デュース・ビガロウ,激安ジゴロ!? (1999)
He charges $10 but he’s willing to negotiate.
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 28分
演出 : Mike Mitchell
脚本 : Rob Schneider, Harris Goldberg
シノプシス
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer is hot on his trail.
1966年のパリ。政府から首都圏整備拡張計画が交付され、至る箇所に新興団地や道路が建設されていく。パリ郊外の公団住宅に住む人妻ジュリエットは、ガソリンスタンドに勤める夫の稼ぎが悪いため、昼間に売春を行っていた。幼い娘を託児所に預けてからカフェで客を待ち、今日も若い男を安ホテルに連れ込んで一仕事する。そして彼女の行きつけの美容院で働くマリアンヌも、あるアメリカ人に電話で誘われてホテルへと向かう。
シカゴ郊外の高級住宅街で暮らす高校生ジョエルは、裕福な家庭のひとりっ子。卒業を控えて浮かれる彼は、両親が休暇で不在中、悪友にそそのかされて美人売春婦のラナを家に呼ぶ。そこで有頂天になったジョエルだが、はめを外しすぎて父のポルシェを壊してしまった。高額な修理費が払えない彼は、両親がいない自宅にラナの仲間の売春婦たちを集めてパーティーを開き、参加者から会費を集めてひともうけと皮算用するのだが…。
母親の不慮の死を克服できないある家族に、転がり込んできた突然の幸運。それは、音信不通だった大富豪の叔父・サイラスの遺産相続だった。だが、その裏にはある陰謀が。生前サイラスはある邪悪な野望を実現させるため、全米中の悪名高き悪霊たちをコレクションしていたのだ。そして一家が相続した豪邸には、その悪霊たちが封じ込められていた。彼らを待っていたのは心霊研究家ラフキン。一行は屋敷に足を踏み入れるが、悪霊たちが次々と襲いかかってきた!
フロリダで怠惰な生活を送っていた少女パーシーは、母ロレーンの死を知り、故郷のニューオーリンズに戻る。そこでパーシーは、母の家に住み着き、母を看取った見知らぬ2人の男、母の友人と名乗る元英文学教授で初老のアルコール中毒の男ボビーとその助手で作家志望の青年ローソンと出会う。幼い頃から離れて暮らしていた母のことを知りたくなったパーシーは、彼らと3人で共同生活を始める。
チキン・リトルは内気でさえない男の子。空から奇妙なかけらが落ちてくるのを目撃するが、町の人々は彼をウソつき少年としてトラブルメーカー扱い。尊敬する父にも信じてもらえなかったことで、ますます自信を失うリトル。そんな時、彼は再び“空のかけら”を発見。変わり者の仲間たちとかけらの正体を追うリトルは、なんと大きな宇宙船に遭遇。かけらは宇宙船のパネルの一部で、やがて宇宙船団が出現し、町は大騒動に陥る。
A group of tenants living in an old house are confronted with having to move out due to a renovation project the city has undertaken. The tenants decide to unite and come up with a strategy, but in the process—while the landlord and his aggressive attorney are chasing them—the tenants transform into the opposite of who they once were.
Cursed since childhood, dentist Charlie Logan cannot find the right woman. Even worse, he learns that each of his ex-girlfriends finds true love with the man she meets after her relationship with him ends. Hearing of Charlie's reputation as a good-luck charm, women from all over line up for a quick tryst. But when Charlie meets the woman of his dreams, he must find a way to break the curse or risk losing her to the next man she meets.
The original '70s TV family is now placed in the 1990s, where they're even more square and out of place than ever.
When his SUV breaks down on a remote Southwestern road, Jeff Taylor lets his wife, Amy, hitch a ride with a trucker to get help. When she doesn't return, Jeff fixes his SUV and tracks down the trucker -- who tells the police he's never seen Amy. Johnathan Mostow's tense thriller then follows Jeff's desperate search for his wife, which eventually uncovers a small town's murderous secret.
インド・コルカタの売春窟に暮らしながら取材をするカメラマンのザナ・ブリスキーは、ここで暮らす子どもたちに出会った。渡したカメラで思い思いに写真を撮る子どもたちに感銘を受けたザナは、彼らを売春窟から救い出そうと決意。学費を集めるために、子どもたちの撮った作品の写真展を開くことにする。
ニューヨークでの都会生活に疲れた3人のサラリーマンが、ニューメキシコで行なわれるカウボーイ体験ツアーに参加。大自然の中で生きる意欲を取り戻していく男たちを描いた、心温まる人間ドラマ。
In three separate segments, set respectively in 1966, 1911, and 2005, three love stories unfold between three sets of characters, under three different periods of Taiwanese history and governance.
Someone does a nasty hatchet job on a San Francisco big shot and the Assistant D.A. takes charge of the investigation. Through a web of blackmail and prostitution involving the Governor, an old lover of the law man emerges as a prime suspect and he has to deal with his personal feelings as well as the case.
メキシコを舞台に、ひょんなことから出会ったスゴ腕ガンマンの流れ者と秘密を抱えた尼僧が、一緒に旅をしながら褒賞金目的の戦いに手を組んで活躍する姿を描いた西部劇。
流れ者のホーガンは、三人の男に乱暴されそうになっている尼僧サラを助けた。メキシコの革命騒ぎを利用して大金を稼ごうとしていたホーガンは、フランス軍に追われているサラと共に、革命派のもとへやってくる。そしてフランス軍の輸送列車を襲撃する計画を請け負うが……。凄腕ガンマンのくせに、妙に色っぽい尼僧には手を出せないイーストウッドがオカシイ。憎めない女を演じさせたら天下一品のマクレーンがここでも魅力を発揮している。
When secretive new neighbors move in next door, suburbanite Ray Peterson and his friends let their paranoia get the best of them as they start to suspect the newcomers of evildoings and commence an investigation. But it's hardly how Ray, who much prefers drinking beer, reading his newspaper and watching a ball game on the tube expected to spend his vacation.
