The tasty story of a retired teacher who decides to make his former students pay for years of heckling and humiliation.
Danie
Remake de 'Bailando la vida' (2017)
Françoise
En el año 2045, la humanidad ha cedido la mayoría de las tareas a loa robots, incluso en la casa de la anticuada Alice. Cuando los robots se rebelan contra la humanidad, sus androides cierran las puertas de la casa y la encierran con todos los que están dentro, para protegerlos.
Isabelle
An old Parisian bistro with eternal charm. Eight gentlemen at the table, eight great figures. They were the “kings of Paris”… National treasures, masterpieces in peril. A well-honed ritual ... A sense of humor and self-deprecation intact. Tenderness and cruelty. Eight old friends who hate and love each other. And suddenly an intruder ...
Cathy Tuche / Maguy Marteau
After having resigned from his post as President of the Republic, Jeff and his family are happy to be back in their village of Bouzolles. As the end of the year holidays approach, Cathy asks for a unique gift: to reconnect with her sister Maguy, and her husband Jean-Yves, with whom Jeff has been angry for 10 years. The reconciliation could have gone smoothly, except that during a lunch, Jeff and Jean-Yves, will once again find a subject of contention: CHRISTMAS. This family feud, which should never have left Bouzolles, will turn into a standoff between Jeff and a giant of Internet distribution.
Cristian's friend
He had opened his Great Restaurant twice, in 2010 and 2011, as part of an entertainment broadcast on France 2. Pierre Palmade “reopens it after work” in the form of a fiction offered by M6. Exit the brewery. The artist has chosen to shoot his film at the Froufrou, the restaurant at the Théâtre Édouard-VII, in Paris, a chic establishment with rococo decor, more solemn and therefore more appropriate to important moments in life, to his big announcements that make the subject of a series of sketches. They are interpreted by a cast of stars just as prestigious as that of his comrade Muriel Robin a few weeks ago in I Love you coiffure , on TF1. As a common thread, Pierre Palmade in the role of the host busy satisfying his customers, while ensuring that his mother (Marthe Villalonga), his competitor (Florence Foresti) and her cook husband (Jean Leduc) do not transform the evening in disaster.
Yolande
Un joven que busca su identidad sexual decide participar en el certamen de belleza Miss Francia.
Madame Robin
¿En qué sueñas cuándo tienes 16 y llegas a un resort al lado del mar en Normadía en los 80? ¿En un mejor amigo? ¿En un pacto adolescente de por vida? ¿En ir de aventuras en bote o motocicleta? ¿En vivir la vida al máximo? No. Sueñas con la muerte. Porque no hay nada más grande e importante que morir. Y por eso lo guardas para el final. Las vacaciones de verano recién comienzan, y esta historia narra como Alexis creció y maduró en esos meses.
Narrator (voice)
Mathilde
El joven Fahim (Fahim Mohammad) y su padre se ven forzados a huir de su Bangladés natal, abandonando al resto de su familia para trasladarse a París. Desde su llegada se enfrentan a una verdadera carrera de obstáculos para obtener el asilo político, ante la amenaza de ser expulsados en cualquier momento. Gracias a su talento para el ajedrez, Fahim conoce a Sylvain, uno de los mejores entrenadores de ajedrez de Francia. Ambos aprenderán a conocerse y entablarán amistad. Al comenzar el campeonato nacional de ajedrez, la amenaza de expulsión se cierne sobre ellos y a Fahim solo le queda una oportunidad para salir airoso: convertirse en campeón de Francia.
Self
Patronne TF1
Alongside his impertinent puppet, ventriloquist Jeff Panacloc celebrates Christmas with humour, surrounded by personalities from music, cinema and TV hosts.
L'opératrice support technique
Después de liberar a Bagdad de las garras de su terrible visir, Aladin está aburrido en palacio. Todavía no ha decidido pedir matrimonio a la princesa. Pero un terrible dictador, Shah Zaman, se invita al Palacio y anuncia que ha venido a tomar la ciudad y casarse con la Princesa. Aladin no tiene más remedio que huir del Palacio. Intentará recuperar a su antiguo Genio y así, volver para liberar a la ciudad y salvar a su novia.
