Wills & Burke (1985)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 38M
Director : Bob Weis
Synopsis
Parody of historical epics that focuses on real-life Australian explorers William John Wills and Robert O'Hara Burkes, who tragically tried to cross the Australian continent from the south, to the north, a distance of 3,250 km.
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