A Jungle Book of Regulations (1974)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 31M
Director : Stanisław Bareja
Synopsis
Nie ma róży bez ognia title in Polish: There is no rose without fire, in reference to two mixed up proverbs – There is no rose without thorns, and There is no smoke without the fire – is a Polish comedy film from 1974 directed by Stanisław Bareja.
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