Ruby & Quentin (2003)
ジャンル : コメディ, 犯罪
上映時間 : 1時間 25分
演出 : Francis Veber
脚本 : Francis Veber
シノプシス
After hiding his loot and getting thrown in jail, Ruby, a brooding outlaw encounters Quentin, a dim-witted and garrulous giant who befriends him. After Quentin botches a solo escape attempt, they make a break together. Unable to shake the clumsy Quentin Ruby is forced to take him along as he pursues his former partners in crime to avenge the death of the woman he loved and get to the money.
The life of 15 year old Alex is turned upside down, when his parents are divorced and find new partners right away. After a fight at school, the mother takes him over to England, where Alex chaotic life continues.
はるか昔、吸血鬼族であるヴァンパイアは狼男族であるライカンを奴隷としていた。その時代には、女処刑人セリーンとうり二つの女性戦士ソーニャの姿があった。彼女はヴァンパイア一族の長老の娘だったが、ライカンのルシアンと道ならぬ恋に落ちる。
物語はハリー、ロン、ハーマイオニーに課せられた使命であるヴォルデモート抹殺の鍵を握る“分霊箱”を見つけ出すところから始まる。今や守ってくれる人も、導いてくれる師も失い、これまで以上に固い結束を求められるハリーたち。しかし、闇の力が、しっかりと結ばれたはずの3人の絆を引き裂いていく・・・・・。
一方、かつてないほど危険な場所となった魔法界。長いあいだ恐れられてきたヴォルデモート卿の復活が現実のものとなり、魔法省ばかりか、ホグワーツ魔法魔術学校までもが死喰い人の支配下に置かれた今、安全な場所はもはやどこにもなくなった。ヴォルデモート卿の命令により、ハリーを生け捕りにしようとする死喰い人の魔の手が迫る。
そして、分霊箱の手がかりを探すうちに出会った「死の秘宝」の伝説。ほとんど忘れられた古い物語に記されたその伝説が本当なら、ヴォルデモートは、分霊箱を上回る究極の力を手に入れてしまうかもしれない・・・・・。
ハリーはまったく知らないが、彼の未来は、彼自身の過去によってすでに決められているのだ。“生き残った男の子”になった日に、ハリーの運命は決まった。
初めてホグワーツの門をくぐったあの日からずっと積み重ねてきた準備―――それらはすべて、このヴォルデモートとの決着の日のために・・・・・。
Samantha Caine, suburban homemaker, is the ideal mom to her 8 year old daughter Caitlin. She lives in Honesdale, PA, is a school teacher and makes the best Rice Krispie treats in town. But when she receives a bump on her head, she begins to remember small parts of her previous life as a lethal, top-secret agent.
豪雨のハイウェイで囚人護送車が崖から転落した。死者はなかったが白人のジャクソンと黒人のカレンの2囚人が脱走した。2人は互いに手首を4フィートの鎖でつながれ、双方とも相手に対する偏見と憎悪を感じていた。ギボンス警部の率いる武装警官隊とルー・ガンスを隊長とする民間人徴集隊が協同で捜索をはじめた。獰猛なドーベルマン2頭を含む警察犬も動員され雨中の山狩りがはじまる。
Once again tampering with mother nature to disastrous results, Dr. Herbert West continues his research while serving time in a maximum security prison for his previous exploits. West's limited prison-cell experiments are suddenly interrupted by the arrival of a new prison doctor and the brother of the girl who suffered from West's experiments 13 years earlier.
香港黒社会のギャング・ホーは、相棒マークとともに大組織のボス、ユーのもとで働く。そんなホーの弟キットは警察官だが、兄の仕事を知らない。ある日、組織の仕事で台湾に向かったホーは取引の最中、警察に逮捕されてしまう。同じ頃、香港ではホーを憎む組織の刺客がホーの父親を殺し、キットは兄を憎むように。3年後、刑務所を出所したホーは、かつての舎弟シンがのし上がって組織を仕切っていると知り、マークと復讐の戦いへ。
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あれから7年。サンフランシスコ市警のジャック・ケイツ刑事は暗黒街の陰のボス“アイスマン”追撃のため、唯一手がかりを握る、7年の務めを終えてムショを出たレジー・ハモンドと再びコンビを組むことに。2人は反目しあいながらも友情を温め、“48時間”の追跡劇にまたも挑戦する。
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死刑廃止論者である元大学教授のデビッド・ゲイルが、元同僚の女性コンスタンスをレイプ・殺害した容疑で死刑宣告を受ける。彼は自らの手記を綴るため、女性新聞記者ビッツィーを呼び寄せる。ゲイルの話を聞くうちに、ビッツィーは彼は冤罪ではないかと考え始めた。
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マッティ刑事にパリまで夜行列車で護送されていたボーゲルは、刑事が寝入ったすきに手錠を外して逃亡を図る。一方、刑務所を出所したコレ―は、貸しのあったリコを訪ね、貸しを返すことを求めるがリコは断る。リコを脅して大金を奪ったコレ―は車でパリに向かうが、そのトランクには列車から脱出したボーゲルが隠れていた…。
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