Director
Dany Boon says farewell to the stage after 25 years of comedy. For the last time, Dany Boon paints his absurd scenes, colorful characters, life struggles and takes us to his homeland: north of France.
Voix du hall (voice)
Gaston is a new guy at the Peticoin start-up. With his delusional inventions, he will change the lives of his colleagues. Cat, seagull, cow, and gaffophone will be at the center of the mishaps of this genius laidback handyman who wants only to do good, but has the gift of annoying Prunelle, his boss. Can those Gaston's gaffes galore prevent the buy-out of the Peticoin by Mr. de Mesmaeker?
Self
Self
Cathy Tuche
La trama gira en torno a Jeff Tuche, quien se siente emocionado por la llegada del TGV (tren de alta velocidad) a su pueblo, Bouzolles. Sin embargo, el tren pasa de largo sin detenerse en su localidad. Desilusionado, Jeff decide tomar medidas y contactar al Presidente de la República para evitar que su pueblo quede aislado. Ante la falta de respuesta, decide postularse como candidato en las elecciones presidenciales, buscando solucionar el problema. Aprovechando circunstancias políticas inesperadas, Jeff y su familia se instalan en el Elíseo y se enfrentan a la desafiante tarea de gobernar Francia, enfrentando situaciones cómicas y sorprendentes en su intento de mejorar la situación de su pueblo y el país.
Cléa
Vincent, 18 years old, is dumped by Elina. It is his first love, it is the end of the world! His parents decide to take matters into their own hands and will try everything to make him forget this girl: he will have to follow them in a loving detoxification of which they will imagine the program ...
Cathy Tuche
Les Tuche, a modest french family, change his life after winning a super lottery. Thanks to the money of his parents, the son, Donald (aka "coin-coin) goes to Los Angeles to improve his english. On the L.A. University, he meets Jennifer, daughter of a famous American financier.
La mère de Ludovic Drancourt
Mère de Copkiller et King-Kong
Cuatro adolescentes franceses que se visten como raperos americanos se proponen vengarse de su clase, y acaban viviendo una aventura increíble.
Gladys - Prof d'anglais
The worst teachers of France landed in England for an ultra-secret mission. With Boulard, the King of the Dunces, they are parachuted in the best school of the country, and they will apply their famous methods on the future of the nation.
Bertha Boucher
Theo, not the most popular boy at his school, dreams of escaping the dreary everyday life, experiencing adventure and accomplishing great heroic deeds. His dream seems to be fulfilled when, one day, he finds a very old and magical book in the library and fascinates him with a short hand. He forges the plan to forge a ring with his best friend Bonav and the rebellious Laura, who can make him invisible. The charm succeeds, but the three friends conjure up all sorts of dangers of magical, but also secular nature. Only the mysterious red wizard Arkandias can now help you out of trouble.
Marianne
Marianne Riblon runs a small construction business in the south of France. Widowed and estranged from a daughter she hasn't seen in 15 years, she spends her time and working and has a life devoid of affection. An active member of the town council, she has strong conservative and racist convictions. One day, her daughter Charlotte calls her to tell her she's a grandmother. Her grandson, Nicolas, is 12 and is on his way to come see her. Charlotte wants her to take care of the child while she's being treated for leukemia. A the station, Marianne discovers the boy is half-black. The two learn to know each other...
Willard
The director of a department store is murdered. He is discovered in a park, a bunch of daffodils on his chest.
Various Characters
La Voix du Grand Magasin
Just as the Pink Soldier found happiness in spite of his strange color, fate decides to play another trick on him: make him blue...
Sandrine Pédrono
More than anything, 30-year-old Rose longs to be reunited with Mickaël, her estranged 11-year-old son who has been placed with a foster family and blames his mother for their long separation. When she discovers that Mickaël is crazy about wrestling, Rose thinks she's found a way to melt the ice: she'll put together a tag team with three girlfriends from the store where all four work as checkout girls...
