Kato Kaelin

Nacimiento : 1959-03-09, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Películas

5 To Die
Adrian McCoy
Adrian McCoy - a washed up TV Investigator, decides to retire after one last job. He takes a three man crew, a camera and a script. Once they arrive at the location they find far more than what they initially bargained for.
Flesh Blanket
A selfish filmmaker fails at creating the cutting edge freedom of speech documentary he had envisioned and inadvertently unleashes holy hell from a 500 pound comedian on the verge of a nervous breakdown. A big fat dose of nightmare fuel for the politically correct!
El último Sharknado 6: Ya era hora
Viking King
Todo está perdido, ¿o no? Fin desbloquea el poder de viajar en el tiempo a través de los SHARKNADOS para salvar el mundo y resucitar a su familia. En su búsqueda, Fin lucha contra nazis, dinosaurios, caballeros e incluso da un paseo en el Arca de Noé. Esta vez, no se tratará de cómo detener a los sharknados, sino cuándo.
B.C. Butcher
Rex
When a tribe of cavewomen imparts cruel justice on one of their own their fate takes a turn for the worst. After discovering and falling in love with the corpse sacrificed by the girl-gang, a lone wandering giant of pre-historic mythos is inspired to homicide. Consequently the cavewomen are menaced by the heartbroken and bloodthirsty cave-brute with a grudge, and the prophetess among them is ignored when she predicts the tragic outcome.
Bob Thunder: Internet Assassin
Record Label Executive
Joe Nation wants to go viral on YouTube and reach Internet fame. But things take a turn for the worse when he mistakenly hires Bob Thunder, a cold-blooded killer, to help him.
Sacred Blood
Thaddeush Wilson
For Natia, firing bullets at her sister's head and narrowly missing is all in a days work. After taking over the family business, her sharp shooting act is the only thing keeping the declining Orbeliani Circus afloat. When a stranger and his dog drifts into her home town of Batumi, Georgia from the Black Sea, peddling his own act, Natia wonders if a change of fortune is finally on the horizon. As the circus's prospects begin to rise so do suspicions that the stranger is not who he seems. A fateful interaction forces changes upon Natia and she must leave her family to protect them from what she is becoming. Soon, she is traveling to a different city-by-the-bay, San Francisco, where confrontation and opportunity release a violent darkness rooting within her. Fighting against her loneliness and the rules of this new world, she is befriended by a troubled young artist with an innocent soul. Will this tenuous love lead her out of the darkness? Or, are they merely two halves of broken whole?
Lord of the Freaks
Self
"Lord of the Freaks" chronicles the bizarre enterprises of new media mogul Alki David, aka 'The Eccentric Billionaire,' a man whose extreme wealth and unusual sensibilities have resulted in an array of confounding escapades.
Panman
New Panman
Panman is a demon chef with the recipe for murder. As people start to disappear, a custard professor and a few of his students, band together to try and stop PANMAN. In the beginning, Panman seems to be a vicious killer with a pan in his hand and a craving for fresh victims, but we soon find out he has a thirst for something more, LOVE. Lurking on the other side of town is a grizzled culinary professor who is hell bent on forming an assassination squad to kill Panman once and for all. The Professor and his hunters are able to infiltrate Panman's love life and cause disastrous results. Once Panman's girl is gone and his heart is broken, he goes on a one-pan-man killing spree exacting revenge on the Professor and his students. Written by Tim Pilleri (IMDB.com)
Ratko, el hijo del dictador
Roman the Architect
The son of a dictator travels to the U.S. to attend college.
Game Show Moments Gone Bananas
Self
Relive the most outrageous moments, outtakes and bloopers from popular game shows all around the world -- ranging from the 1950s through the present -- with this hilarious series. Actor and television personality Ben Stein ("America's Most Smartest Model") hosts the show, with segments such as "Top Host Screw-ups," "Top Blonde Moments," "Top Wardrobe Malfunctions," "Top Celebrity Moments" and "Top Brain Freeze Moments."
ReVamped
Jonathan
Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a beautiful vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural. Richard very quickly realizes that being undead isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Kato Kaelin
Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy.
Fatal Kiss
Jonathan
A wealthy businessman wanting to get rid of his unfaithful wife gets more than he bargained for when his plans come back to bite him, literally.
