Lionel Abelanski

Lionel Abelanski

출생 : 1964-10-22, Paris, France

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Lionel Abelanski (born 22 October 1964) is a French actor. Abelanski was born in Paris, France. He has appeared in television and film roles since 1989. In 1999 he was nominated for the César Award for Most Promising Actor for the film Train of Life (1998). Source: Article "Lionel Abelanski" from Wikipedia in English, licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0.

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14 jours pour aller mieux
Luc
Maxime, an ambitious and Cartesian executive, thinks only of his career and his future marriage to Nafège, the daughter of his boss. On the verge of burnout, alone in not realizing it, he finds himself embarked by his future stepfather Romain in the middle of his worst nightmare... A well-being course supervised by Clara and Luc, a couple of "clairvoyants", with trainees more lunar than each other. 14 days to get better, during which his principles and prejudices will be subjected to the zenitude and benevolence regime!
베르나데트
Yvon Molinier
When she arrived at the Elysée Palace, Bernadette Chirac expected to finally get the place she deserved, she who had always worked in the shadow of her husband to make him president. Put aside because she was considered too old-fashioned, Bernadette decided to take her revenge by becoming a major media figure.
Les petites victoires
Between her roles as mayor and teacher in the small village of Kerguen, Alice's days are very full. When an unexpected new student, 60-year-old Emile, finally decides to learn to read and write, her daily life threatens to become unmanageable. Especially since Alice will also have to save her village and her school...
Happy 50
Laurent
To celebrate Yves’ 50th birthday, his friends plan to take him to the sunny paradise of Paros in Greece. But due to a cancelled flight, the holiday will take place in a far less glamorous and much rainier destination: Yves’ family home in Brittany. During the vacation, their bonds are challenged by Antoine’s constant complaining, Yves’ pride, Baptiste’s superstition and Laurent’s jealousy of Jean-Mich’s perfect life and family. On top of that, Antoine’s supposedly harmless joke – offering Yves a DNA ancestry test – has unforeseen consequences…
Je t'aime, filme-moi!
This film is a tribute to love, a tribute to cinema. Our two main characters take us with them into the intimacy of "real people". We cross the roads of France with them, in their different vans and pick-up trucks transformed for the occasion into mini movie studios. Their concept: to film "declarations of love" and to deliver them directly by van to their recipients. And we discover, as we go along, that our duo and their own personal adventures are subtly intertwined with the people they film. This mix of genres offers several universes to the spectator in order to make him question himself about love.
Zaï Zaï Zaï Zaï
Membre du comité de soutien
Imagine a world where the worst behaviour you could ever have is to forget your store's loyalty card in your other trousers...that's what happens to Adrien. This serious misconduct forces him to go into hiding, as both police and media hunt him down.
Amis
Serge
The Lost Prince
le jouet catcheur (voix)
Djibi lives alone with Sofia, his 8-year-old daughter. Every night, he invents a story to put him to sleep. When Sofia falls asleep, these extraordinary stories come to life somewhere in an imaginary world inhabited by knights, pirates and other dragons. In this world that belongs only to them, Sofia is always the princess to save, and the brave Prince is none other than Djibi himself. But 3 years later, the entry of Sofia to the college will mark the end of her childhood. To the despair of her father, she no longer needs her stories at night. On the one hand, Djibi will have to accept that his daughter will grow up and move away from him. On the other hand, in the World of Stories, the Prince will have to face the most epic of all his adventures. Find your destiny in a world where it no longer has a place.
Tout se mérite
Stéphane
록산느
'Poupou'
What does Cyrano de Bergerac do at a chicken farmer? This is the problem of Raymond, who has always kept his passion for the theater hidden. But when he is threatened with bankruptcy, he decides to try everything for the whole.
Encore un instant
Max
Just a Gigolo
Gilles
How to live happy and rich without working? To be Gigolo. But after 25 years of living with Denise, Alex the "gigolo" gets fired without notice and finds himself on the street. Forced to move to his sister and his nephew of 10 years, he then has an obsession: find quickly a rich heiress.
The Name of the Son
Fred
Tina and Fred, a couple in their fifties, are desperate in their search for a boy's name. But for whom? And why? A thoughtful look at a social issue.
시라노, 마이 러브
Bailiff
10년째 글만 써오며 재능을 낭비해오던 에드몬드는 자신을 자극시킬 새로운 영감을 통해 희대의 작품 [시라노]를 쓰게 되고, 무대에 올릴 수 있는 절호의 기회가 찾아온다. 하지만, 과정은 순탄치만은 않은데, 과연 모든 난관을 이겨내고 성공적인 커튼콜을 할 수 있을까?
