Comment c'est loin (2015)
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 30分
演出 : Orelsan, Christophe Offenstein
脚本 : Orelsan, Christophe Offenstein, Stéphanie Murat
シノプシス
After ten years of doing nothing, Orel and Gringe are in their mid 30s and they struggle to finish their first rap album. Their texts are mostly sex jokes and booze stories and reflect the everyday life they have in a small town from France. The problem is that they never really finished a song and when their producers want to meet, they have to face a new challenge : finish their first song in the next 24h. Their old issues, the fear of failure, their alcoholic friends and annoying girlfriends won't help them to do so, or will they ?
On the verge of bankruptcy and desperate for his big break, aspiring filmmaker Bobby Bowfinger concocts a crazy plan to make his ultimate dream movie. Rallying a ragtag team that includes a starry-eyed ingenue, a has-been diva and a film studio gofer, he sets out to shoot a blockbuster featuring the biggest star in Hollywood, Kit Ramsey -- only without letting Ramsey know he's in the picture.
日本人の父とアメリカ人の母を持つバカルー・バンザイは、天才的な脳神経外科医で物理学者、そしてロックバンドのボーカルでもあるスーパースター。ある時、実験で偶然“8次元”の世界に迷い込んだバカルーは、未知の生命体と接触してしまう。そのことがきっかけとなり、凶暴な異星人が地球を侵略しようとしていることが発覚。残された時間はわずか24時間。バカルーは科学者やバンド仲間とともに、敵の本拠地へ向かう。
パーティ・クラッシャーと呼ばれる連続殺人犯を追うNY市警の刑事モスの下に、演技派転向を狙うアイドル・スター、ラングが刑事の役づくりを目的にやって来た。案の定、ラングは連続殺人鬼を追うモスの邪魔ばかりして……。マイケル・J・フォックス、ジェームズ・ウッズ主演によるアクション・コメディ
On Christmas Eve, divorced dad Scott Calvin and his son discover Santa Claus has fallen off their roof. When Scott takes the reins of the magical sleigh, he finds he is now the new Santa, and must convince a world of disbelievers, including himself.
On a bet, a gridiron hero at John Hughes High School sets out to turn a bespectacled plain Jane into a beautiful and popular prom queen in this outrageous send-up of the teen movies of the 1980s and '90s.
When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.
FBI agent Malcolm Turner goes back undercover as Big Momma, a slick-talking, slam-dunking Southern granny with attitude to spare! Now this granny must play nanny to three dysfunctional upper class kids in order to spy on their computer hacked dad.
18年の刑期を終えて出所したエルウッドは、相棒ジェイクの死を乗り越えてバンドを再結成しようと決意。孤児のバスターを新しい相棒に、昔の仲間たちを集め、130歳のブードゥーの妖女が主宰する勝ち抜きバンド合戦に向けて出発する。警官隊や過激な右翼団体に追われながらも、どうにか目的地のルイジアナにたどりついたエルウッドたち。そこには、最大の敵ルイジアナ・ゲーター・ボーイズが待ち受けていた!
A group of strangers come across a man dying after a car crash who proceeds to tell them about the $350,000 he buried in California. What follows is the madcap adventures of those strangers as each attempts to claim the prize for himself.
After Doug picks up hitchhiking Rosco with his truck, they are mistaken for two bank robbers by the traffic police. They manage to escape only to be confused for two secret agents while trying to take a flight at the airport.
ネズミのロディは、ロンドンのお金持ちの家で暮らしているペット。ある日、地下で暮らしているシドがロディの家に侵入し、ロディは追い出そうとしたが、逆に地下に流されてしまう。ロディが辿り着いた場所はネズミだけが暮らす「マウス・タウン」だった。
飛行艇を操る空賊が横行していた、第一次大戦後のイタリアはアドリア海。賞金稼ぎの飛行艇乗りであるポルコ・ロッソは、空賊たちには天敵の存在。自分の顔を魔法で豚に変えてしまったポルコを何とかやっつけたいと一計を案じた空賊たちは、アメリカからスゴ腕の飛行艇乗りを呼び寄せ、彼に一騎打ちを迫る。
Following a bomb scare in the 1960s that locked the Webers into their bomb shelter for 35 years, Adam now ventures forth into Los Angeles to obtain food and supplies for his family, and a non-mutant wife for himself.
