Life’s a Bitch (2013)
Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...
Genre : Comedy, Drama
Runtime : 11M
Director : David Bispham
Synopsis
Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!
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