Kato Kaelin

Рождение : 1959-03-09, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Фильмы

5 To Die
Adrian McCoy
Adrian McCoy - a washed up TV Investigator, decides to retire after one last job. He takes a three man crew, a camera and a script. Once they arrive at the location they find far more than what they initially bargained for.
Flesh Blanket
A selfish filmmaker fails at creating the cutting edge freedom of speech documentary he had envisioned and inadvertently unleashes holy hell from a 500 pound comedian on the verge of a nervous breakdown. A big fat dose of nightmare fuel for the politically correct!
Последний акулий торнадо: Как раз вовремя
Viking King
Фин должен вернуться в прошлое и воссоединиться со своей командой борцов с акулами, чтобы остановить первый акулий торнадо и спасти человечество.
Мясник до Н.Э.
Rex
Племя пещерных женщин приносит в жертву одну из своих девушек за роман с мужчиной их вожака. Они оставляют тело в лесу, но его похищает доисторический монстр. Он хочет отомстить за смерть любимой.
Bob Thunder: Internet Assassin
Record Label Executive
Joe Nation wants to go viral on YouTube and reach Internet fame. But things take a turn for the worse when he mistakenly hires Bob Thunder, a cold-blooded killer, to help him.
Sacred Blood
Thaddeush Wilson
For Natia, firing bullets at her sister's head and narrowly missing is all in a days work. After taking over the family business, her sharp shooting act is the only thing keeping the declining Orbeliani Circus afloat. When a stranger and his dog drifts into her home town of Batumi, Georgia from the Black Sea, peddling his own act, Natia wonders if a change of fortune is finally on the horizon. As the circus's prospects begin to rise so do suspicions that the stranger is not who he seems. A fateful interaction forces changes upon Natia and she must leave her family to protect them from what she is becoming. Soon, she is traveling to a different city-by-the-bay, San Francisco, where confrontation and opportunity release a violent darkness rooting within her. Fighting against her loneliness and the rules of this new world, she is befriended by a troubled young artist with an innocent soul. Will this tenuous love lead her out of the darkness? Or, are they merely two halves of broken whole?
Lord of the Freaks
Self
"Lord of the Freaks" chronicles the bizarre enterprises of new media mogul Alki David, aka 'The Eccentric Billionaire,' a man whose extreme wealth and unusual sensibilities have resulted in an array of confounding escapades.
Panman
New Panman
Panman is a demon chef with the recipe for murder. As people start to disappear, a custard professor and a few of his students, band together to try and stop PANMAN. In the beginning, Panman seems to be a vicious killer with a pan in his hand and a craving for fresh victims, but we soon find out he has a thirst for something more, LOVE. Lurking on the other side of town is a grizzled culinary professor who is hell bent on forming an assassination squad to kill Panman once and for all. The Professor and his hunters are able to infiltrate Panman's love life and cause disastrous results. Once Panman's girl is gone and his heart is broken, he goes on a one-pan-man killing spree exacting revenge on the Professor and his students. Written by Tim Pilleri (IMDB.com)
Папенькин сынок
Roman the Architect
Сын диктатора маленькой балканской страны приезжает учиться в один из американских колледжей. На занятия он ходит в спортивном костюме с карманами, набитыми пачками денег и с золотыми цепями поверх майки, повсюду таскает своего коня. Ему кажется, что он может купить все и всех вокруг, но настоящей любви ему все-таки придется добиваться традиционными способами!
Game Show Moments Gone Bananas
Self
Relive the most outrageous moments, outtakes and bloopers from popular game shows all around the world -- ranging from the 1950s through the present -- with this hilarious series. Actor and television personality Ben Stein ("America's Most Smartest Model") hosts the show, with segments such as "Top Host Screw-ups," "Top Blonde Moments," "Top Wardrobe Malfunctions," "Top Celebrity Moments" and "Top Brain Freeze Moments."
ReVamped
Jonathan
Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a beautiful vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural. Richard very quickly realizes that being undead isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Поли Шор мертв
Kato Kaelin
Комедия о нелегкой жизни голливудской звезды. Знаменитый телеведущий Поли Шор нарушает закон для того, чтобы вскрыть всю глубину лицемерия своего окружения — знаменитых режиссеров, актеров и поп-звезд. Но наказание неотвратимо.
