Heart of a Dog (1988)
Genre : Drama, Comedy, Science Fiction
Runtime : 2H 16M
Director : Vladimir Bortko
Writer : Nataliya Bortko
Synopsis
Old Prof. Preobrazhensky and his young colleague Dr. Bormental inserted the human's hypophysis into a dog's brain. A couple of weeks later, the dog became "human looking". The main question is "Is anybody who is looking like a man, A REAL MAN?"
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