Theo Maassen

Theo Maassen

Nacimiento : 1966-12-08, Oegstgeest, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Historia

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Theo Maassen is a Dutch comedian and actor who grew up in the village of Zijtaart (municipality of Veghel) in the Dutch province of North Brabant. He currently lives in Eindhoven. In addition to his shows, he has also made a number of appearances in films.

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Theo Maassen
Theo Maassen

Películas

Micha Wertheim: Voor Twaalven
Thanks
The Oudejaarsconference (New Year's Eve performance) of the year 2023 by the Dutch comedian Micha Wertheim.
Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein
Writer
Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein
Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd
Writer
Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd
Himself
Shit Happens
Jonathan
When they are confronted with the disease of the pater familias, all the members of the Liefhebber family have to face their fears, faults and their troubled interrelationships.
Billy
Screenplay
A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.
Billy
Director
A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.
Façades
Claus
When her mother abandons her dementing father, Alex unexpectedly finds herself at a crossroads. As she moves back in the parental house to look after her father, she starts questioning her own life. Does she want to stay with her adulterous husband? She tolerated his affairs for years, but is she really happy with him? Or should she, like her parents, drop the facade?
Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger
Writer
Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.
Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger
Himself
Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.
Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
Writer
Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.
Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
Himself
Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.
Bros Before Hos
Bart
Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle.
Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Producer
Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.
Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Writer
Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.
Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Himself
Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.
The Domino Effect
Kai
If global economy came to a sudden stop what would be the effect on families worldwide? People in different countries or continents might not seem to be interrelated but there is more than meets the eye and we might be more connected than we sometimes like to think.
Everything for a Laugh
Himself
The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s.
The Club of Ugly Children
Under president Isimo, the Netherlands must be made clean and fresh. All ugly children are deported, but some escape and launch an uprising. Adapted from Koos Meinderts’ children’s book.
Manslaughter
Max
Doodslag (Dutch for "Manslaughter") is the story of Max, a paramedic who is repeatedly hindered in performing his duties by loutish behaviour. As his ambulance hurries towards a complicated childbirth, some youths prevent Max from reaching the distressed woman in labour. Spurred on by the emergency and the incendiary words of a TV pundit, he reaches a boiling point and forcefully hits one of the men obstructing his ambulance. Max's strike has far-reaching, unintended consequences.
New Kids Turbo
Man 1 in cafe
Cinco amigos de Maaskantje son despedidos a causa de su ineptitud. Tan ignorantes como agresivos, al demandar violentamente más subsidio de desempleo, se lo rechazan. Como reacción, deciden desde ese momento que no pagarán por nada.
El pequeño ilusionista
Koos Stikker
Ben Stikker tiene ocho años y está tan impresionado con el truco de la desaparición del maestro del ilusionismo Hans Smid que es capaz de hacer cualquier cosa para descubrir su secreto. Por tanto, decide asistir a clases de trucos mágicos. Su encantador pero extremadamente torpe padre, Koos, se ilusiona tanto que se une y no mucho más tarde nace el Show Mágico de Stikker e Hijo. El problema es que Ben tiene mucho más talento que su padre, pero Koos no se da ni cuenta de ello. Con su exceso de confianza, Koos hace que Sylvie, amiga del colegio de Ben y encantadora asistente del show de magia, desaparezca.
Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Set Designer
Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Producer
Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Writer
Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Himself
Dunya & Desie
Jeff Schouten
Dunya and Desie are two 18 year old best friends from Amsterdam North. Dunya is Moroccan and Desie is Dutch. On Dunya's Birthday she is told that her marriage has been arranged with a distant cousin in Morocco. Dunya and her family will travel to Morocco to meet him. After Desie discovers that she is pregnant she joins Dunya in Morocco in a search for Desies father.
Nothing to Lose
Johan
