Mallrats (1995)
They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.
Genre : Romance, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 34M
Director : Kevin Smith
Synopsis
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall. Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others and take care of their respective nemeses.
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