John Patrick Jordan
出生 : , America
略歴
John Patrick Jordan is an American actor primarily known for his roles in the Evil Bong franchise and American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love.
Three women trapped on Earth from an alternate universe confront a repairman trying to save the multiverse by wrecking their reality-collapsing game.
Larnell
When he's finally given a chance to go legit by opening a restaurant, Rabbit can't stop himself from sliding back to his old ways. With EeBee as his Master Chef, weed is definitely on the menu and this high-end joint is the toke of the town. Staffed with tons of familiar faces and fan favorite buds, will Rabbit end on a high note? Or will he be chopped by the cops in a kitchen nightmare that goes up in smoke.
Best Original Screenplay Announcer
映画史に残る名作として知られる『市民ケーン』の共同脚本家であるハーマン・J・マンキーウィッツの伝記映画。女優のマリオン・デイヴィス、プロデューサーのアーヴィング・タルバーグなど、数多くの映画人が登場する。監督のフィンチャーは、『市民ケーン』の撮影監督グレッグ・トーランドの表現主義的な技法を再現するために、白黒で撮影をおこなった
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Follow The Gore Collector as his arcane adventures into splatter cinema and through the seventh circle of hell drag him BACK to the bunker, where it all began. Picking up where the previous entry left off, the only surviving member of the Circle of Psycho Surgeons has escaped and now The Gore Collector, Molly, and Tape Head must chase down the murderous maniac and make him pay for his perversity. But when a series of shocking events reveal the bunker might exist between the very walls of time itself, our gruesome crew must prepare for their transition into the real world. BUTCHER’S BAKE OFF: HELL’S KITCHEN supports this mind-bending “motion comic” story with a flurry of furious, hard-boiled clips from cuisine and cannabis-centric creature features like THE GINGERDEAD MAN series, GINGERDEAD MAN VS EVIL BONG, EVIL BONG 420 and many more. Get lost in the horrific haze of this, the strangest and sauciest entry in THE BUNKER OF BLOOD yet!
Matthew
Three young women from a parallel universe play a blind date reality game that culminates in the euphoric Flashout. They get trapped on unfamiliar planet Earth by a reality repairman who must destroy their pleasure-filled game before the Multiverse is permanently altered.
Alex Samson
Christmas works its magic in this body-switching holiday tale about two very different moms who find that help is where you least expect it, and most need it. When struggling singer Audrey and wealthy record executive Julia collide at the mall, they wake up in each other’s lives the next morning. Audrey finds that, though Julia’s life is full of luxury, she’s missing the chance to connect with her family in any real way while Julia finds that, though she gets plenty of family time, Audrey can’t say no to anyone giving her no time for herself. As Christmas looms closer, the two women rush to figure out how to both help each other and switch back before they miss Christmas morning with their own families!
Officer Jack
Carved from a lifetime of experience that runs the gamut from incarceration to liberation, Dog Eat Dog is the story of three men who are all out of prison and now have the task of adapting themselves to civilian life.
Larnell
Killjoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth! Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy and the sexy/psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new and excruciating ways.
Larnell
EeBee the Evil Bong is back. And she's stoner - er - stronger than ever. With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in The Bong World for good, she once more sets about her plan for world domination.
Steve 'Brewski' Brewster / Agent Armando Flores
A sequel to Music High, Fearless is a teenage beach bathing suit Musical-Comedy, filled with plenty of gorgeous gals and guys on the beach re-imagined from movies of the past Beach Party (1963) and Bikini Beach (1964) and Blue Crush (2002).
Larnell
Polish your balls and head to the lanes. Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. It’s the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him celebrate his wacky new business venture, things are finally looking up for Rabbit, right? Wrong! Evil Bong is hot on Rabbit’s trail. With the help of the murderous Gingerdead Man, they crash the most balls out party of the century. But Gingerdead Man has plans of his own when he learns that the secret to becoming a real man is getting his cookies off.
Larnell
Sarah Leigh is in peril, the Gingerdead Man is after her for causing him to live his life as a gingerbread man. Her only hope is to team up with Larnell, who has problems of his own in the form of a magical talking bong named Eebee.
John
Lou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious ‘LDP’ – a renegade, spirit guide, life coach character who attempts to help John (John Patrick Jordan) get over a particularly disconcerting ex-girlfriend.
Larnell
An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong.
Larnell
Renowned herb connoisseur Tommy Chong returns in this sky-high horror comedy about a murderous smoking apparatus. The goofy and indelibly outré Evil Bong 2: King Bong is directed by low-budget genre "legend" Charles Band.
Scott Stifler
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
Tommy
Three college buddies search for sex in the summer holidays and end up starting a successful whorehouse.
Alpha President
Twenty-seven-year-old free spirit Tanner Easley has a plan to help his twenty-five-year-old workaholic brother, Kyle, lighten the hell up. When Kyle discovers Tanner's plan is to pose as college students and crash fraternity Rush Week - he's already neck-deep in free beer and hot coeds. In this effervescent, intelligent comedy - age is relative. Because "you're never too old, for the time of your life!"
Larnell
A group of stoners inhale more than they bargained for when they smoke from an evil bong in this campy comedy. The guys buy a vintage bong named EeBee from an ad in High Times magazine, but they have no idea the possessed pipe will gradually suck them into a horrifying surreal world. As they fight for their lives, EeBee's former owner (none other than Tommy Chong) -- the only one who understands the power of the bong -- tries to rescue them.
Andrew
On their way to Mexico, six students are stranded in a small town where years before a tragedy took place.
Eric Carson
In a big mansion, a scientist has been experimenting with humans and animals, mixing their DNA together.
Rufus McGillicuddy
A warrant brings Marshal John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw, cross-country to deliver a dangerous criminal. But, when they make a stand on behalf of a judge, can they defend a small town from the most ruthless gang in the West?