Gladys, prof d'anglais
Con un 12% de aprobados en Bachillerato, el instituto Jules Ferry es el peor de toda Francia. El inspector de la academia, desesperado, sigue el consejo de su adjunto. Este le proponer reclutar un equipo de profesores según una nueva formula: A peores alumnos, peores profesores
La Grande Duchesse (voice)
Una cenicienta (Cinderella en inglés) con carácter y generosa, una horrible madrastra, un príncipe ruso y una banda de piratas fracasados que viven en un galeón en el desierto.
Stéphanie
Desde una reunión de ventas en un hotel de los suburbios a una elegante clínica para adictos al sexo, desde un club nocturno de París a la ostentación de la carne en Las Vegas, los protagonistas se lanzan a la búsqueda del sexo. Cualquier excusa es buena, todos los trucos valen. Son hombres ingeniosos y conmovedores, honestos y cínicos, cobardes e inocentes, enternecedores y despreciables. La esperanza late eternamente en su corazón, pero el camino del placer prohibido nunca es fácil.
Cathy Tuche
Everyone in the village of Bouzolles knows the Tuche family, who live by the philosophy "Man is not made to work." Despite their lack of money, they strive to be happy... that is, until their hand-to-mouth existence is turned on its head. After winning the lottery, the Tuches get rich beyond their wildest dreams and move to Monaco. And while attempting to fit in in their swanky new homeland, they struggle to stay true to the same principles by which they've always lived.
Brigitte
Hace cinco años que Jean-Pierre y Nathalie se aman tiernamente. Para celebrar el aniversario, Jean-Pierre le hace a su novia un regalo inesperado: un delicioso bulldog inglés de cuatro meses que Nathalie recibe loca de alegría. Entre el animal y su ama se entabla de inmediato una relación íntima. El perro campa por sus respetos en el dormitorio, ronca, babea, se acuesta en la cama. Y a la pareja le toca bailar al son del dominante monstruito.
Alexandra
Paméla Gisèle
Magali plays in a brass band. Guillaume drives a small tourist train. Both spin a perfect love, they share modest dreams and their baby is about to come. But an unexpected news upsets their routine: a man appears and announces that he is Guillaume's estranged father and also reveals that Guillaume is his legitimate heir of a kingdom offshore of France and England. Guillaume and Magali start to dream of a life as monarchs, surrounded by faithful subjects in their castle, enjoying their wealth. But reality is often different to what you can imagine.
Joëlle
Agathe Clery, a marketing manager for a cosmetics company, is snobbish, stubborn and racist. When she is diagnosed with Addison Syndrome, an disorder that darkens the pigmentation of one's skin, she suddenly finds herself resembling a black woman.
La Baronne
Didier Travolta (Franck Dubosc) is a 40-year-old disco music fan who has no job, lives with his mother, and has a son he hasn't seen for a while. The mother of his son refuses to send him their son for the holidays unless he can offer him a real vacation, not just going to bars of the French port city of Le Havre. As the jobless Didier has no money, the only way he can see his son is by winning a dance contest organized by his friend Jackson (Gérard Depardieu), with the prize a vacation to Australia for two.
Director
Rageaud
Alice d'Abanville, una célebre actriz londinense, y Louis Ruinard, un director de culto francés, fueron la pareja más glamourosa de los años 70. Las cinco películas que hicieron juntos tuvieron un gran éxito y se convirtieron en películas de culto. Su historia de amor acabó de repente: de manera incomprensible, Alice desapareció de la noche a la mañana. Cuando volvió a Inglaterra, se casó rápidamente con un joven Lord. Treinta años más tarde, Louis llega a Londres para rodar una nueva película. Ha elegido Inglaterra porque se trata de una comedia sobre la hipocresía y la frustración. Los responsables de los Bafta (premios de cine de la Academia Británica) deciden concederle un premio por el conjunto de su carrera y eligen a Alice para que se lo entregue.
la mère de Jacqueline
Quand Yves-Marie, 9 ans, demande à Jacqueline, qui a son âge : "Epouse-moi", elle répond par une pirouette : "Le jour où tu vas dans les étoiles, je te donne ma main."