On refait les grands duos d'humour
Les Municipaux (Ces héros)
Le maire
Blockbuster
Simon
Dumped over a video he made to amuse his ailing dad, a heartsick Jérémy hatches an elaborate scheme to win back his superhero-loving girlfriend, Lola.
룸(헤)이츠
Copain Yvan 4
Delphine and Yvan divorce. While his financial situation does not allow him to find a home, Yvan remembers that he owns 20% of his ex-wife's house. He then returned to live with Delphine, in his 20%. The two ex will discover the joys of forced housemates.
Pleins feux
Michel Labevil
파리의 밤이 열리면
Lolo
친화력 갑(甲), 주종불문 알코올 러버, 파리 극장 운영주 루이지는 직원들의 파업으로 내일 있을 연극 첫 공연의 막을 올리지 못할 위기에 처한다. 그에게 주어진 시간은 단 하룻밤뿐! 직원들에게 밀린 월급을 줄 돈과 연극 무대에 오를 원숭이를 찾아나서는 여름 밤의 모험이 시작된다. 그러나 예상치 못한 만남들이 루이지를 기다리고 있는데…
Du vent dans les branches de sassafras
Œil-de-Perdrix / Œil-de-Lynx
Pearlies
Dad
Pearlies is a story about a little mouse, but not just any mouse. It is THE little mouse, or tooth fairy, of your childhood. The one that brought you your first coin in exchange for the tooth under your pillow. In everybody's mind, the little mouse is a benevolent and generous character... What if it isn't ? What if it is actually a neurotic psychopath obsessing about its collection of dental trophies? If a tooth is missing, it simply must be replaced. By any means necessary...
The First, the Last
L'homme de l'entrepôt
Apocalyptic neo-western about two gangsters, a town full of crazy people and Jesus...
넘버원 전화사기단
Lefèvre
별다른 직업 없이 범죄, 사기로 하루하루를 연명하는 백수 질베르는 우연히 친구를 통해 발신자 전화번호를 마음대로 바꿀 수 있는 '게이트웨이' 프로그램을 알게된다. 이 프로그램으로 쉽게 돈을 가로챌 수 있는 보이스피싱 사기를 계획하는 질베르. 사람들이 생각보다 쉽게 속자, 질베르는 판을 키워 거대 은행을 상대로 한 새로운 프로젝트를 준비하게 된다. 하지만, 이 모든 계획을 눈치챈 경찰이 질베르를 향한 수사망을 점점 좁혀오게 되면서 큰 위험에 빠지게 되는데…
Un petit jeu sans conséquence
Patrick
Claire and Bruno have been an established couple, an "institution" for twelve years. During a day in the countryside gathering all their loved ones, they will, by play, pretend that they separate. Resumed in 2015 with Bruno Solo, Isabelle Gélinas, Bruno Salomone, Constance Dollé and Lionel Abelanski who takes over the role of Patrick already held in 2004 in the film. Live broadcast on April 27, 2015 live from the Paris theater on France 2.
Tu es si jolie ce soir
Prosecutor Vadim, who has an uneasy relationship with his glamorous wife Chanéac, vanishes at the time a psycho is offing club girls to the strains of the "Tu es si jolie ce soir" song.
The Law
Antoine Veil
Directed by French Director Christian Faure and released in 2014, The Law brilliantly traces three days, in late Fall 1974, of stormy debate in the French National Assembly, around a bill which would make "voluntary termination of pregnancy" legal. Behind this bill stands a lone woman brilliantly played by a remarkable Emmanuelle Devos (also in The Other Son): Simone Veil the Minister of Health in the Jacques Chirac government during the presidency of Valéry Giscard d'Estaing. During these three days of violent debate Veil, a Jew and Holocaust survivor, is spared nothing: political negotiations, solitude, sparring arguments, insults and violence to her family. In spite of all of this, Veil never wavers.
Au nom des fils
Pierre Chasseuil
매직 인 더 문라이트
Doctor
1928년 유럽을 사로잡은 중국인 스타마술사 웨이링수. 모두가 감쪽같이 속은 그의 진짜 정체는 스탠리라는 이름의 영국인이다. 세계 최고의 마술사임에도 불구하고 눈에 보이지 않는 것은 그 무엇도 믿지 않는 스탠리는 어느 날 동료 마술사로부터 심령술사 소피의 이야기를 듣게 된다. 영혼을 불러내 무엇이든 맞히며 남부프랑스의 카트리지 가문을 쥐락펴락 하고 있는 소피의 심령술이 가짜라고 확신한 스탠리는 그녀의 정체를 밝혀내기 위해 남부프랑스로 향한다. 하지만 놀랍게도 소피는 누구에게도 말한 적 없는 그의 가족에 얽힌 비밀까지 모두 밝혀내고, 혼란에 빠진 스탠리는 설상가상 그녀의 묘한 매력에 빠져들게 되는데...