Fatal Kiss
Jonathan
A wealthy businessman wanting to get rid of his unfaithful wife gets more than he bargained for when his plans come back to bite him, literally.
Perfect Fit
Himself
An aimless young man turns to murder in order to satisfy the desires of his new girlfriend, a narcissistic blue jean fetishist.
For Life or Death
Melon
A man named Kaan Woo (James Lew) is escaping his dark past, having been involved with a cult of brown shroud-wearing, druid-like monk warriors that have mystical powers. He apparently wanted out, because their evil queen, Ling Li (Nancy Kwan) has sent her servant, Sir Xavier (Richard Norton) to do her bidding - i.e., eliminate Woo. During a battle with the dark forces, Woo's soul is transferred into the body of homeless drunkard Earl Stockman (Mark Pellegrino). Now this bum is as surprised as anybody to find out he has mystical kung-fu abilities. Now "Superbum" must take on the evil cult and win the day.
Киборг 3: Переработчик
Beggar
Люди и киборги 200 лет жили в мире. Киборги служили людям, работали на них, удовлетворяли их сексуальные потребности. Но пришли новые времена, и люди начали охоту на киборгов ради их дорогостоящих микросхем и внутренних органов. Главные герои фильма — из таких охотников. Они рыщут по планете в поисках киборгов и не знают пощады в этой необъявленной войне.
Inner Sanctum II
Extra (uncredited)
After a traumatized woman kills her rich husband in self defense, his family and friends show up to secure a piece of the inheritance for themselves even if it means driving the poor woman insane - or worse.
O.J. Fitness: Minimum Maintenance Fitness for Men
Put some juice into your health and fitness program as O.J. Simpson guides you through his personal approach to getting and staying in shape – "Minimum Maintenance Fitness For Men". For men with tight schedules who feel they don't have time to go to a gym, can't lose a few stubborn pounds, or feel stressed out at work – this one hour video is your heart-pumping, calorie-burning, total exercise program. Based on a series of articles from PLAYBOY magazine, this comprehensive, first-of-its-kind exercise and lifestyle video is the ideal way to fit fitness and nutrition into your life at home, at work, and on the road.
Да здравствует Цезарь!
Party Guest
Юлий Цезарь Макгрудер – вокалист рок-н-ролл группы «Аве Цезарь», которая жаждет всего: славы, богатства и цыпочек. Но чтобы получить их, группе нужно подписать контракт с «Изи стрит рекордс». Дело осложняется тем, что он влюблен в богатую девушку, у которой очень строгий отец. Веселье начинается тогда, когда Юлий пытается доказать, что ему удастся заработать 100 тысяч долларов за следующие шесть месяцев, прежде чем сможет встречаться со своей дамой сердца.
Surf, Sand and Sex
Six women on a beach tell each other their fantasies. These stories are shown to us as little sex vignettes.
Спасите! Умоляю!
Bond Trader #1 / Police Officer
Джим Стивенс, способный сотрудник процветающей компании внезапно становится свидетелем следующей сцены: молодая симпатичная девушка приклеивает к двери записку. В записке всего 2 слова «Спасите меня» и телефон. И с этого момента жизнь Джима превращается в какой то кошмар из цепи необъяснимых покушений, убийств и интриг, в которой сам Джим не понимает своей роли…
Прототип
Regalia
Лос-Анджелес, 2057 год. Люди создали чересчур сообразительных кибернетически измененных существ под названием ОМЕГИ, которые начали так изменять свою программу, что время это назвали временем безумных разумов. Чтобы покончить со столь неудачным экспериментом, были созданы полностью кибернетические существа. Их назвали ПРОТОТИПЫ. Задача у них была одна — полностью уничтожить ОМЕГ.
Beach Fever
Chat Frederick IV
A young Japanese entrepreneur is set on a quest by his wealthy father to find the world's best opening line in order to "get the girl". But when they stumble upon a sure-fire love potion, mayhem ensues.
Night Shadow
Dean Lesher
Alex, an up-and-coming TV journalist, returns to her hometown of Danford as local police attempt to cope with a series of brutal murders. The small town plunges into a state of panic and the murders--clearly the work of a monster, more beast than man--continue... until Alex comes face to face with the evil itself.
Pay To Die
Lifecoach
While putting together a horror movie, a group of filmmakers are terrorized by a killer after hiring the wrong person for the job.