The Three Kings (2001)
ジャンル : コメディ, アドベンチャー, ファンタジー
上映時間 : 1時間 42分
演出 : Didier Bourdon, Bernard Campan
シノプシス
The Three Wise Men – Balthazar, Melchior and Gaspard – are on their way to Bethlehem to pay homage to the infant Jesus when they are suddenly, an inexplicably, transported two thousand years into the future. They find themselves walking the streets of Paris, where they encounter a young woman called Macha who, they are convinced, will lead them to the newborn Messiah.
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