The Marriage of Balzaminov (1964)
The Russian Comedy Farce!
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 25M
Director : Konstantin Voynov
Synopsis
Based on the trilogy of Aleksandr Ostrovsky.
Moscow, XIX century. A small official Misha Balzaminov lives in a small house. He, like his mother, sees his happiness in marrying a rich bride. Misha images in dreams and fantasies that he is a general or even a king — rich and domineering. And in reality, poor Balzaminov is haunted by setbacks...
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