クラークス (1994)
Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 32分
演出 : Kevin Smith
脚本 : Kevin Smith
シノプシス
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
順風満帆な人生を歩む5人の男たち。彼らは妻に内緒で共同で部屋を借り、それぞれ浮気相手との情事に利用していた。ところがある日、その部屋で女性の死体が発見される。慌てて部屋に集まった5人は、女性の正体や死の真相について議論を続けるうち、互いに疑心暗鬼に陥っていく。
Carl, a career criminal, receives an early release from prison and immediately begins preparations for his next big heist.
The Austrian Secret Service sends its most seductive agent to spy on the Russians.
The luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain is a boundlessly enthusiastic, if somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas. With a rag-tag crew at his side, and seemingly blind to the impossible odds stacked against him, the Captain has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz to the much coveted Pirate of the Year Award. It’s a quest that takes our heroes from the shores of exotic Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. Along the way they battle a diabolical queen and team up with a haplessly smitten young scientist, but never lose sight of what a pirate loves best: adventure!
テキサスの片田舎にある古びた一軒屋で狂った一家の引き起こした虐殺から逃れた唯一の女性の通報により、すぐさま警察が出動する。異常な一家の惨劇に興奮して集まった周辺の住民は立てこもる一家に火を投げつけ焼き殺してしまう。住民の暴動からただ一人生き残った忌まわしい一家の一員であった赤ん坊は周辺住民の夫婦に引き取られ、子供として過去の出来事から避けられ育てられていた。大人となったその娘へザーの元にとうの昔に亡くなった祖母の弁護士より、祖母の家の相続の連絡が来る。両親と折り合いの悪かったへザーは両親から離れるチャンスと相続された祖母の家を友人達と訪ねるのだが、訪れたその館には恐るべき住民が潜んでいた。
The suicide of a former high-school bully puts the boy's father on a quest for answers.
A young woman, Junta, lives apart from her village and, for her solitude and strangeness, is considered to be a witch; when she comes to the village for one reason or another, the townsfolk chase her away. They feel that she may in some way be responsible for the deaths of several young men of the village, who have felt compelled, one by one, to climb the local mountain - and fall to their deaths - on nights when the moon is full.
Norfolk, England, 1770. The nephew of an innkeeper and the son of a reverend maintain a very close friendship until, after living a great adventure, they must separate their paths. The former will head his footsteps to London and bound his destiny to Lloyd's, a thriving insurance company; the latter will eventually become one of the greatest heroes in the history of the British Empire.
An English clergyman's neglect of his grown children, in his zeal to tend to his parishioners, comes to the surface at a Christmas family gathering.
かつてこの地で魔女狩りが行なわれたという言い伝えのある町、ブライス・ホロー。この町に住む少年ノーマンは、死者たちと話せる特殊能力を持っていたが、そのせいで周囲からは変人扱いされ、家でも学校でもたえず居心地の悪い想いを味わっていた。そんなある日ノーマンは、ブレンダーガストおじさんから奇妙な話を聞かされる。それは、300年前に封印された魔女の魂が悪霊を呼び、町を滅ぼそうとしているというものだった。
Two young girls experience awakening sexuality in the heated atmosphere of a Swiss girls' boarding school.
Two criminals chase a plainclothes policeman who, while taking out his dog, witnesses their crime.
A comedy made by Keystone Studios starring Charlie Chaplin and Mabel Normand, both of whom co-directed the movie. This is Chaplin's only lost film as no copy is known to exist.
In occupied Berlin, an army captain is torn between an ex-Nazi cafe singer and the U.S. congresswoman investigating her.
Oscar Wilde’s famous and eloquent defence of love – made while he was being cross-examined at the trial that led to his incarceration and death – is strikingly illustrated, word by word, with Mapplethorpe-like imagery.
