Prostitute #1 (archive footage) (uncredited)
George Abitbol, the classiest man in the world, dies tragically during a cruise. The director of an American newspaper, wondering about the meaning of these intriguing final words, asks his three best investigators, Dave, Peter and Steven, to solve the mystery. (Sixteen French actors dub scenes from various Warner Bros. films to create a parody of Citizen Kane, 1941.)
Secretary
건설회사를 운영하는 호크 회장(Alonzo Hawk: 키난 윈 분)은 샌프란시스코에 세계 최고의 건물 호크플라자를 세우기로 한다. 그러나 신축부지에 있는 옛 소방서 건물에 사는 스타인메츠(Mrs. Steinmetz: 헬렌 헤이즈 분) 부인이 떠날 생각을 하지 않는다. 호크 회장은 순진한 변호사이며 조카인 윌로비(Willoughby Whitfield: 켄 베리 분)를 보내 계약서에 서명을 받도록 한다. 스타인메츠 부인은 마법의 자동차 허비와 니콜(Nicole Harris: 스테파니 파워즈 분)이라는 스튜어디스와 같이 살고 있는데, 소방서를 찾아간 윌로비는 니콜과 허비의 도움으로 호크의 본색을 알게 되고 함께 싸우기로 마음먹는다. 호크는 스타인메츠 부인을 쫓아내려고 허비를 훔치지만 실패하고 변호사들을 시켜 허비를 부수려하지만 또다시 실패한다. 화가 난 호크는 니콜과 윌로비가 외출한 틈을 타서 가구를 훔치지만 스타인메츠 부인은 보관 창고에 가서 다시 가구를 찾아온다. 계속 계획이 실패로 돌아가자 호크는 한밤중에 소방서를 부수게 하는데 이 계획을 알아챈 스타인메츠 부인은 철거업자에게 전화를 걸어 오히려 호크의 집을 부수게 만든다. 그러자 호크는 겉으로 호크플라자 건설을 포기하는 척하고 밤에 중장비를 몰고와서 소방서를 부수려고 한다. 허비는 저녁식사를 하고있던 니콜과 윌로비를 불러오고 다른 자동차들의 도움을 받아 호크 일당을 몰아낸다. 그리고 소방서를 구한 윌로비와 니콜은 허비를 타고 신혼여행을 떠난다.
Sandy Bridgestone
Little Richie Bridgestone goes to spend the weekend with his father at his secluded mountain cabin, and witnesses his father being attacked by 'a creature' that the boy recognizes as a werewolf. He tries to convince his mother and his therapist that his father is now a werewolf.
Cotton's Mother
A group of social misfits at a summer camp for boys run away to save penned-in buffaloes from a rifle club's slaughter.
Pauline
Two cowboys inherit a "social club" specializing in satisfying men.
Sharon Livingston
Jerry, a Southern California golf pro is the target for Diana a disturbed young woman who desires the death of her shrink, who alone realizes her psychotic potential and seeks to have her committed. She suggests to Jerry that they "swap" murders - she'll kill his golf rival and he'll reciprocate by killing her psychiatrist. When she holds up her half of the bargain, she expects him to follow through with his end.
Cleo Ruskin
Abby McClure, a widow with three sons, and Jake Iverson, a widower with a teenage daughter, begin dating and eventually decide to get married. But they're not prepared for the hostile reactions from their children, who are not very excited about the new union between the two families.
Jocelyn Montgomery
A man gives his friend a series of lessons on how to cheat on one's wife without being caught.
Jeanne D'Arville
Simon Cordier, a French magistrate and amateur sculptor comes into contact with a malevolent entity. The invisible - yet corporeal - being, called a "horla" is capable of limited psychokinesis and complete mind control.
Miss Lawrence
Amos Burke is an L.A. cop who's inherited millions and usually arrives at crime scenes in a chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce. Investigating the death of actress Julie Greer, he finds lots of suspects - but the killer's identity surprises him.
Liz Addams
Helmed by Edmond O'Brien, this slick crime thriller stars Jeffrey Hunter as naïve Matt Jameson, whose Korean War pal Vince Biskay talks Matt into helping commandeer nearly $4 million from a Central American dictator. After Vince is wounded in a gun battle as they're making off with the loot, the duo holes up at Matt's house -- where his boozy, promiscuous wife puts the moves on Vince.
Alice Nichols
American pilot Cliff Brandon, fighting the Japanese in China, finds himself the unintentional "owner" of a Chinese housekeeper, Shu-Jen. The unlikely couple falls in love and marries, but not without tragedy brought on by the war.
Audrey Nelson
A uranium prospector is eating a peanut butter sandwich in the desert where atom bomb tests are being done. He becomes radioactive, and helps the FBI break up an enemy spy ring.
Aimee
Meg (Julie DePaul), a woman in her thirties, took care of her sick mother for many years. When the woman dies, Meg is broken down, but thanks to the support of her friends she slowly recovers. However, she will soon face another shock - according to her mother's last will, Meg will only get their house together if she gets married within six months. The woman finds a website with a matrimonial announcement and selects five men from it, then invites them to a party...