Charlotte, dite Chonchon
Fanny, a single woman in her mid-thirties, has had enough of relationships that don't work, so she decides to seduce Paul, a colleague from the office, into a brief one-night sexual encounter. Everything is prepared when Paul arrives, but then, thanks to Fanny's clumsiness, things don't exactly work out as planned...
Léa Driver
This mockumentary follows the world's worst boxer and the events that led to his meteoric rise in the year 1969.
Arlette Poumaillac
París, 1925. Georges Valandray, un próspero hombre de negocios, cree que es el primer y único hombre en la vida de su esposa Gilberte; ignora que ella estuvo casada con un americano llamado Eric Thomson. Este secreto está a salvo, pues sólo lo conoce la hermana de Gilberte. Pero, un día, Thomson llega a París para hacer un negocio con Georges, y la tempestad estalla cuando Thomson confiesa que quiere volver con Gilberte a cualquier precio.
Vanille
Céleste, la trentaine, n'a toujours pas rencontré le grand amour. Un jour, sur un coup de tête, elle décide d'enlever l'homme qu'elle croit idéal, forçant au passage Rosalie, sa soeur cadette, à la suivre dans sa combine. Mais dans la panique, Céleste va se tromper d'homme...
Dorine
Él es Louis Le Bison, un hombre de alrededor de treinta años, algo brusco en sus maneras. Vive deprisa y lo ha visto todo. Cuando el marido de Dorine la abandona por otra mujer la vida de los dos da un giro inesperado. Al principio Le Bison siente rechazo hacia la familia. Es algo completamente desconocido para él, que siempre ha sido un diletante hedonista. Sin embargo acaba involucrándose en la vida de Dorine y la sustituye en sus tareas, sacando la basura y repartiendo el correo.
Director
Él es Louis Le Bison, un hombre de alrededor de treinta años, algo brusco en sus maneras. Vive deprisa y lo ha visto todo. Cuando el marido de Dorine la abandona por otra mujer la vida de los dos da un giro inesperado. Al principio Le Bison siente rechazo hacia la familia. Es algo completamente desconocido para él, que siempre ha sido un diletante hedonista. Sin embargo acaba involucrándose en la vida de Dorine y la sustituye en sus tareas, sacando la basura y repartiendo el correo.
Sylvie
A Fleury-Mérogis, un match de foot a lieu dans la cour de prison. Tibor Kovacs, un jeune Hongrois, fait des prodiges avec le ballon. Véritable virtuose du football, il rêve de jouer en équipe de France. Pour Manu, son compagnon de cellule, Tibor est un cadeau du ciel. A la veille de leur sortie de prison, les deux compères décident d'unir leurs destins : Tibor deviendra le plus grand joueur du mon
Itinéris
En el año 52 antes de Cristo, Egipto, gobernado por la poderosa Cleopatra, ha caído bajo el yugo del Imperio Romano. Y lo peor es que Cleopatra ha decidido entregar su corazón a Julio César, emperador del pueblo más grande del mundo. Harta de los sarcasmos de César, la orgullosa y bella reina hace una apuesta con él: si consigue construir un castillo para él en el espacio de tres meses, en medio del desierto, él reconocerá que el pueblo egipcio es el más grande de todos. Cleopatra confía la misión a Numerobis, un emergente arquitecto vanguardista al que cubrirá de oro si triunfa o arrojará a los cocodrilos si fracasa. Numerobis necesita un milagro para llevar a cabo el proyecto, y el milagro se llama Astérix y Obélix.
La mère riche
January 1st 2002. 1st day of Euro currency. The window of a cash dispenser is lifting up on a square, in Paris. 23 amazing characters will be meeting each other there, all along this very particular day...
