Hay Foot (1942)
All the same stars of that other convulsive army comedy that was the most hilarious thing in khaki 'til this one came along!
Genre : Romance, Comedy
Runtime : 48M
Director : Fred Guiol
Writer : Eugene Conrad, Edward E. Seabrook
Synopsis
Colonel Barkley is very proud of his assistant, Sergeant Doubleday, who has a photographic memory. Doubleday shows off his book knowledge on firearms during a class given by Sergeant Ames, embarrassing him. Through a series of misunderstandings, Colonel Barkley thinks the gun shy Doubleday is an expert marksman, and he sets him up in a shooting match against Ames and Sergeant Cobb.
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