Theo Maassen

The Oudejaarsconference (New Year's Eve performance) of the year 2023 by the Dutch comedian Micha Wertheim.

Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.

When they are confronted with the disease of the pater familias, all the members of the Liefhebber family have to face their fears, faults and their troubled interrelationships.

A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.

A successful but dejected ventriloquist decides to break with his bold-as-brass, out-of-control dummy — only to find going his own way easier said than done.

When her mother abandons her dementing father, Alex unexpectedly finds herself at a crossroads. As she moves back in the parental house to look after her father, she starts questioning her own life. Does she want to stay with her adulterous husband? She tolerated his affairs for years, but is she really happy with him? Or should she, like her parents, drop the facade?

Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.

Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.

Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.

Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.

Из-за распавшегося брака родителей два брата, Джулс и Макс, договорились никогда не ввязываться в серьёзные отношения с женщинами. Они ведут разгульный образ жизни, спят каждый день с разными девушками. Однако все меняется, когда Джулс начинает встречаться с Анной, а Макс влюбляется в неё.

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.

Если мировая экономика внезапно обрушится, как это отразится на семьях во всем мире? Может показаться, что люди, проживающие в разных странах или на разных континентах, не взаимосвязаны, но это не так.

The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s.

Under president Isimo, the Netherlands must be made clean and fresh. All ugly children are deported, but some escape and launch an uprising. Adapted from Koos Meinderts’ children’s book.

Doodslag (Dutch for "Manslaughter") is the story of Max, a paramedic who is repeatedly hindered in performing his duties by loutish behaviour. As his ambulance hurries towards a complicated childbirth, some youths prevent Max from reaching the distressed woman in labour. Spurred on by the emergency and the incendiary words of a TV pundit, he reaches a boiling point and forcefully hits one of the men obstructing his ambulance. Max's strike has far-reaching, unintended consequences.

Пятерых друзей увольняют из компании ввиду экономического кризиса. И они решают что с этого момента, мир не получит от них больше ни копейки. Они придут к вам, чтобы забрать все.

После красочного магического шоу 8-летний Бен Стиккер увлекся фокусами и захотел во что бы то ни стало раскрыть секрет фокуса с исчезновением. Но когда его подружка Сильви неожиданно исчезает во время представления, Бену приходится предпринять собственное расследование и понять разницу между иллюзией и реальностью.

Dunya and Desie are two 18 year old best friends from Amsterdam North. Dunya is Moroccan and Desie is Dutch. On Dunya's Birthday she is told that her marriage has been arranged with a distant cousin in Morocco. Dunya and her family will travel to Morocco to meet him. After Desie discovers that she is pregnant she joins Dunya in Morocco in a search for Desies father.

Йохана обвиняют в убийстве отца и сестры. Пожалуй, он единственный, кто убежден в своей невиновности. Чтобы доказать это окружающим и найти конкретные тому подтверждения, герой сбегает из тюремной клиники. Только его мать может дать показания в пользу Йохана, и он до последнего надеется, что она расскажет в суде правду: парень не убивал свою сестру, а когда отец стал издеваться над ней, Йохану пришлось его убить. Однако мать героя почему-то дает ложные показания и всячески избегает встречи с ним. Чтобы не попасть в руки полиции, Йохан берет в заложники 13-летнюю Тессу и устремляемся в бега...

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.

Dennis is a taxi driver trying to start out his own company. One day, he gets the opportunity to buy a scarce and expensive but lucrative license.

The witness walks through the corridors of a courthouse, a floating camera following her. In a pale flashback, she is sternly interrogated by two policemen. In her flashbacks during the examination, we see the events, which seem realistic, but repeatedly turn out to be as changeable and unreliable as the human memory. At a great pace, the three narrative threads take turns, while the witness grows more and more anxious.

Вторая мировая война. Рахиль Штайн - немка еврейского происхождения. Спасаясь от фашистского геноцида, она находит пристанище в Нидерландах, где присоединяется к движению Сопротивления. Рахиль непременно должна найти предателя, по вине которого погибла вся ее семья. Отныне месть - смысл ее жизни…

VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!

VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!

Four women are sick of being poor. They decide to rob a bank. They are surprised how easily they get away with it and start to commit more robberies. When the net finally closes around them they decide to make one last big hit.

Амстердам, 1895 год. У 12-летнего Кееса Бейклса тяжело болен отец. Спасаясь от мрачной реальности, мальчик все больше склонен к фантазиям. Ведь там, в своем воображении, он может лихо спасти свою сверстницу, останавливая экипаж лошадей, там можно победить в поединке учителя по фехтованию и уметь виртуозно играть на скрипке, и там возможно стать богатым и знаменитым, что поможет спасти обувную лавку отца от банкротства. Но отец умирает, и Кеес наконец понимает, что только он сам может позаботиться о себе и своей матери..

Huub is an amateur human statue trying to win a contest in Oostende (Belgium).

A middle-aged journalist interviews the real-life Dutch star Katja Schuurman, in her own loft. Pierre, the journalist is annoyed at being given such a fluffy assignment, as he is normally a political correspondent. Initially he has no questions for Katja, but soon they are coaxing their darkest secrets out of each other.

По роману Анни Шмидт. Журналист Тибе начинает публиковать в местной газете сенсационные разоблачающие статьи. Через некоторое время выяснилось, что всю информацию он узнавал от Мурли — девушки с душой кошки. Однажды Мурли выпила загадочное зелье и превратилась в хорошенькую девушку с кошачьими повадками. Она пришла жить к Тибе, истала ему поставлять сенсационные новости, которые узнавала от всех котов округи.

An almost bankrupt pig farmer is blackmailed by a shady trader who supplies him with contaminated pig feed and starts carrying on with his wife. Then, swine fever breaks out on the farm. In the hope that the outbreak will go by unnoticed, the farmer buries his dead pigs on a corner of his farmland. The trader catches him in the act.

Алекс, 28-летний фотограф, больше не может фотографировать людей по непонятной, загадочной причине. Как только он наводит свою фотокамеру на кого-то из людей, тут же в объективе появляется одна и та же женщина... У Алекса есть брат Арам, которого он не видел много лет. Они даже не разговаривали много лет. Но вдруг Арам неожиданно звонит и сообщает Алексу, что их мать серьезно больна, и ей, вероятно, осталось недолго. Мысль о том, что ему необходимо вернуться в Амнезию – дом своих родителей, где прошли его детство и юность, — не очень радует Алекса, однако в тот же вечер он отправляется в Амнезию...

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).

Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).