Vampire Whores from Outer Space (2005)

Some People Just Suck

Genre : Comedy, Horror, Action

Runtime : 1H 15M

Director : Eamon Hardiman

Synopsis

A small group of idiots wage war on vampiric alien prostitutes.

Actors

Diana Burton
Diana Burton
Mitchell
Billy Dynamite
Billy Dynamite
Hank
Brian Gunnoe
Brian Gunnoe
Burt Fleming
Eamon Hardiman
Eamon Hardiman
Chief Tate
Chip Kunhavijit
Chip Kunhavijit
Tony
Meghan McDowell
Meghan McDowell
Dawn Hartley
Lance Steele
Lance Steele
Kevin Murphy

Crews

Eamon Hardiman
Eamon Hardiman
Director
Eamon Hardiman
Eamon Hardiman
Writer

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