The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2 (2009)

Un padre adinerado contrata a una tutora para su hijo. El hijo es un adolescente salido y la tutora es una rubia preciosa. Comienza el enredo.

Planeta Tierra: el futuro. Los únicos humanos que quedan son clones. Retro, un joven que, por alguna razón, tiene un televisor en lugar de cabeza y Pandy, una chica con una mancha de nacimiento sobre su ojo derecho, escapan de la policía. Capturados por las fuerzas del orden, son encarcelados en la colonia penitenciaria lunar llamada "Dead Leaves". Pronto se dan cuenta de que no están como para aguantar el régimen brutal de la prisión, así que comienzan a planear su huida, comenzando así una aventura violenta, caótica, esperpéntica y rocambolesca.

A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn't been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff—they all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotel's foundations.

Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the film ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.

El profesor Higgins, especialista en fonética, conoce casuamente a Elisa, una vendedora de flores, y la vulgaridad e incorrección de su lenguaje despierta extraordinariamente su interés. Toma entonces la decisión de realizar un experimento con ella: la convertirá en una respetable dama de la alta sociedad. Pero el trato que Higgins dispensa a Elisa no es muy considerado: al profesor sólo le preocupa la dicción, el perfeccionamiento de la voz y los exquisitos modales adquiridos por Elisa. Adaptación de la obra de teatro homónima de Bernard Shaw, en la que también se inspiró "My Fair Lady"

After Ryan breaks up Glauren for cheating on him, she is rumored to have been hooking up with heavy metal Hellboy. Ryan enlists the help of his friends Valo and Falcone to find out the truth.

It is about a music school in Philadelphia, The Paul Green School of Rock Music, run by Paul Green that teaches kids ages 9 to 17 how to play rock music and be rock stars. Paul Green teaches his students how to play music such as Black Sabbath and Frank Zappa better than anyone expects them to by using a unique style of teaching that includes getting very angry and acting childish.

The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called "The Wit to Woo". The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble

A new teacher, Dr. Dr. Bach, is transferred from his quiet village elementary school to the Mommsen Gymnasium, bringing along his nephew Jan. Bach's lackadaisical methods raise the suspicions of the other teachers.

Pepe Nietnagel and his fellow students of the Mommsen school come up with all kinds of ideas to get out of doing any actual school work. This includes simulating suicides, setting off the air-raid sirens and abusing the school director's new broadcasting system. They succeed in sending their teacher to a sanatorium and get a replacement that turns out to not be so bad after all.

Un empresario conoce a una actriz que es amiga de una camarera, la cual conoce a un guardia de seguridad que trabaja con un chófer, al servicio de una decoradora, mujer de un empresario, que querría trabar amistad con artistas... Este film muestra cómo la diferencia de ambiente y educación hace imposible ciertas relaciones. Es la historia de unos personajes que no tendrían que haberse conocido porque las barreras culturales que los separan son insalvables.

Mila, Hanna y Kati son las mejores amigas del instituto, siempre se apoyan cuando tienen problemas, ya sea a causa del estrés escolar o de los chicos. Y si algo no les falta son problemasHanna es una cantante con mucho talento y quiere participar en un casting, lo que conduce a una inevitable bronca con su novio Branko.

Last year’s critically acclaimed show ‘30’ sold out every night at the Edinburgh Festival and his UK and US tours. From those tours, Jeffries, the controversial Aussie stand-up, brings you his debut DVD, Contraband Live. Succeeding with jokes that most comedians wouldn't touch, and an ability to both charm and offend the crowd in equal measure, Jim is regarded as one of comedy’s fastest rising young stars. His brash confrontational style has made him one of the most sought after comics on the world stage, appearing on numerous TV shows and performing at all the major comedy and music festivals across Europe and the US. He has hosted the NME Awards in LA and narrowly avoided being bombed whilst performing to the troops in Iraq.

Prepare for school with Mickey and friends. Developed by Disney and leading educators, the animated classic MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK now has learning breaks that will prepare your child for the academic and social challenges of school. Learning is woven throughout this classic adventure packed with storytelling magic that captures young imaginations. Pop-up visuals encourage children to learn about counting, matching, measuring, and putting a story in order. Watch your child's face light up each time a correct answer helps Mickey. Learning's more fun with friends to share the adventure!

Roy Chubby Brown returns with his bluest show yet, Front Page Boobs, live from Lincoln and brand new for 2012. He’s still rude, he’s still crude and this time he’s turning headlines into punch lines as his rip-roaring brand of banter continues to burst bellies across the country. Chubby doesn’t hold back from sharing his outlandish views on news, women and sex, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be left gob-smacked! Front Page Boobs even includes a verse of Chubby’s unforgettable rendition of ‘Alice’, on DVD for the first time ever. As politically incorrect as ever, “The World’s Most Outrageous Comedian” is far too rude for TV!

The helmet's off! Get the beers in and lie back and think of England as Britain's finest fat b***ard takes his sell out stand-up tour across Australia and Hong Kong. Chubby Goes Down Under features over an hour of outrageous stand-up martial never seen before on DVD, as well as behind the scenes footage of Chubby playing around in the bush. Filmed in front of packed audiences who know that no one comes near our own Chubby Brown for obscene comedy, watch the man at his best - proving that he's the funniest, filthiest comedian in the world.

La pelicula comienza cuando una prometedora joven se acaba de graduar satisfactoriamente en el instituto con unas buenas notas, pero eso no es suficiente. Novata en temas sexuales, decide confeccionar una lista con todo lo que quiere probar y experimentar, y se propone cumplir todos y cada uno de sus apartados antes de entrar en la universidad. Explotando su feminidad tanto como las circunstancias se lo permiten, contará con el asesoramiento de sus amigas. Incorrecta y disparatada, está cómica historia recorre asuntos familiares, primeras experiencias, y sobretodo el desmelenarse de una chica sin vergüenza ni pudor, con mucha imaginación y ganas de sentir.

In order to see his little girl more often, a divorcee disguises himself as an old lady and gets a job as his own daughter's caretaker.

Will Nitch tiene la misión de lograr una experiencia sexual tántrica transendental: un orgasmo sostenido. Comienza a reunir una Sociedad Secreta de Mujeres: las mujeres son, después de todo, fundamentales para ayudar a un hombre a alcanzar las luces azules cósmicas. Will quiere a todas las mujeres para sí mismo, y con la ayuda de todas las mujeres en su vida y su amigo Chip, planea una fiesta de sexo tántrico a medianoche; durante el cual espera llegar al clímax al punto de alcanzar las míticas luces azules.