It Can't Be! (1975)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 32M
Director : Leonid Gaidai
Synopsis
The film includes three short stories based on the stories of Mikhail Zoshchenko:
"Crime and Punishment", "Fun Adventure", and "Wedding Event" about the negative phenomena of the provincial life of the young country of the Soviets:
stupidity, drunkenness, money-grubbing, lack of spirituality.
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