医学博士デヴィッド・ルーベンの小説を、7つの章に分けて描くオムニバス・パロディ映画。誰もが知りたい他人のセックス秘話を、おもしろおかしく解釈し、コミカルに演出する。
ギリシャの美しいリゾート地、カロカイリ島。小さなホテルを営む母親ドナのもとで育ったひとり娘ソフィに恋人スカイと結婚する日が近づく。自分の父親を知らないソフィはこの機に乗じ、自分の父親である可能性が高い男性3人、建築家のサム、銀行マンのハリー、冒険家のビルに、自分の結婚式に出席してほしいと手紙を出す。そしてそれを読んだサムたち3人がカロカイリ島を訪れる。
それぞれに事情を抱え惨めな生活を送っていた男3人が大学のそばで同居することになったことから、自宅を非公式の学生友好の場として開放しバカ騒ぎを繰り広げるコメディ。
The fledgling romance between Nick, a playboy bachelor, and Suzanne, a divorced mother of two, is threatened by a particularly harrowing New Years Eve. When Suzanne's work keeps her in Vancouver for the holiday, Nick offers to bring her kids to the city from Portland, Oregon. The kids, who have never liked any of the men their mom dates, are determined to turn the trip into a nightmare for Nick.
秘密諜報員たちの個人情報漏えいにより、それまで辛酸をなめていたマックスウェル・スマートに、ついに表舞台でテロリスト集団と対決するチャンスが到来する。
東南アジアの軍事国家シャドルーで活動していた国連派遣医療団が、独裁者バイソン将軍に拉致される。バイソンは連合軍の司令官ガイル大佐へ巨額の身代金を要求し、72時間以内に金を払わない場合は人質全員を殺すと脅迫する。脅しに屈しないガイルは、戒厳令を破って逮捕された無法者のケンとリュウを使い一計を案ずる。一方、バイソンは捕らえた国連兵士を使い恐るべき人体実験を行おうとしていた。
ゲーム・デザイナーのロジャーは愛犬ポンゴとロンドンに暮らしていた。ある日、散歩の途中で二人はアニタと彼女の愛犬パーディタに出会い、ロジャーはアニタと、ポンゴはパーディタと恋に落ちる。 ポンゴとパーディタには15匹の子犬が生まれるがアニタの上司であるクルエラはその子犬たちの毛皮でコートを作ろうと企んでいた。
After thirteen years in Germany, Fernand is coming back to his wife and his restaurant. But since his disparition, his wife as made her life with a norman chef, sympathetic but a specialist of butter's cooking when Fernand cook only with oil!
Málaga, southern Spain. Seven men, divided into four cars, set off with a large drug shipment towards Creil, a city near Paris; a routine mission that will be complicated by a fatal sequence of events.
After having lost his job for having saved a child accused of shop lifting, Frédéric Barbier decides to become a school teacher with some funny results.The great comedy actor Coluche is excellent as a simple school teacher.
Octave Parango, the former concept creator/editor of 99 francs has become a model scout in Moscow. This cynical hedonist leads a very pleasant life in the arms of young Russian models and in the private jets of his oligarch friends... until the day that he is contacted by The Ideal, the world's leading cosmetic's firm, embroiled in a huge media scandal. Our antihero has seven days to find a new muse by traveling through the confines of post-Communist Russia, under the orders of Valentine Winfield, a hard and authoritarian visual director.
Jean-Claude is a loud-mouthed, know-it-all and full time boor who is best friends with Stef, a self-styled lady killer who would do better with the fairer sex if he could work up the ambition to wake up in the morning. Stef has decided that he may need some help in finding the woman of his dreams, and embracing loyalty rather than logic he turns to Jean-Claude for advice.
