The Scalphunters (1968)
"I'M JOE BASS and I say that scalphunters are the most ornery, girl-grabbing, back-stubbers on earth. I HUNT SCALPHUNTERS!"
Genre : Comedy, Western
Runtime : 1H 42M
Director : Sydney Pollack
Synopsis
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