Ed's Eaten Elevenses (2006)
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Tiempo de ejecución : 1H 23M
Director : Miklós Jancsó
Sinopsis
Jancsó’s farce, similar to the previous ones, is about our time and about death. Pepe marries into a family of mafiosi, with the father-in-law rolling in money. In a joint venture they establish the first Hungarian Prison Limited company, where there is a menu, the prisoners are residents, and they furnish the place of execution for those volunteering to execute themselves. It turns out that the first voluntary hanging should be demonstrated on Pepe. In 180 AD Emperor Marcus Aurelius is dying in Vindobona, being fed with blades of hay by uncle Miki himself, and his son Kornél Mundruczó. Kapa provides for communication: he insists on telling lies, lies and again lies. Furthermore, there are several to die and to revive, to win and to lose, and Melancholy Béla is still alive.
Jill (Brigitte Bardot) se instala en París para convertirse en bailarina. Gracias a un fotógrafo que se fija en ella, pasa de ser una simple modelo de revistas de moda a convertirse en una verdadera estrella acosada por los periodistas, perdiendo así su vida privada. Intentando escapar de los fans y de la prensa, acude al festival de Spoleto, en Italia, para reunirse con Fabio (Marcello Mastroianni), un director del que se enamora.
The movie is set in the actual "Ki Mit Tud?" talent contest in 1962. In reality the contest in dance music category was won by an army brass band. "Omega" which later became one of the most successful Hungarian rock bands came out in the second place.
Jeanne, una joven parisina, cree que es la reencarnación de Don Juan. Visita a un sacerdote y le confiesa que ha matado a un hombre; le habla, además, de sus aventuras y de sus dotes para la seducción. (FILMAFFINITY)
En un futuro no muy lejano, un grupo de agentes especiales se disponen a encontrar a un hacker misterioso conocido como "Puppet Master". En la búsqueda descubrirán alarmantes secretos acerca de la evolución de la inteligencia artificial. La película fue una gran inspiración para la trilogía de Matrix.
This short film examines the circumstances of an unintentional murder, without success. As Wittgenstein stated, "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent." ("Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen.")
La acción transcurre en mitad de una guerra, de cualquier guerra. Un comandante del ejército, mentalmente desequilibrado, va a descansar a un pequeño pueblo donde vive la familia de uno de los soldados que están bajo su mando. La familia lo acoge en su casa y ahí comienza el esperpento… la tragedia.
Two old women who happen to be pickpockets stole money from Simon, the taxi driver. The police are unable to find the thieves, so Simon decides to find them himself.
By the notes of Fiáth Pompeiusz, the one-time friend of Kapa and Pepe, Professor Szirtes has solved the secret of the time machine, and he realizes the invention relying on "special" H2O. Kapa and Pepe shall return by it into the past in order to set time right, which is out of joint, that is, to correct history, to save King Louis II, and prevent the Mohács Disaster. Pepe yields to the not too tender persuasion to enter upon the great journey through time, dies and revives, and they arrive at the battlefield of Mohács in time. Kapa films the events. The Turks win and cut off the king’s, Pepe’s, head, still the Hungarians dictate the peace treaty. Kapa and Pepe want to return, they fill the time machine up with water from the well, yet it won’t start. Even so Kapa and Pepe hover over Budapest and quarrel.
This time, Kapa and Pepe are first of all prisoners of war – and convicts taken to forced labor service, Jews, Hungarian soldiers, German soldiers. Once they are to be executed, then again they are to perform executions. The film tells in spectacular episodes about the fact that in the past more than one century and a half we kept marching from war to war; occupation and liberation turned out to be indifferent, and why couldn’t the Jews execute the SS-guys? Our heroes hover about dilapidated barracks, then again on the bridges of the capital they guess whose satellites or eternal friends for all times we might be just now. In the cupboard, among the preserved fruit bottles, Stalin is still hiding. The authors of the film are cited before court, then in a showcase hospital they are waiting for the end to come. A Soviet soldier-maid closes the film with a Péter Nádas-quote.
El actor Rango es un solitario camaleón que vive en la inmensidad del desierto Mojave. Quiere ser un representante de la ley en un sediento pueblo llamado Dirt, pero enseguida se da cuenta de que hay una gran diferencia entre actuar y vivir la vida real, así que no tiene más remedio que enfrentarse a algunos aspectos de su identidad y aprender el significado y el valor de la amistad. Su misión consistirá en descubrir la conspiración que está detrás de la desaparición del agua en el pueblo. Film de animación del director de "Piratas del Caribe", con las voces originales de Johnny Depp (Rango), Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher y Bill Nighy.
