The Merry Dwarfs (1929)
Genre : Animation
Runtime : 6M
Director : Walt Disney
Synopsis
A village of dwarfs dance and play through their day. A blacksmith shoes a centipede, a street-cleaner sweeps, a marching-band strikes up and the townsmen roll out beer barrels.
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