Jenna is a pregnant, unhappily married waitress in the deep south. She meets a newcomer to her town and falls into an unlikely relationship as a last attempt at happiness.
Elling has lived with his mother all his life. Mom is the practical one, while Elling ponders the more theoretical aspects of life. He spends his time in their apartment reading books and looking at the neighbours through the living room window. Elling doesn't seem to need to be around others like most people. That's why Elling is less than enthusiastic when his mother suddenly decides to take her son on a beach vacation to Spain. Reluctantly, Elling agrees. After all, a lady at her age needs a good man by her side. But what Elling refuses to realize is that Mom is not only old, but also sick. Very sick. On her last vacation she tries to get Elling to see that life is bigger than their living room.
Loner Mark Lewis works at a film studio during the day and, at night, takes racy photographs of women. Also he's making a documentary on fear, which involves recording the reactions of victims as he murders them. He befriends Helen, the daughter of the family living in the apartment below his, and he tells her vaguely about the movie he is making.
U.S. government agent Scott is assigned to rescue the daughter of a high-ranking government official. As willing as he is to bend the rules to get things done, though, Scott is shocked to find that others are willing to go even further to protect a political career.
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his old friend T.J. Hicks. But a mysterious killer starts killing some of Amsterdam's finest gigolos and T.J. is mistaken for the extremely gay murderer. Deuce must enter the gigolo industry again to find the real murderer and clear T.J.'s name.
警官に交通事故があります。 一週間後に目が覚めると、彼は科学者が動物の臓器を使って粉々になった体を再構築したことを発見します。 この考え方により、マービンは、動物の本能が最も不適当な瞬間に彼を捕まえるまでヒーローになります。
In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way, all done in front of a camera, without an audience, and in one take. After his set, Norm's friends and fellow comics gather to salute him.
非常に人気があり魅力的であるが、悪い10代の少女が、ある日、男の体内で目を覚ます。 何が起こったのか、以前の状態にどのように戻るのかを発見しようとすると、彼女はそれまでに他人にどれほど残酷で悪かを感じました。
個性的な登場人物たちが繰り広げる大ボケ、コネタの数々。全米公開時、観衆を爆笑、失笑、苦笑の渦に巻き込んだコメディ。ハーヴェイ・カイテルなど、豪華なキャスト陣も見どころ。
Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone-crushing power might vault his team into the playoffs.
片田舎でピザ屋を営む純朴な青年ディーズに、400億ドルの莫大な遺産が舞い込んだ! ニューヨークで彼を待ち受けていたのは、マスコミや腹黒い重役たち。美人看護婦とも知り合い、恋に落ちるが……。2大スターが共演したラヴ・コメディ。
Billy Madison is the 27 year-old son of Bryan Madison, a very rich man who has made his living in the hotel industry. Billy stands to inherit his father's empire, but only if he can make it through all 12 grades, 2 weeks per grade, to prove that he has what it takes to run the family business.
大人に成りきれない青年と無垢な子供との共同生活を通し、2人の成長劇をコミカルに描く。スタンダップ・コメディアン出身のサンドラーが未熟な青年役を熱演。気ままなバイト生活を続ける32歳の青年ソニー。彼女が愛想を尽かして出ていっても、彼の生活は変わらない。そんなある日、彼の家に幼い男の子が訪ねてくる。
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that he can get domestic partner benefits for his kids, his buddy agrees. However, things get dicey when a bureaucrat comes calling, and the boys are forced to present a picture of domestic bliss.
Failed hockey player-turned-golf whiz Happy Gilmore -- whose unconventional approach and antics on the grass courts the ire of rival Shooter McGavin -- is determined to win a PGA tournament so he can save his granny's house with the prize money. Meanwhile, an attractive tour publicist tries to soften Happy's image.
Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big Xbox game. But when he gets kicked out of his apartment, he's forced to move in with his grandmother.
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.
Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.
Joe Dirt is a janitor with a mullet hairdo, acid-washed jeans and a dream to find the parents that he lost at the Grand Canyon when he was a belligerent, trailer park-raised eight-year-old. Now, blasting Van Halen in his jacked-up economy car, the irrepressibly optimistic Joe hits the road alone in search of his folks.
The Lone Rangers have heavy-metal dreams and a single demo tape they can't get anyone to play. The solution: Hijack an FM rock radio station and hold the deejays hostage until they agree to broadcast the band's tape.
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Pro quarter-back, Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach, Nate Scarboro are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game 'fixed' to turn out quite another way.
Royal Canadian Mountie Dudley Do-right is busy keeping the peace in his small mountain town when his old rival, Snidely Whiplash, comes up with a plot to buy all the property in town, then start a phony gold rush by seeding the river with gold nuggets.
建築士のマイケルは、大切な家族を幸せにしたいと思うあまり、仕事に追われ家族との時間さえも持てない忙しない日々を送っていた。そんなある日、彼は人生さえも早送りや巻き戻しできる不思議なリモコンを手に入れるのだった。