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The Onion Movie (2008)

America's Finest News Source.

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 20M

Director : Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Actors

Len Cariou
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Don McManus
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Brian Powell
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Scott Klace
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale
Orlando Seale
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Sarah McElligott
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Kwame Boateng
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Richard Fancy
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitz
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Savannah Haske
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Rebecca Lowman
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Jim Gleason
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Michael Harney
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Angel Cassidy
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Robert Hoffman
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Harry Shum Jr.
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Chrissy Metz
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Greg Cipes
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Nick Chinlund
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Jim Rash
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Viener
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Gedde Watanabe
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Chris Villa
Chris Villa
Gay Guy

Crews

David Miner
David Miner
Producer
Gil Netter
Gil Netter
Producer
Mike Maguire
Mike Maguire
Director
Tom Kuntz
Tom Kuntz
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Todd Hanson
Writer
Kevin Halloran
Kevin Halloran
Co-Producer
Michael Rotenberg
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
Jason Weiss
Jason Weiss
Co-Producer
David Zucker
David Zucker
Producer
Asche & Spencer
Asche & Spencer
Music
Maryse Alberti
Maryse Alberti
Director of Photography
Frederick Wardell
Frederick Wardell
Editor
Jon Gary Steele
Jon Gary Steele
Production Design
Casey Storm
Casey Storm
Costume Design

Posters and backgrounds

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