A wannabe surfer parties on the French Riviera while awaiting the perfect wave.
One morning, Lily and Ben wake up side by side in bodies that are not theirs. And Magalie, a little girl in the body of a tall, bearded, awaits them in the guest room. This is the beginning of an incredible adventure, sometimes initiatory, where the bodies and identities will be reversed at the option of a simple hug.
A US Fighter pilot's epic struggle of survival after being shot down on a mission over Laos during the Vietnam War.
Eric and Ramzy are working as window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Thinking that he has a date set up with beautiful executive Marie-Joelle (who in reality hates his guts), Ramzy stays at work late while Eric hangs around with him. As a result, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the tower and take its late-night occupants (including Marie- Joelle) hostage. Knowing that only they can save the day, Eric and Ramzy swing into action.
A young man paying the rent for himself and his lifelong friends at an apartment, ends up flat-broke and resorts to selling marijuana to pay the bills - only to get caught up in the dangerous world of drugs.
Captain Sara Bellaiche, from Toulouse Judiciary Police branch, is investigating a go-fast linked to the murder of two teenagers, an investigation led by Richard Cross, from the Paris Criminal Brigade. Forced to collaborate in order to find the murderer and stop the bloody go-fast, Sara and Richard are both thrown in a breathless race against the clock on the roads of Spain and France.
Paris, France. Fred and his colleagues, members of the BPM, the Police Child Protection Unit, dedicated to pursuing all sorts of offenses committed against the weakest, must endure the scrutiny of Melissa, a photographer commissioned to graphically document the daily routine of the team.
Police officers at a station must solve a murder case.
遂に夢にまでみた念願の鹿革100%のジャケットを手に入れたジョルジュ。彼の鹿革ジャケットへの深い愛情は、やがてジャケットと会話ができるまでになり、彼らの仲は互いの夢を語り合えるまで深くなっていた。
For Pierre Brochant and his friends, Wednesday is “Idiots' Day”. The idea is simple: each person has to bring along an idiot. The one who brings the most spectacular idiot wins the prize. Tonight, Brochant is ecstatic. He has found a gem. The ultimate idiot, “A world champion idiot!”. What Brochant doesn’t know is that Pignon is a real jinx, a past master in the art of bringing on catastrophes...
Best friends Ely and Lila share everything together, including their dream of a life beyond the Paris suburb they've lived in since childhood. One night they venture into the capital and meet a pair of wealthy young friends at a night club. Ashamed of their working-class background, and seeing an opportunity to escape, Ely and Lila begin to lie their way into this glamorous new world. Falling deeper into their web of lies, the young women begin to lose sight of themselves as their friendship is pushed to the limit.
Paris, France, 2001. Octave Parango, a young advertiser working at the Ross & Witchcraft advertising agency, lives a suicidal existence, ruled by cynicism, irresponsibility and debauchery. The obstacles he will encounter in developing a campaign for a new yogurt brand will force him to face the meaning of his work and the way he manages his relationship with those who orbit around his egotistic lifestyle.
With only 12 percent of its pupils obtaining their baccalaureate, Jules Ferry High School is the worst school in France. The Inspector of Schools has already exhausted all the conventional means to raise standards at the school and he has no choice but to take the advice of his deputy. It is a case of having to fight fire with fire: the worst pupils must be taught by the worst teachers...
The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis. He is to build the palace and be covered in gold or, if not, his fate is to be eaten by crocodiles. Edifis calls upon an old friend to help him out: The fabulous Druid Getafix from Gaul, who brews a fantastic potion that gives supernatural strength. In order to help and protect the old Druid, Asterix and Obelix accompany him on his journey to Egypt. When Julius Caesar gets wind of the project succeeding, he has the building site attacked by his troops in order to win the bet and not lose face. But just like the local pirates, he hasn't counted on Asterix and Obelix.