監督はマーク・マイロッド、出演はアンナ・ファリスとクリス・エヴァンス。恋に迷えるOLが引き起こす“元カレ”をめぐるドタバタ・ポジティブ・ラブ・コメディ。アリーは淋しい彼なしのOL。ある日、雑誌で“20人以上の男性経験がある女性は高い確率で結婚が難しくなる”という記事を読んで仰天。実はアリーの経験数は19人…。未婚になるのを避けたいアリーは、隣人のコリンの助けを借りて、これまで付き合った“元カレ”の中から結婚相手を探そうと決意する。
Patsy Brand is a chorus girl at the Pleasure Garden music hall. She meets Jill Cheyne who is down on her luck and gets her a job as a dancer. Jill meets adventurer Hugh Fielding and they get engaged, but when Hugh travels out of the country, she begins to play around.
A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to fresh-water shark attacks.
馬に乗って弓を射るのが得意で、王家の伝統に反発する王女のメリダは、王女らしく気高く優雅に振る舞うよう求める母としばしば衝突する。ある日、不思議な炎に導かれるように森の奥へと足を向けると、魔女の家にたどり着く。メリダは、森の魔法を人間が使ってはならないという森の掟を破り、魔女に向かって、自分の運命を変えてほしいと願う。魔女が彼女の願いをかなえるために呪文を唱えると、王国全体に恐ろしい呪いがかかる。王国と家族を救うため立ち上がったメリダは、やがて森に隠された自分の運命を知る――。
30分の配達時間もろくに守れず、堕落した日々を過ごすピザ配達人ニック(ジェシー・アイゼンバーグ)はある日、銀行強盗を企てる2人組から注文を受けてピザを配達したところ、彼らの計画に巻き込まれてしまう。10時間で爆発するという時限爆弾を体に取り付けられ、強盗せざるを得ない状況になったニックは、絶交しているインド人の親友チェット(アジズ・アンサリ)に頼み込み、協力してもらうことになるが……。 『ソーシャル・ネットワーク』のジェシー・アイゼンバーグが、『ゾンビランド』のルーベン・フライシャー監督と再びタッグを組んだアクションコメディー。30分の配達時間を厳守できないダメなピザ配達人が、時限爆弾を取り付けられ時間内に銀行強盗するはめになり、絶交中の親友を巻き込み大騒動を繰り広げる。製作にベン・スティラーが参加するほか、主人公の相棒役にはアメリカの人気コメディアン、アジズ・アンサリがふんするなど、コメディー・ファンにはたまらない面々がそろっている。
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall. Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others and take care of their respective nemeses.
人気漫画家のホールデンは、共同作家であり親友のバンキーと、作品を出品するためコミックマーケットへと出向く。そこで出会ったのが、駆け出しの漫画家であるアリッサ。快活でチャーミングな彼女にホールデンはひとめ惚れするも、アリッサはレズビアンの女性だった。それでもホールデンは恋心を抱き続け、そんな彼をバンキーは苦々しく見守る。そしてある雨の夜、ホールデンはついにアリッサに想いを告げる。
ジェイとサイレントボブは、彼らに基づいたスーパーヒーローコミックであるブラントマンとクロニックの映画が撮影されていることを知ると、友人のバンクーエドワーズが彼らを裏切っており、そのための画像の権利を取得できないことを知ります。 インターネット上でドルを見ずに売り切れたと非難される様子を見た後、彼らはハリウッドに旅行して映画を妨害することに決めました。
The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
When his girlfriend, Phoebe, is swamped with college exams; Tom O'Bannon, a rowdy pro-wrestler struggling to make ends meet, agrees to fill in as a last-minute replacement for her well paying babysitting job. Tom arrives at an isolated family home where he meets the precocious 10-year-old Grace. What starts off as a quiet night of pizza and video games quickly spirals into bloody, violent chaos as Tom and Grace find themselves fighting for their lives when an otherworldly cult of masked intruders descend on the home.
An IT company hires an actor to serve as the company's president in order to help the business get sold to a cranky Icelander.
A young woman inherits a small island in New York and discovers it has a dangerous history.
A depressed white-collar worker tries hypnotherapy, only to find himself in a perpetual state of devil-may-care bliss that prompts him to start living by his own rules, and hatch a hapless attempt to embezzle money from his soul-killing employers.
