Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
He charges $10 but he’s willing to negotiate.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 28M
Director : Mike Mitchell
Writer : Rob Schneider, Harris Goldberg
Synopsis
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer is hot on his trail.
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