Year One (2009)
Meet your ancestors
Genre : Comedy, Adventure
Runtime : 1H 37M
Director : Harold Ramis
Writer : Gene Stupnitsky, Harold Ramis, Lee Eisenberg
Synopsis
When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world.
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