In recent days, Rome has been the scene of an unusual event: when it rains, the manholes exhale a dense steam of unknown origin and composition. No one knows that those who breathe in the mysterious substance will have to deal with what they repress, their darkest instincts, their anger. Not even the Morel family. Since Cristina’s death in an accident a year earlier, the love of her husband Thomas and their son Enrico has given way to a forced cohabitation, while the youngest of the family, Barbara, would only like to see them united again as they were before. The accident could have been avoided, both Thomas and Enrico know it. Instead of taking responsibility and moving on, they stopped talking to each other. Now they are two souls full of rage, trapped in a Rome that resembles them: dark, nervous, on the verge of exploding.
最終戦争の結果、文明が崩壊した世界。人々が暮らす“オアシス”ではウォーロード(司令官)が率いる暴力集団“レイダース(侵略者)”が恐れられるが、“オアシス”の女王(クイーン)は難病に苦しみ、その息子プリンス(王子)は“命の寺”とされる伝説の町パラダイス・ビーチに難病の治療薬を求めて旅立つ。一方、ウォーロードは人間の美女にそっくりだが高い戦闘能力を持つアンドロイド、アッシュを手に入れてかわいがる。
ロック好きの20代青年ウェインとガースは、自宅の地下室で人気ケーブルテレビ番組「ウェインズ・ワールド」を放送中の名コンビ。その人気に目をつけたテレビプロデューサー・ベンジャミンから大手テレビ局での放送をもちかけられ、多額の契約料を受け取った二人は大喜びでライブハウスに出かける。その時、ウェインはステージで歌うエキゾチックな美女カサンドラに一目ぼれ。なんとか彼女をモノにしようとアタックを始めるが、ベンジャミンもメジャーデビューを餌にカサンドラへ近づきはじめる。<米NBSの人気テレビ番組『サタデー・ナイト・ライブ』の人気コーナーの映画化。クイーンやアリス・クーパーなど1980年代に活躍したミュージシャンの楽曲が挿入歌として使われ、ロックに関する小ネタも多いコメディ映画。>
The film tells the story of the Michelucci family, from the nineteen-seventies to the present day: the central character is the stunningly beautiful Anna, the lively, frivolous and sometimes embarrassing mother of Bruno and Valeria. Everything begins in the Summer of 1971, at the annual Summer beauty pageant held at Livorno’s most popular bathing establishment. Anna is unexpectedly crowned “Most Beautiful Mother”, unwittingly stirring the violent jealousy of her husband. From then on, chaos strikes the family and for Anna, Bruno and his sister Valeria, it is the start of an adventure that will only end thirty years later.
西暦932年、アーサー王と従者パッツィは配下に加わる勇敢な騎士を探す旅をしていた。やがて行く先々で騎士たちと出会い、彼らを従えて聖杯探しの冒険へ旅立つのだが…。果たして彼らは数々の難関をくぐり抜け、聖杯を手にすることができるのか?
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
After narrowly surviving a massive heart attack, Randal enlists his old friend Dante to help him make a movie immortalizing their youthful days at the little convenience store that started it all.
Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.
Michele is a Communist MP who loses his memory in a car crash—although nobody seems to notice it. During a water polo match ahead of election day, he starts to remember his past life, revealing the picture of a man whose personal and political identity crisis mirrors the one of Italian communism.
Two decades after surviving a massacre on October 31, 1978, former baby sitter Laurie Strode finds herself hunted by persistent knife-wielder Michael Myers. Laurie now lives in Northern California under an assumed name, where she works as the headmistress of a private school. But it's not far enough to escape Myers, who soon discovers her whereabouts. As Halloween descends upon Laurie's peaceful community, a feeling of dread weighs upon her -- with good reason.
The adventures of a group of Texas teens on their last day of school in 1976, centering on student Randall Floyd, who moves easily among stoners, jocks and geeks. Floyd is a star athlete, but he also likes smoking weed, which presents a conundrum when his football coach demands he sign a "no drugs" pledge.