Hans Teeuwen: Spiksplinter (2011)
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 50分
シノプシス
Hans Teeuwen is terug! En hoe! Met zijn show 'Spiksplinter', met het eerste splinternieuwe materiaal sinds 5 jaar, schopt
hij weer ouderwets hard tegen heilige huisjes aan.
De uitermate succesvolle Spiksplinter-tour begon in maart 2011 met try-outs in Betty Asfalt en de Meervaart in Amsterdam, om via onder meer Koninklijk Theater Carré, het Circustheater, het Nieuwe Luxor en het "nieuwe" DeLaMar, in
september groots af te sluiten in de Heineken Music Hall. Daarna volgden nog twee shows in het World Forum Theater speciaal voor de DVD-opnames. Snoeiharde grappen worden in Spiksplinter afgewisseld met muzikale intermezzo's, een goocheltruc en Teeuwens unieke improvisaties. Het kenmerkt de diversiteit in de nieuwe show van Hans Teeuwen die op positieve kritieken kan rekenen.
Legendarisch zijn nu al de scènes Broodje Worst en Aarslikker Danny.
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A story of two stand-up comedians, Deep and Zoya, and how they try to navigate their way through their relationship while joking about it on stage!
The year 2050 the planet has become overpopulated, to help control population the government develops a race. The Death Race. Annually competitors race across the country scoring points for killing people with their vehicles.
This material was developed and prepared over the last year or so, mostly in comedy clubs. This special kind of goes back to when he used to just make noises and be funny for no particular reason. It felt right to him to shoot this special in a club to give it that live immediate intimate feeling. The show is about an hour long. The opening act, who is seen at the beginning (good place for an opening act) is Jay London. One of his favorite club comics going way back to the late 80s when he first started in working in New York.
Several roasters, and the master himself Kevin Hart, make fun of Justin Bieber.
An uncensored monologue by Dani Rovira about today's society.
In his second stand-up special, Daniel Sosa reminisces about his childhood, ponders Mexican traditions and points out a major problem with "Coco".
2020: A year so [insert adjective of choice here], even the creators of Black Mirror couldn't make it up… but that doesn't mean they don't have a little something to add. This comedy event that tells the story of the dreadful year that was — and perhaps still is? The documentary-style special weaves together some of the world's most (fictitious) renowned voices with real-life archival footage.
ドクター・イーブルの世界征服計画は、まだまだ健在だった。隕石を地球に誘導する「プレパレーションH」計画を進めるイーブルだが、オースティンによってあえなく計画は阻止される。ところが、イーブルの差し金で、オースティンのパパスパイ、ナイジェルが謎の悪党ゴールドメンバーにより1975年へ連れ去られてしまう。早速自分もタイムスリップしたオースティンは、パートナーのフォクシーと共にナイジェルを探し出し、ゴールドメンバーの正体を暴き出す。
マイク・マイヤーズの当たり役でもあり、大人気を博したシリーズの第2弾。1作目のエリザベス・ハーレーに代わり、ヒロインは『ロスト・イン・スペース』のヘザー・グラハムが担当している。
アメリカ軍基地の司令官が、ソ連の核基地の爆撃指令を発した。司令官の狂気を知った副官は、司令官を止めようとするが逆に監禁されてしまう。大統領は、ソ連と連絡を取って事態の収拾を図る。しかし、迎撃機によって無線を破壊された1機が、ついに目標に到達してしまう……。
1967年のロンドン。モテモテのファッション・フォトグラファー、オースティン・パワーズは、実はイギリス諜報員だった……。はちゃめちゃなストーリーに、爆笑必至のギャグが満載。
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Presenting the tale of American founding father Alexander Hamilton, this filmed version of the original Broadway smash hit is the story of America then, told by America now.
世界的に有名な海洋探検家にして海洋ドキュメンタリー監督のスティーヴ・ズィスー(ビル・マーレイ)は、幻のジャガーザメに殺された仲間の仇を討つために、最後の航海へ乗り出す。
Stressed, a young standup comedian searches for his break amidst a global pandemic. Confined to his cramped apartment, he practices his craft while anxieties rise.
