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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985)

She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves.

Genre : Comedy, Mystery

Runtime : 1H 28M

Director : Tim McDonald
Writer : Tim McDonald

Synopsis

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

Actors

Seka
Seka
Mona La Pierre
John Leslie
John Leslie
Mark Lowe
Angel
Angel
Lori Edwards
David F. Friedman
David F. Friedman
Morris Glutman
Gina Carrera
Gina Carrera
Kate - Secretary
Renee Lovins
Renee Lovins
Dr. Benninger
Richard Pacheco
Richard Pacheco
Wally Lickman
Billy Dee
Billy Dee
Howie Mann
Jon Martin
Jon Martin
Pepe
Laurie Smith
Laurie Smith
Hooker
Jill Ferrar
Jill Ferrar
Hooker
Erica Idol
Erica Idol
Hooker in Limo
Madge Dennis
Madge Dennis
Miss B
Raoul Wigman
Raoul Wigman
First Detective
Ed Nathans
Ed Nathans
Second Detective
Sasha Riote
Sasha Riote
Call Girl
Natasha Darling
Natasha Darling
Call Girl
Chris Chase
Chris Chase
Mona's Butler
Louis Ganapoler
Louis Ganapoler
Bartender
Peter Palmer
Peter Palmer
Bar Patron
Elmo Lavino
Elmo Lavino
Newsstand Owner
Joy Cummings
Joy Cummings
Cleopatra
Cindy Carver
Cindy Carver
Female Attendant
Jim Malibu
Jim Malibu
Cesear
Dan T. Mann
Dan T. Mann
Maximus - Guard
Chris Freed
Chris Freed
Courier
David Wade
David Wade
Professor Edwards
Louie Leslie
Louie Leslie
Dog
Beatrice
Beatrice
Snake

Crews

Tim McDonald
Tim McDonald
Director
Tim McDonald
Tim McDonald
Screenplay
David F. Friedman
David F. Friedman
Producer
Bob Vosse
Bob Vosse
Director of Photography
Tigr
Tigr
Unit Manager

Posters and backgrounds

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