왕따에게도 왕따 당하던 8살 존(마크 월버그)의 크리스마스 소원으로 살아 움직이게 된 테드(세스 맥팔레인)! 무적의 썬더 버디로 30년 동안 철없고 끈끈한 우정을 이어가던 둘은 테드가 인간이 아니라 물건(?)이라는 법원의 판결로 멘붕에 빠진다. 빡친 테드는 존과 함께 자신의 인권(?)을 입증하기 위해 승률 99.8% 변호사 사만다(아만다 사이프리드)를 찾아가는데……
The major sub-plot circles around the youngest Griffin, Stewie, who has a near-death experience at a pool when a lifeguard chair falls on him, but he survives. After having a vision of being in Hell, he decides to change his ways, but this doesn't last long. While watching television, he and Brian spot a man that looks like Stewie. Brian is convinced that he is Stewie's real father, until Stewie learns that the man is actually himself as an adult, taking a vacation from his own time period. Baby Stewie visits thirty years later to discover that his adult self, going by the name Stu, is a single blue-collar middle-aged virgin working at a Circuit City-type store. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois are trying to teach their two older kids, Meg and Chris, to date. In the future, Chris, who hasn't changed much, is working as a cop and is married to a foul-mouthed hustler named Vanessa. Meg is now called Ron, since she had a sex-change after college. Written by pepperann210