Mexican stand-up comedian Franco Escamilla draws his jokes from real-life experiences -- and he's willing to do anything for new material. He's not afraid to make generalizations about how men bathe. But he is scared to talk to strangers. Especially at funerals.
Adam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to concert halls to one very unsuspecting subway station.
アトランタで評判のトラック野郎バンディット。大金持ちから28時間期限付きビール運送の挑戦を受けた彼は、先導用のトランザムを用意して大爆走を開始する。超ド級のカー・アクション。
The Dynamic Duo faces four super-villains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.
The first solo show of Hans Teeuwen, the comedian is super-nervous and tells sad stories about past unfortunate love, loneliness and prejudice, accompanied solely by him playing the piano.He also tells tales about a fox, a scarecow, the young girl and the Seven Turkish an the Bible.Hans Teeuwen is Tough and Pathetic in this show.
In her fourth comedy special the Dutch comedian Paulien Cornelisse talks about uncertainties and indistinctnesses in life.
The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s.
The Great Barrier Reef is vitally linked to the rest of the planet in many ways. Creatures travel for thousands of miles to visit in spectacular numbers, including tiger sharks, great whales, sea birds and the largest green turtle gathering on the planet.
Comic talent Alex Ploeg debuts with this acclaimed performance that blends music with his humorous takes on subjects from crepe paper to cremation.
Tom's advances on a young jive-talking girl cat get nowhere; nowhere, that is, until Tom gets a zoot suit. Armed with his miles of fabric and a new cool lingo, Tom still has to deal with the tricks of his nemesis, Jerry.
Jerry is awakened from a nightmare by a knock on the door: someone has left a foundling in a walnut shell with a note, giving his name as Nibbles and saying he needs lots of milk. Fortunately, there's a dish handy, but it's next to Tom. Nibbles scurries out and dives off Tom's nose, then grabs a whisker for balance, waking Tom up. Jerry grabs him just in time and they hide under the milk. Tom laps up some milk and gets Nibbles; Jerry rescues him, and they run for the hole. Next, they try a very long straw; Tom catches them and sucks Nibbles through the straw. Much chasing follows, with a pause now and then for some milk. Tom traps Jerry in a milk bottle and chases Nibbles a while; he finally corners Nibbles and spanks him with a flyswatter. Jerry is so enraged he burst out of the milk bottle and lets out a ferocious roar; he grabs Tom by the tail and thoroughly pummels him, then stands over him as Tom feeds Nibbles milk.
Bugs and the Tasmanian Devil battle it out in a jungle hospital, with Bugs convincing Taz that he's sicker than he thinks.
Tom inherits $1,000,000 from an eccentric aunt on the condition that he not harm any living thing - even a mouse. And guess which mouse keeps following him around and pointing this out to him?
Ralph Phillips dreams about his future, only to have his dreams interrupted by Willie N. List, using an ACME Anti-Nightmare Machine, to compare military and civilian life.
The Tasmanian Devil escapes from a plane and lands in Santa's suit. After taking off in Santa's sleigh he lands on Bugs' roof where he tries to eat everything in sight including the present Bugs got for him.
Rabbit - in this case Bugs - is an important needed ingredient in Witch Hazel's brew.
Three-part series exploring Australia's Great Barrier Reef, one of the natural wonders of the world and the largest living structure on our planet. Monty Halls explores its full 2000-kilometre length, from the wild outer reefs of the Coral Sea to the tangled mangrove and steaming rainforest on the shoreline; from large mountainous islands to tiny coral cays barely above sea level; from the dark depths of the abyss beyond the reef to colourful coral gardens of the shallows.
The Tasmanian Devil finds Bugs cooking dinner underneath a beach boardwalk.
Tom is given the task of guarding the fridge during the night by Mammy-Two-Shoes, but as soon as he has started he is tricked by Jerry into falling into the basement, where he lands in a barrel of cider. Now drunk, Tom staggers around in the house getting up to no good with Jerry.
Tom invites Toots to an elegant dinner. However, he's made the mistake of trying to put Jerry to work, as a serving boy, a corkscrew, and other tasks. Jerry puts up with a little of this, but mostly gets revenge on Tom.
Jerry Mouse gets tired of living the country life and decides to head to the big city. However, the experience doesn't turn out quite like Jerry had expected.