Color-Blinded (1998)
Yesterday, she was a black beauty. Today, she's a blonde bombshell.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 32M
Director : Mark Pirro
Synopsis
Convinced that her white boyfriend would rather date a white girl, a gorgeous black woman drinks a potion that turns her into a gorgeous white woman... and puts her life and relationship to the test.
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