Tenacious D: Time Fixers (2006)
Genre : Comedy, Music
Runtime : 9M
Director : Drew Hancock
Synopsis
After an open mic night, JB and KG get a message from Michael Keaton who tells them that the time-space continuum has been disrupted at the Ford's Theater in 1850 and only Tenacious D can fix it.
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