Georgette
Amelie no es una chica como las demás. Ha visto a su pez de colores deslizarse hacia las alcantarillas municipales, a su madre morir en la plaza de Notre-Dame y a su padre dedicar todo su afecto a un gnomo de jardín. De repente, a sus veintidós años, descubre su objetivo en la vida: arreglar la vida de los demás. A partir de entonces, inventa toda clase de estrategias para intervenir, sin que se den cuenta, en la existencia de varias personas de su entorno. Entre ellas está su portera, que pasa los días bebiendo vino de Oporto; Georgette, una estanquera hipocondríaca: o "el hombre de cristal", un vecino que sólo ve el mundo a través de la reproducción de un cuadro de Renoir.
Adaptation
La Vie normale est un spectacle de Gad Elmaleh sorti en 2001 où sont dépeints les caractères de plusieurs personnages et où il joue son propre rôle.
Artistic counselor
This is the story of Stan, a young man who might be considered an ordinary, run of the mill guy. But his love and passion for the theatre propels him to realize the most extraordinary desires. He is very attached to his grandfather, who owns a butcher's shop and who offers that Stan take over the family business. But Stan refuses. He decides to drop out of school and move out of his family's apartment, despite the opposition of his parents. His uncle is the only one to support him in the impossible dream of becoming an actor.
Martine
Martin Lamotte made his directorial debut with this French comedy. Building contractor Patrick is unaware that Helene, his wife for 15 years, intends to celebrate their wedding anniversary with a surprise party. She's invited friends and relatives to spend the weekend at their blue house. Elsewhere down the road, at an identical blue house, Patrick and his other love, Elizabeth, the mother of his two-year-old daughter, are planning an engagement party for the son of their neighbor. Neither woman knows about the other, and this sticky situation requires Patrick to rush back and forth from one blue house to another throughout the evening. The story is told in flashback by Patrick -- from his hospital bed.
Isabelle
Claire Doste is about to reach the age of 35 and has everything one dreams of, such as having four boyfriends and a creative job in a publishing house specialising in crime novels. One day, she invites all of her boyfriends to her birthday dinner so that she can pick out her would-be fiancé. But an accident happens when Claire is getting the dinner ready.
Worker
Francis, the boss of a small plumbing supply company, is harassed by tax collectors, striking employees, and an impossible wife and daughter. His only joy is sharing lunch with his friend Gerard. Then a TV show called "where are you?" shows a woman from Gers who is searching for her husband who disappeared 28 years ago. The lost husband looks like an identical twin of Francis...
Maryline
In a rural French town, a 15-year-old closeted gay boy breaks free from his idolization of his older and ostensibly free-wheeling half-sister, learning to trust himself and become independent.
Gloria
Edouard gives pieces of advice on a radio station, but when he tries to use them in real life with his friends, his skills are dubious.
Fabienne Morlot
Unos peculiares personajes de la Edad Media son trasladados a la postrimerías del siglo XX por arte de magia, y aquí se las ven y se las desean para conseguir volver a su tiempo original, sorprendidos de un mundo completamente desconocido para ellos y sorprendiendo con sus particulares hábitos y costumbres medievales.
Douce Mamirolle
The La Chesnays live in a castle threatened with destruction to accommodate a TGV line. While Gilles, the husband, agrees to receive compensation, his wife, Maud, fights with the other villagers so that the project does not materialize.
Reine Milliot
A woman is detained at La Conciergerie. She's 37 but her hair are already white. She's suffering from terrible haemorraghe. Her name is Marie-Antoinette of Lorraine, from Austria, and she's living her last four days.
