You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
Genre : Comedy, Action
Runtime : 1H 53M
Director : Dennis Dugan
Writer : Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
Synopsis
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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