I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006)
Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong.
ジャンル : コメディ, ロマンス
上映時間 : 1時間 20分
演出 : Jeff Garlin
シノプシス
Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.
A suburban family is torn apart when fourteen-year-old Annie meets her first boyfriend online. After months of communicating via online chat and phone, Annie discovers her friend is not who he originally claimed to be. Shocked into disbelief, her parents are shattered by their daughter's actions and struggle to support her as she comes to terms with what has happened to her once innocent life.
Bruno's plan to win back his ex-girlfriend hits a snag when he becomes attracted to her boyfriend.
コリン・ファース主演映画。プレイボーイの子爵と若い未亡人のスキャンダラスな恋を描いた、コデルロス・ド・ラクロの『危険な関係』が原作。18世紀フランスの優美さも魅力のひとつだ。
Nineteen-year-old Laura is stressed by her first year at college when money worries distract her from her studies and so, desperate for cash, she answers an online advertisement for intimate companionship that leads her down a dangerous path.
大学生の恒夫は、ある朝バイト先の麻雀店から帰る途中、老婆の手を離れて坂道を転げ落ちてくる乳母車と遭遇。その乳母車の中にはひとりの少女が身を隠していた。足が不自由で歩けない彼女は、ときどき祖母に乳母車を押してもらっては気ままな散歩を楽しんでいたのだった。恒夫は、愛読書であるフランソワーズ・サガンの小説のヒロインの名から、自分のことをジョゼと称する風変わりな彼女に、少しずつ心惹かれるようになる。
A female parole officer unwittingly gets involved with a handsome photographer who might be a serial killer.
A restaurant owner leads a double life.
うだつの上がらないスタンダップ・コメディアン、アルビーは、知り合った美女アニーと意気投合して同棲生活を始めるが、うまくいくのは最初だけ。次第に相手のイヤなところが気になり出した二人の間には見えない溝ができ上がっていた。そしてアニーの前に現れた人気歌手のカリフォルニアへの誘いが二人の仲にピリオドを打つ決定的なものとなった。
金持ちの妻と結婚して退屈な毎日を送っていたフェルナンドは、再会した昔の愛人マリアンヌと一晩を過ごす。翌朝、部屋には首に鋏を突き立てられた男の死体があった。
Life's questions are 'answered' in a series of outrageous vignettes, beginning with a staid London insurance company which transforms before our eyes into a pirate ship. Then there's the National Health doctors who try to claim a healthy liver from a still-living donor. The world's most voracious glutton brings the art of vomiting to new heights before his spectacular demise.
The incredibly spoiled and overprivileged students of Camden College are a backdrop for an unusual love triangle between a drug dealer, a virgin and a bisexual classmate.
ドクター・イーブルの世界征服計画は、まだまだ健在だった。隕石を地球に誘導する「プレパレーションH」計画を進めるイーブルだが、オースティンによってあえなく計画は阻止される。ところが、イーブルの差し金で、オースティンのパパスパイ、ナイジェルが謎の悪党ゴールドメンバーにより1975年へ連れ去られてしまう。早速自分もタイムスリップしたオースティンは、パートナーのフォクシーと共にナイジェルを探し出し、ゴールドメンバーの正体を暴き出す。
A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity.
After being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police.
A man accidentally gets into a time machine and travels back in time nearly an hour. Finding himself will be the first of a series of disasters of unforeseeable consequences.
The owner of a seedy small-town Texas bar discovers that one of his employees is having an affair with his wife. A chaotic chain of misunderstandings, lies and mischief ensues after he devises a plot to have them murdered.
Charles Price may have grown up with his father in the family shoe business in Northampton, central England, but he never thought that he would take his father's place. Charles has a chance encounter with the flamboyant drag queen cabaret singer Lola and everything changes.
B級映画専門の売れない俳優ジェイクは、オーディション会場で同じ俳優であるサムと知り合うが、公演で旅に出る間、彼の家の留守番を頼まれる。豪華なサムの家に見とれるジェイクだったが、予期せぬおまけがあった。望遠鏡で隣をのぞくと、セクシーな女性グロリアの寝室が丸見えになるのだ。夜な夜な彼女に熱い視線を送るジェイクだったが、ある夜彼はグロリアが何者かに脅される現場を目撃し、ほどなく彼女は惨殺されてしまう。
Andy is a new teacher at an inner city high school that is unlike any he has seen before. There are metal detectors at the front door and the place is basically run by a tough kid named Peter Stegman. Soon, Andy and Stegman become enemies and Stegman will stop at nothing to protect his turf and drug dealing business.
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
