The Watermelon (2008)

A film about how really weird stuff can happen.

Genre : Comedy, Drama, Romance

Runtime : 1H 32M

Director : Brad Mays

Synopsis

Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.

Actors

Will Beinbrink
Will Beinbrink
Achilles Pumpkinseed
Kiersten Morgan
Kiersten Morgan
Persephone
Elyse Ashton
Elyse Ashton
The Ex-Wife

Crews

Michael Hemmingson
Michael Hemmingson
Writer
Brad Mays
Brad Mays
Director

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