It's a Secretary Thing! (2008)
IT`S A SECRETARY THING is a depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best.
Genre : Fantasy
Runtime : 2H 34M
Director : Patrick Collins
Synopsis
Patrick Collins proudly presents, It's a Secretary Thing, a collection of stunning superstars dressed up as seductive secretaries. Watch the curvaceous Shyla Stylez, alongside Jenaveve Jolie, Karlie Montana, Carli Banks, Ashley Blue, Evie Delatosso, and Jamie Lamore. It's a Secretary Thing is a depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best. In an industry that is over saturated with unoriginal couch sex, Patrick Collins focuses on creative scenarios, chemistry between performers and real female orgasms. His movies are unlike anything else in porn.
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