Луковые новости (2008)

Фильм повествует об оккупации Парижа, Франции и всей Европы народной армией КНР. Правда, фильм не столько об оккупантах, сколько о самих французах, которые дружно пополняют ряды коллаборационистов. Стучат на своих, носят кепки—маодзедуновки, ставят в угоду завоевателям «Кармен» с китайской героиней и прочее. Как же изгнать китайскую армию из своей страны без войны? Став для них и для всей Европы примером «плохого поведения», примером того, чего делать не надо. Многие французы с удовольствием принимаются за выполнение этой миссии...

During the Spanish Civil War a platoon of mismatched Republican soldiers cross the front-line to steal the bull that the enemy is going to fight on the local holiday of the nearby village. In addition to ruining the Nationalist faction's celebration they want the animal in order to butcher it and feed their famished troops. They get caught in the process and have to go through a series of funny and pathetic incidents before they can get back to their side.

Jeff Dunham is back in his fourth concert event, with all-new material. All the favorites are here: Walter, the grumpy retiree; furry and manic Peanut; Jose Jalapeño, the spicy pepper from south of the border; plus bumbling skeletal Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Dunham is also joined by two never-before-seen characters certain to unleash their own unique havoc on stage.

With Irene Dunne, Robert Montgomery, Preston Foster, and Eugene Pallette. This sublime film exemplifies La Cava’s gift for creating comedies that contain a profound depth of feeling. Starting with a cruel joke – a couple of callow men make a bet that one of them can seduce the woman sharing their train compartment – the film charts the relationship that develops between Irene Dunne, a small-town girl in the big city, and Robert Montgomery, the brother of the man who has heartlessly seduced and abandoned her. Their love affair is all the more affecting for taking place against a backdrop of heartbreak and alcoholism, all conveyed under the guise of comedy. UNFINISHED BUSINESS is truly one of the most remarkable Hollywood films of the 1940s.

Faith and Hope Banner, sisters, are "convention hostesses" in a hotel. A body is discovered next door as the magician's convention is leaving and the mortician's convention is arriving, and the sisters, with help from manager Wilburforce Puddle, try to hide it. Complicating matters, Hope's boyfriend, Tommy, is a newspaper reporter in the hotel covering some labor negotiations.

A long-distance trucker, dressed like a sea captain, aimlessly sails the American highways in his 18 wheeler mumbling manic, southern accented non sequiturs; carnivalizing roadside stops and happenstance towns while out-weirding cops and weigh stations with his new cryptic, over-coated hitchhiker buddy.

When the bride's mother is supposedly swindled out of her money by a spurned suitor, the groom's father orchestrates a scheme of his own to set things right. He is aided by a cabaret singer, while placating a jealous wife.

Психоаналитика Виллиса Эмбри направляют в тюрьму Нью-Джерси поработать с заключёнными. День вообще для него начался неудачно — его квартиру вскрыли, а его подруга ушла, оставив только сообщение на автоответчике. Групповые занятия с заключёнными тоже проходят далеко не гладко, особенно большие проблемы у двух сокамерников: Лайла и «Красавчика» Гарри. Но вдруг удача повернулась к Виллису лицом. Старый зек, умирающий от рака, разоткровенничался о припрятанных деньгах мафии — 8.5 млн $. Старик попросил Виллиса найти эти деньги, отдать половину его подруге, а вторую психолог может забрать себе. Увы, и тут Виллису не повезло: номер дома, в котором спрятан клад, он записал неверно, а весь их разговор подслушал находящийся в соседней камере Лайл...

Peter, a theatre director, hates being out of work so much it's affecting his relationship with his girlfriend Marie, an actress. As a remedy, she suggests they stage a play by Strindberg together and bring in her famous friend Liza. Not such a good idea, it turns out. Soon, Liza is applying all her skills to steal the leading role and the director away from Maria, who is not backing down without a fight.

Narrated by Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise, this documentary about "Laurel and Hardy", one of the most popular and critically acclaimed comedy double acts of the early Classical Hollywood era of American cinema. It features interviews with Jerry Lewis, Dick Van Dyke, Babe London, Marcel Marceau, Lucille Hardy (Ollie's wife), Bob Monkhouse, Hal Roach, Marvin T Hatley, Jack McCabe and many more.

"...Or Die”, directed by Gregory Bonsignore and John Petaja, satirizes the obstacles today's South Asian Hollywood actors have to deal with.

When the television ratings machines suddenly malfunction, public television suddenly, but mistakenly, soars to #1 in this humorous satire.

Margaret O'Halloran is a dog trainer with a unique talent and a nose for a mystery. Now an old lady has been savaged to death, her faithful dog is the prime suspect. But Margaret smells a murderer of the two legged variety.

Kun and Busaba are going to be married. But their sweet moment collapses when Kun is alleged to be the assassin who killed a politician and is holding a confidential clip. Kun claims himself to be innocent before he is moved to prison zone 8E88 where he is forced to reveal the truth about the clip. Meanwhile, the son of the deceased politician wants to find the clip that he thinks is with him, so Kun decides to escape from prison...

Betty Ingals walks out on her fiancé in search of adventure. She gets more than she bargained for when she stumbles upon a gang of bootleggers.

Hungry mosquitos, in search of a meal, find that fruit, flowers and other such fare doesn't satisfy. One enterprising bug hits the jackpot - a human! However, the victim vigorously resists joining the food chain, causing a number of winged casualties. The little buggers wait until the man falls asleep, then set up a number of enterprises: cafes, bars, filling stations, all serving blood. Things are going well, but then the mosquito Cosa Nostra moves in, and ramp production into high gear.

This movie is a reality comedy show that throws light on various well known characters and people in the Thailand movie scene. These type of movies are also known as Saranae Osekae.

An adaptation of Franz Kafka's classic story about Gregor Samsa, a man who awakes and sees himself suddenly turned into a repulsive insect.

A sexually voracious young woman receives a dirty phone call from a stranger; so satisfied by the experience, she sets out to find him somewhere in New York City.

Театральный эпизод охватит события из пятого тома манги.

Сюжет развивается в 2015 году во время финальной эпохи, над которой магия всё ещё властвует. Для наблюдением за безопасностью мира и выживания человечества была создана организация Caldea. Организация наблюдает за миром, который может быть увиден только с помощью магии, а также за миром, который можно измерить только наукой. Благодаря усилиям многих исследователей путь человеческой истории был определён на 100 лет в будущее. Однако, без предупреждения, царство будущего, которое находится под постоянным наблюдением Caldea, исчезло. В то же время подтвердилось вымирание человечества к 2017 году. Очевидная причина исчезновения была в японском городке Fuyuki в 2004 году. В этом городе было обнаружено "ненаблюдаемое царство", до этого никогда там не существовавшее. Caldea выпустила Великий Приказ на "Экспедицию за Священным Граалем". Экспедиция должна найти, выявить и по-возможности уничтожить вероятность, которая приведёт к вымиранию человечества.

Героический и безоружный Леонидас встает во главе 13 спартанцев-головорезов на защиту своей родины против вторгшихся на ее территорию персов, в рядах которых мы увидим Призрачного Гонщика, Рокки Бальбоа, Трансформеров и горбатую Пэрис Хилтон.