A man convicted of killing his own father and sister escapes from a long-stay criminal hospital to track down his estranged mother, whom he believes can prove his innocence.
Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in
Writer
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.
Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in
Himself
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.
Night Run
Taxi Passenger
Dennis is a taxi driver trying to start out his own company. One day, he gets the opportunity to buy a scarce and expensive but lucrative license.
The Witness
The witness walks through the corridors of a courthouse, a floating camera following her. In a pale flashback, she is sternly interrogated by two policemen. In her flashbacks during the examination, we see the events, which seem realistic, but repeatedly turn out to be as changeable and unreliable as the human memory. At a great pace, the three narrative threads take turns, while the witness grows more and more anxious.
El libro negro
Prison Guard with Baret
Segunda Guerra Mundial (1939-1945). Tras la ejecución de su familia, una joven judía se une a los grupos de Resistencia que luchan contra la ocupación de Holanda por las tropas alemanas. Su misión será infiltrarse en el Cuartel General Nazi para seducir a un alto oficial alemán a fin de obtener información que permita liberar a un grupo de combatientes que han sido capturados...
80 VARA Toppers!
Herself
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!
80 VARA Toppers!
Himself
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!
Amazonas
Achilles
Cuatro mujeres están hartas de sus vidas. Deciden robar un banco y, para su sorpresa, tienen éxito. Sin embargo, su suerte se agota gradualmente y se ven atrapadas en un círculo vicioso del que parece que no podrán salir.
Young Kees
Vader Bakels
Little boy Kees is based on the famous classical masterpiece by Theo Thijssen and deals with a twelve year old Amsterdam schoolboy who grows up at the end of the 19th century in the Jordaan (part of Amsterdam. Kees Bakels is a dreamer who seeks refuge from reality with wild imagination where he dares more than in real life. Through his fathers illness and his young love for Rosa Overbeek he develops himself as someone who acts and assumes responsibility.
De Onterechte Kampioen
Director
Huub is an amateur human statue trying to win a contest in Oostende (Belgium).
Interview
Theo
Un periodista a quien le han asignado entrevistar a estrella holandesa Katja Schuurman (interpretándose a sí misma) en el apartamento de la actriz, se siente desilusionado por la superficialidad del encargo, ya que sus tareas habituales son como corresponsal político. Al principio no sabe qué puede preguntar, pero pronto afloran los secretos más oscuros de ambos...
Minoes, maullidos de amor
Tibbe
Una gata curiosa mete la nariz en donde no debe y se convierte en mujer, Minoes. Ella conserva algunas características felinas: puede hablar con los gatos, tiene pasión por las sardinas y prefiere lamerse en lugar de bañarse. Sus recorridos por los tejados la llevan hasta lo de un joven periodista, Tibbe, al que le da mucha vergüenza entrevistar a las personas, tiene miedo de perder su empleo y necesita ayuda en sus investigaciones. Gracias a las habilidades de Minoes, descubren que el presidente del club de amigos de los animales no es tan amable como parece y tiene planes maléficos para el pueblo. Los gatos saben mucho acerca de los secretos de quienes viven en ese pequeño pueblo en donde aparentemente no sucede.
Adriaans plaag
An almost bankrupt pig farmer is blackmailed by a shady trader who supplies him with contaminated pig feed and starts carrying on with his wife. Then, swine fever breaks out on the farm. In the hope that the outbreak will go by unnoticed, the farmer buries his dead pigs on a corner of his farmland. The trader catches him in the act.
AmnesiA
Wouter
Alex, a 28 year-old photographer, is no longer able to photograph people, for some mysterious reason. Every time he focuses his camera on someone, the same woman appears in his viewfinder - an image he cannot bear. When his brother Aram, whom he has not seen or spoke to for years, unexpectedly phones him and asks him to come to their parental home because their mother is severely ill and may not have long to live, he panics. The thought of a confrontation with the area where he grew up and the renewed encounter with his family makes him feel nervous. Nevertheless, that evening he leaves for AmnesiA: the estate of his parents, the spot where he spent his youth.
Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt
Writer
Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt
Himself
Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Writer
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).
Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Himself
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).
Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem
Writer
Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem
Himself
Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen
Writer
Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen
Himself