John Patrick Jordan

John Patrick Jordan

Nascimento : , America

História

John Patrick Jordan is an American actor primarily known for his roles in the Evil Bong franchise and American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love.

Perfil

John Patrick Jordan

Filmes

Intermate
Three women trapped on Earth from an alternate universe confront a repairman trying to save the multiverse by wrecking their reality-collapsing game.
Evil Bong 888: Infinity High
Larnell
When he's finally given a chance to go legit by opening a restaurant, Rabbit can't stop himself from sliding back to his old ways. With EeBee as his Master Chef, weed is definitely on the menu and this high-end joint is the toke of the town. Staffed with tons of familiar faces and fan favorite buds, will Rabbit end on a high note? Or will he be chopped by the cops in a kitchen nightmare that goes up in smoke.
Mank
Best Original Screenplay Announcer
A Hollywood da década de 1930 é vista pelo olhar crítico do roteirista Herman J. Mankiewicz, em meio aos seus esforços para terminar o roteiro de Cidadão Kane.
Butcher's Bake Off: Hell's Kitchen
(archive footage) (uncredited)
Follow The Gore Collector as his arcane adventures into splatter cinema and through the seventh circle of hell drag him BACK to the bunker, where it all began. Picking up where the previous entry left off, the only surviving member of the Circle of Psycho Surgeons has escaped and now The Gore Collector, Molly, and Tape Head must chase down the murderous maniac and make him pay for his perversity. But when a series of shocking events reveal the bunker might exist between the very walls of time itself, our gruesome crew must prepare for their transition into the real world. BUTCHER’S BAKE OFF: HELL’S KITCHEN supports this mind-bending “motion comic” story with a flurry of furious, hard-boiled clips from cuisine and cannabis-centric creature features like THE GINGERDEAD MAN series, GINGERDEAD MAN VS EVIL BONG, EVIL BONG 420 and many more. Get lost in the horrific haze of this, the strangest and sauciest entry in THE BUNKER OF BLOOD yet!
Flashout
Matthew
Three young women from a parallel universe play a blind date reality game that culminates in the euphoric Flashout. They get trapped on unfamiliar planet Earth by a reality repairman who must destroy their pleasure-filled game before the Multiverse is permanently altered.
Uma Troca de Natal
Alex Samson
Um acidente estranho faz com que duas mulheres magicamente troquem de corpo. Elas ensinam uma à outra lições valiosas sobre família, amor e a alegria de Natal.
Cães Selvagens
Officer Jack
Troy, Mad Dog e Diesel são libertados da prisão, mas encontram dificuldades em se adaptar a um estilo de vida comum. Certo dia, um mafioso lhes propõe um último trabalho que pode garantir uma vida confortável para o trio: sequestrar um bebê.
Killjoy's Psycho Circus
Larnell
Killjoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth! Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy and the sexy/psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new and excruciating ways.
Evil Bong: High 5
Larnell
EeBee the Evil Bong is back. And she's stoner - er - stronger than ever. With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in The Bong World for good, she once more sets about her plan for world domination.
Fearless
Steve 'Brewski' Brewster / Agent Armando Flores
A sequel to Music High, Fearless is a teenage beach bathing suit Musical-Comedy, filled with plenty of gorgeous gals and guys on the beach re-imagined from movies of the past Beach Party (1963) and Bikini Beach (1964) and Blue Crush (2002).
Evil Bong 420
Larnell
Polish your balls and head to the lanes. Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. It’s the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him celebrate his wacky new business venture, things are finally looking up for Rabbit, right? Wrong! Evil Bong is hot on Rabbit’s trail. With the help of the murderous Gingerdead Man, they crash the most balls out party of the century. But Gingerdead Man has plans of his own when he learns that the secret to becoming a real man is getting his cookies off.
Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong
Larnell
Sarah Leigh is in peril, the Gingerdead Man is after her for causing him to live his life as a gingerbread man. Her only hope is to team up with Larnell, who has problems of his own in the form of a magical talking bong named Eebee.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamond
John
Lou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious ‘LDP’ – a renegade, spirit guide, life coach character who attempts to help John (John Patrick Jordan) get over a particularly disconcerting ex-girlfriend.
Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong
Larnell
An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong.
Evil Bong 2: King Bong
Larnell
Renowned herb connoisseur Tommy Chong returns in this sky-high horror comedy about a murderous smoking apparatus. The goofy and indelibly outré Evil Bong 2: King Bong is directed by low-budget genre "legend" Charles Band.
American Pie Apresenta: O Livro do Amor
Scott Stifler
Rob, Nathan e Lube são três amigos que estão determinados a dar sequência à missão de conquistar as garotas dos seus sonhos. Depois de algumas tumultuadas tentativas, a maioria sem sucesso, eles acidentalmente descobrem uma verdadeira bíblia da sedução escondida na biblioteca da escola East Great Falls High.
Pimpin' Pee Wee
Tommy
Three college buddies search for sex in the summer holidays and end up starting a successful whorehouse.
Rushers
Alpha President
Twenty-seven-year-old free spirit Tanner Easley has a plan to help his twenty-five-year-old workaholic brother, Kyle, lighten the hell up. When Kyle discovers Tanner's plan is to pose as college students and crash fraternity Rush Week - he's already neck-deep in free beer and hot coeds. In this effervescent, intelligent comedy - age is relative. Because "you're never too old, for the time of your life!"
Evil Bong
Larnell
A group of stoners inhale more than they bargained for when they smoke from an evil bong in this campy comedy. The guys buy a vintage bong named EeBee from an ad in High Times magazine, but they have no idea the possessed pipe will gradually suck them into a horrifying surreal world. As they fight for their lives, EeBee's former owner (none other than Tommy Chong) -- the only one who understands the power of the bong -- tries to rescue them.
The Wailer
Andrew
On their way to Mexico, six students are stranded in a small town where years before a tragedy took place.
Dr. Moreau's House of Pain
Eric Carson
In a big mansion, a scientist has been experimenting with humans and animals, mixing their DNA together.
The Warrant: Breaker's Law
Rufus McGillicuddy
A warrant brings Marshal John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw, cross-country to deliver a dangerous criminal. But, when they make a stand on behalf of a judge, can they defend a small town from the most ruthless gang in the West?