The Pope's Toilet (2007)
Genre : Drama, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : César Charlone, Enrique Fernández
Writer : César Charlone, Enrique Fernández
Synopsis
In 1998, a small South American village is in a flurry over the Pope's upcoming visit for the business opportunities that it will provide. While most of the residents plan to sell food at the parade, a smuggler family man decides to build a pay toilet.
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