UHF (1989)
A lot of TV stations have forgotten what "quality" means, but not Channel 62. They NEVER knew what it meant.
Genre : Comedy, Drama
Runtime : 1H 37M
Director : Jay Levey
Writer : 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Jay Levey, Charles Holloway
Synopsis
The eccentric new manager of a UHF television channel tries to save the station from financial ruin with an odd array of programming.
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