Sandrine Vonnier
Tatie Danielle es una comedia negra sobre una viuda que intenta arruinar la vida de su sobrino nieto y su esposa. Tsilla Chelton interpreta al personaje principal, que llora la muerte de su esposo atormentando a todos los que conoce. Finalmente, ella se muda con su sobrino y su vanidosa esposa. Pronto, su familia está en guerra con Tatie, y se va a Grecia, dejándola al cuidado de Sandrine (Isabelle Nanty), una au pair que es tan amarga como Tatie. Al principio, los dos no se llevan bien, pero finalmente se hacen amigos. Sin embargo, Sandrine está invitada a acompañar a un estudiante estadounidense para pasar la noche en la playa, lo que dejaría a Tatie sola por una noche. Enfurecida, Tatie despide a Sandrine, y mientras está sola, entra en una profunda depresión, y finalmente incendia el departamento de la familia. El incendio se convierte en una historia nacional, con Tatie elegida como una anciana pobre y la familia etiquetada como villanos crueles y despiadados
Lisette
The name of painter Jean-Honore Fragonard (1732-1806) is synonymous for a kind of painting style which celebrates carefree romantic life, indoors and out. He was a painter during the final decades of the French monarchy. In this story, he and his brother Cyprien (Robin Renucci), who is an early pioneer in medical anatomy (he dissected corpses and made drawings of what he found in them), have fallen in love with the same woman, Marianne (Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu), a laundress. This attraction has not escaped the notice of Salmon d'Anglas (Sami Frey), a conniving nobleman, who has his heart set on getting revenge on Jean-Honore (Joachim de Almeida) for refusing his patronage and becoming the darling of the French court.
Roland and Martine, once child stars in a TV series, have sunk into a life of crime. Answering an ad from Isabelle, a young girl seeking work with children, they abduct her with the intention of selling her into prostitution. At the last moment, having become fond of her, they relent and set out to take her home. She rebels, insisting that she enjoys their exciting life of stolen cars, stolen cheques, hotels and restaurants left without paying the bill, and the threesome become a formidable team. Then Isabelle's mood changes again and she disappears with a hitch-hiker. Worried over her future, Roland and Martine trace her to the town where she is about to get married and abduct her, this time from the church steps. Roaring off in a stolen ambulance, the three are happily on the run again.
Childminder
Durante cuatro años, Beatrice espera el regreso de su padre y de su hermano, que han caído prisioneros en la batalla de Crecy (1346). Durante su ausencia, ha tenido que luchar para conservar las propiedades de la familia. Cuando regresa su padre, convertido en un rebelde que se opone al orden establecido, Beatrice le demostrará su fortaleza moral.
La petite blonde
Students of film history will appreciate the many tributes to famous films of yore which appear in this first-time feature directed and written by former drama teacher Francis Huster. In the story, a mild-mannered bank clerk has heroic dreams of being a real he-man. Given his diffident, shy nature, it comes as a bit of a surprise that not only does he actually have a girlfriend, but he has managed to get her pregnant. However, she doesn't fit his image of himself, and he can't bring himself to marry her. When the bank he works in is robbed by a daring group which includes a magnetically attractive woman, the clerk throws his lot in with them and becomes an outlaw.
Claudine
Can a loving relationship of eight years go down the drain because of a single moment of carelessness? Virginie and Laurent have always treasured fidelity, but Laurent's opinions and appetites are starting to shift with the times.
Jeanine
1952, Paris. Nadia, a Red Diaper baby, has a sister, Polish parents, and at 15 is an active Communist. When cops beat her during an anti-American demonstration, she's rescued by a "Match" photographer. As the friendship becomes a love affair and her slogans are tested by new knowledge and emotion, some of the Red youth want to expel her. When she goes with Stéphane to a seaside photo shoot, her father goes to the police. Stéphane faces charges, so leaving to cover the war in Indochina looks appealing. In a parallel story, Nadia's mother meets again her prewar lover, released from Siberia, who challenges the French Reds with very real scars and word of Stalin's anti-Semitism.
L'animatrice radio
Detective Frank Zodiac is a cop traumatized by the death of his wife in a car accident that also left his daughter in a coma. This tragedy prevented him from being present to apprehend the dangerous gangster Gus Sabor, who was then able to escape from law enforcement. Three years later, Frank and Gus' paths cross again. Frank then sets out to pursue the criminal through Paris.
4 Zeros is the sequel to the film 3 Zeros by director Fabien Onteniente.