Le Maître d'école (1981)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 35M
Director : Claude Berri
Synopsis
After having lost his job for having saved a child accused of shop lifting, Frédéric Barbier decides to become a school teacher with some funny results.The great comedy actor Coluche is excellent as a simple school teacher.
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