Film basado en los hechos rurales acontecidos en 1848 después del levantamiento nacional liderado por Kossuth en Hungría. (FILMAFFINITY)
Tiana, una muchacha de origen humilde que vive en Nueva Orleans, trabaja como camarera y cocinera para conseguir realizar el sueño que compartio con su padre, conseguir abrir su propio restaurante.Pero todo cambia cuando el Príncipe Naveen, heredero de la corona de Maldonia, llega a la ciudad. En su camino se cruza el Doctor Facilier, un brujo vudú que engaña al príncipe y lo convierte en una rana. Atrapado en su nueva forma, Naveen intentará romper el encantamiento utilizando la forma clásica de los cuentos, es decir, con el beso de una princesa. Convence a Tiana para que le bese pero, las cosas no son tan sencillas.
In the 20th live broadcast of Frau Plastic Chicken’s TV show entitled Nexxt, the first guest comes from the sixties: it is the hero of Burgess’s novel A Clockwork Orange, the notorious murderer Alexander Grushkin, that is, Little Alex. With the help of Egodoki, Frau PC has the Ludovico Technique applied on him, and beside the broken Alex she has Rex Madison, the protagonist of American Psycho brought in, with handcuffs on. The self-assured gigolo breaks down at the appearance of Maggie, his first love, and it is he who wins the confessional show led by Mrs Cardinal Paula Aquarius, which incurs pardon to be given. Rex, freed from his shackles, shoots the majority of those present, rapes PC and leaves together with Alex by helicopter. The show continues on the moon.
Waiters’ competition at Heroes’ Square in the late thirties. Dressed as waiters, Kapa and Pepe awake in the bronze chariot of the millennial sculpture group. They drive along the Danube promenade, and on the concrete reinforcement of the demolished Budapest rondella hotel they get involved in a showdown of political background. In the burnt-down Sports Hall the waiters train for a last supper, Pepe and Kapa run around the big laid table with trays in their hands. While doing so, Pepe keeps crying out: "I am the best one, I am the most beautiful one, I am the king, I am the god..." Sitting in a boat on the Danube, a ship goes past them, and the Niagara falls, majestic and breathtaking, resound in their ears. On each passing away something new will come to life – as rapped by Sub Bass Monster.
HOP Un Rebelde sin Pascua cuenta la historia de Fred (James Marsden) un desempleado que accidentalmente conoce a E.B, el Conejo de Pascua. Mientras Fred lucha contra el peor huésped del mundo; E.B. Ambos aprenderán que es lo que se necesita para madurar.
Kapa, Pepe and Mesi would like to buy a scrapyard of trains, to start a nostalgia train and earn a lot of money. The capital to start with they want to get from grandpa, who has come home from America with a suitcase full of money. Everybody wants Mesi to approach the old man, because she is the only one he would speak to. But Mesi is more concerned with the idea that she wants a child, by now from anyone, while Pepe is jealous. Kapa’s alleged son emerges, with the mafia behind him: they, too, are eager to get grandpa’s money. After threats and blackmailing, poisoned apples are sent, with only one side of them poisonous. Those dead, by the way, are resurrected by the sound of a song. At last, nobody manages to get the money, but it wouldn’t make sense anyway: it’s all fake. The Statue of Liberty, however, turns out to be blind.
In the Kerepesi Street cemetery, three grave diggers contemplate the fate of the world, then they step out of this role and in a sequence of episodes they play the typical figures of contemporary Hungarian reality, the fat cat, the swashbuckler, the victim, underworld chieftains, and present little absurd dramas of love, marriage, friendship, public order and legal safety. The author and the film director walk among them all the time, contemplating, laughing at their plays. The stories starting from the graveyard and returning there warn of the inevitability of death. The author and the director (Gyula Hernádi and Miklós Jancsó) wisely make friends with death.
Hungary, 1950s. József Pelikán, who works as a dam keeper on the Danube, meets by chance Zoltán Dániel, an old friend whom he saved from death years before and who is now a powerful politician.
Drácula regenta un hotel en el que se alojan personajes como Frankenstein, la Momia, el Hombre Invisible, hombres-lobo... El problema del conde es que tiene una hija de espíritu aventurero a la que le resulta difícil controlar. El conflicto surge cuando se aloja en el hotel un ser humano que se siente atraído por la hija del dueño.
Tras sobrevivir a un accidente de avión en el mar, el negociador de la ONU Edward Douglas (David Thewlis) es recogido en medio del mar y llevado a una misteriosa isla habitada por unos seres extraños y deformes que están a las órdenes de un siniestro médico, el Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando).