Takeshis' (2005)
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Genre : Comedy, Drama
Runtime : 1H 48M
Director : Takeshi Kitano
Synopsis
Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
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