Perfect Fit
Himself
An aimless young man turns to murder in order to satisfy the desires of his new girlfriend, a narcissistic blue jean fetishist.
For Life or Death
Melon
A man named Kaan Woo (James Lew) is escaping his dark past, having been involved with a cult of brown shroud-wearing, druid-like monk warriors that have mystical powers. He apparently wanted out, because their evil queen, Ling Li (Nancy Kwan) has sent her servant, Sir Xavier (Richard Norton) to do her bidding - i.e., eliminate Woo. During a battle with the dark forces, Woo's soul is transferred into the body of homeless drunkard Earl Stockman (Mark Pellegrino). Now this bum is as surprised as anybody to find out he has mystical kung-fu abilities. Now "Superbum" must take on the evil cult and win the day.
Cyborg 3: The Recycler
Beggar
Prepare yourself for the all too deadly future. Cash, the heroine of Cyborg 2, is living safe in the free zone. But not for long. Biomechanical problems are taking down her systems and a visit to a doctor in Silica confirms her worst fears. She is more then a marvel of cyborg technology. She is the first of her kind to become a creator-she is pregnant.
Inner Sanctum II
Extra (uncredited)
After a traumatized woman kills her rich husband in self defense, his family and friends show up to secure a piece of the inheritance for themselves even if it means driving the poor woman insane - or worse.
O.J. Fitness: Minimum Maintenance Fitness for Men
Put some juice into your health and fitness program as O.J. Simpson guides you through his personal approach to getting and staying in shape – "Minimum Maintenance Fitness For Men". For men with tight schedules who feel they don't have time to go to a gym, can't lose a few stubborn pounds, or feel stressed out at work – this one hour video is your heart-pumping, calorie-burning, total exercise program. Based on a series of articles from PLAYBOY magazine, this comprehensive, first-of-its-kind exercise and lifestyle video is the ideal way to fit fitness and nutrition into your life at home, at work, and on the road.
Hail Caesar
Party Guest
Caesar is having a hard time dividing his time between his band and his rich girlfriend, Buffer. Buffer's dad doesn't like Ceasar, so he makes Caesar a bet. If Caesar can make a hundred thousand dollars within six months, he can stay with Buffer... but if he fails, their relationship is over forever. How can Ceasar win the bet if he only knows how jam with his band?
Surf, Sand and Sex
Six women on a beach tell each other their fantasies. These stories are shown to us as little sex vignettes.
Engaño mortal
Bond Trader #1 / Police Officer
En el ajetreado mundo de las finanzas en el que los bolsillos se llenan o se vacían con la misma rapidez, Jim Steven se mantiene aparte de otros corredores de bolsa. Su actitud de integridad y honestidad a la hora de llevar sus negocios se aparta de sus compañeros pero eso no le impide situarse en lo más alto. Además con su familia conforma una estampa perfecta, como devoto marido y padre perfecto. Sin embargo todo se derrumba cuando su compañero Michael Robbins, un reptil sin escrúpulos ni ética, acaba de ser ascendido y se convierte en el jefe de Jim. Ahora tendrá que soportar el furibundo plan de Michael por desacreditarlo ante el jefe de la empresa. Los pilares de su seguridad en su trabajo y en su vida familiar se tambalean.
Prototype X29A
Regalia
Durante la guerra del año 2057 los Omegas (unos seres humanos cibernéticamente perfeccionados) se integran a la fuerza del orden del estado. Pero luego de un tiempo, ellos se reprograman a sí mismos para llevar a cabo sus propios planes.
Fiebre de verano
Chat Frederick IV
Un joven empresario japonés se establece en una búsqueda por su padre rico para encontrar la mejor línea de apertura del mundo con el fin de "conseguir a la chica". Pero cuando se topan con una poción de amor infalible, el caos sobreviene.
Night Shadow
Dean Lesher
Alex, an up-and-coming TV journalist, returns to her hometown of Danford as local police attempt to cope with a series of brutal murders. The small town plunges into a state of panic and the murders--clearly the work of a monster, more beast than man--continue... until Alex comes face to face with the evil itself.
Pay To Die
Lifecoach
While putting together a horror movie, a group of filmmakers are terrorized by a killer after hiring the wrong person for the job.