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Comment c'est loin (2015)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 30M

Director : Orelsan, Christophe Offenstein
Writer : Orelsan, Christophe Offenstein, Stéphanie Murat

Synopsis

After ten years of doing nothing, Orel and Gringe are in their mid 30s and they struggle to finish their first rap album. Their texts are mostly sex jokes and booze stories and reflect the everyday life they have in a small town from France. The problem is that they never really finished a song and when their producers want to meet, they have to face a new challenge : finish their first song in the next 24h. Their old issues, the fear of failure, their alcoholic friends and annoying girlfriends won't help them to do so, or will they ?

Actors

Orelsan
Orelsan
Orel
Gringe
Gringe
Gringe
Seydou Doucouré
Seydou Doucouré
Bouteille
Claude Urbiztondo Llarch
Claude Urbiztondo Llarch
Claude
Paul Minthe
Paul Minthe
Hotel Manager
Sophie de Fürst
Sophie de Fürst
Pauline
Ablaye
Ablaye
Ablaye
Skread
Skread
Skread
Chloé Astor
Chloé Astor
Arielle
Redouanne Harjane
Redouanne Harjane
Redouanne
Isabelle Alfred
Isabelle Alfred
La mère d'Arielle
Alain Dion
Alain Dion
Le père d'Arielle
Mathilde La Musse
Mathilde La Musse
Ragga Dancehall

Crews

Orelsan
Orelsan
Director
Christophe Offenstein
Christophe Offenstein
Director
Orelsan
Orelsan
Screenplay
Christophe Offenstein
Christophe Offenstein
Screenplay
Stéphanie Murat
Stéphanie Murat
Screenplay
Frédérique Doublet
Frédérique Doublet
Decorator
Alice Cambournac
Alice Cambournac
Costume Design
Christophe Offenstein
Christophe Offenstein
Cinematography
Jean-Luc Audy
Jean-Luc Audy
Sound
Jeanne Kef
Jeanne Kef
Editor
Stéphanie Murat
Stéphanie Murat
Adaptation

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