Life’s a Bitch (2013)

Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...

Genre : Comedy, Drama

Runtime : 11M

Director : David Bispham

Synopsis

Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!

Actors

Rob Ostlere
Rob Ostlere
Bradley
Lauren Drummond
Lauren Drummond
Monica

Crews

David Bispham
David Bispham
Director
Chizzy Akudolu
Chizzy Akudolu
Writer
Jimmy Akingbola
Jimmy Akingbola
Producer
Chizzy Akudolu
Chizzy Akudolu
Executive Producer
Pat Tookey-Dickson
Pat Tookey-Dickson
Producer
Donna-Marie Mason
Donna-Marie Mason
Costume Design
Tony White
Tony White
First Assistant Director
Kevin Behan
Kevin Behan
Props
Nick Cox
Nick Cox
Camera Operator
Charlie Davies
Charlie Davies
Assistant Camera
Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson
Assistant Camera

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