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You Don't Choose Your Family (2011)

Genre : Comedy, Adventure

Runtime : 1H 43M

Director : Christian Clavier

Synopsis

César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.

Actors

Christian Clavier
Christian Clavier
César
Jean Reno
Jean Reno
Luix
Muriel Robin
Muriel Robin
Kim
Héléna Noguerra
Héléna Noguerra
Alex
Michel Vuillermoz
Michel Vuillermoz
Jean-Paul
Hélène Patarot
Hélène Patarot
Mère supérieure
Anna Gaylor
Anna Gaylor
La mère de César
Caroline Anglade
Caroline Anglade
Coralie, la coiffeuse
Sophie-Charlotte Husson
Sophie-Charlotte Husson
La présentatrice TV
Simon Astier
Simon Astier
Hervé
Rodolphe Congé
Rodolphe Congé
Bruno
Annie Savarin
Annie Savarin
Irène
Olivier Till
Olivier Till
L'huissier
Nathalie Kanouï
Nathalie Kanouï
Gwen
Philippe Sturbelle
Philippe Sturbelle
Le prisonnier belge

Crews

Christian Clavier
Christian Clavier
Director
Christian Clavier
Christian Clavier
Scenario Writer
Michel Delgado
Michel Delgado
Scenario Writer
Jean-Philippe Goude
Jean-Philippe Goude
Music
Ramon Pipin
Ramon Pipin
Music

Trailers and other movies

On ne choisit pas sa famille: trailer

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