Legend Of The Seven Bloody Torturers (2008)
A wicked little tale of pain, suffering, and fudging the numbers
Genre : Comedy, Horror
Runtime : 5M
Director : Conall Pendergast
Synopsis
What happens when the guy from head office discovers that there are only 6 torturers? They quickly discover that even torturers have a chain of command.
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