꼬마 니콜라의 여름방학
L'architecte des bacs à sable
여름방학을 맞아 가족들과 함께 바캉스를 떠난 니콜라! 여친 마리와의 이별의 아쉬움을 뒤로 한 채 니콜라는 바닷가 여행지에서 새로운 친구들을 사귄다. 호텔 주인 아들이라 바캉스가 따로 없는 ‘블레즈’, 뭐든지 주워먹는 땅그지 ‘프뤽튀에’, 영국식 영어 액센트 불어를 작렬하는 ‘드조드조’, 하루 종일 징징대는 울보 ‘크레팽’, 완전 짜증나는 우기기 대장 ‘꼼므’까지! 그런데 이게 웬 날벼락? 아빠 친구의 딸인 부릅뜬 눈의 수상한 그녀 ‘이자벨’과 결혼시켜야겠다는 것이 아닌가! 마리와의 결혼을 꿈꾸던 니콜라는 억지로 생긴 이 ‘썸녀’를 제거하기 위해 친구들과 작전에 나선다. 그런데 허걱~ 자꾸만 이자벨에게 눈길이 가는데… 니콜라의 잊지 못할 여름방학은 지금부터 시작이다!
Barbecue
Laurent
On his 50th birthday, a man who's been watching his weight, health and temper all his life suffers a heart attack. He's been doing everything he was told he should do and it still didn't help. He decides to turn the page and let loose.
Kidon
Eric
"Kidon" begins in the morning of the 18th of February 2010 in Tel-Aviv when the whole world wakes up discovering, on the front page of all the newspapers, pictures of the Mossad agents caught while killing Mahmoud al Mabhouh in Dubai a month earlier. It was the first time that simple security cameras of a hotel caught secret agents red-handed, what's more Israeli agents. But without doubt, the most surprised of all were the Mossad leaders who were the only ones to know for sure that the 3 men and the woman, whose faces were in all the newsrooms of the world, had nothing to do with them. From then on, a race against time is undertaken hoping to understand why everything is aiming at them.
Boule & Bill
Directeur de l'école
Buddy is an abandoned young cocker spaniel waiting dejectedly in his cage for a kind, new owner to adopt him. Suddenly, Billy, a little boy whose hair is as red as Buddy's, appears. It's love at first sight and the beginning of a great friendship. But for Billy's parents, this is where the trouble begins.
피카소: 명작스캔들
Max Jacob
1907년, 파리에 정착한 가난한 예술가 파블로 피카소는 몇 달간 매달린 충격의 문제작 ‘아비뇽의 처녀들’을 공개하지만 거장 마티스를 비롯한 예술계의 외면을 받을 뿐이다. 피카소는 그의 화풍을 지지한 단 한 사람, 조르주 브라크와 함께 입체파를 창시하고 점차 돈과 명성을 얻게 되지만 첫사랑 페르낭드와의 사이가 삐걱대기 시작한다. 그러던 어느날 피카소의 절친 기욤 아폴리네르가 모나리자 도난사건에 휘말리게 되면서 파리 전체가 발칵 뒤집히는데…
Rue Mandar
Serge
When their beloved Polish immigrant mother passes away, the sisters Emma (Kiberlain) and Rosemonde (Devos), and their brother, Charles (Berry), are obliged to deal with the personal and physical aftereffects, which include the cozy, old fashioned flat where she lived on the movie’s titular street (located in the heart of Paris’ chic 2nd arrondissement).
투캅스 인 파리
Daniel Cardinet
거물급 조직 보스 ‘바버리스’를 체포할 증거를 찾기 위해 수개월째 수사에 매진중인 형사 ‘오스’는 관할구역의 쓰레기더미에서 사체로 발견된 여성의 죽음이 ‘바버리스’와 관련돼 있음을 직감한다. 그러나 파리 범죄수사대 소속 형사 ‘몽주’가 이 사건을 맡게 되고 두 사람은 서로 사건을 진행하려 하며 치열한 기싸움을 시작한다. 결국 상부의 명령으로 협동수사를 진행하게 된 두 형사. 그러나 오직 승진만을 꿈꾸며 사건을 빨리 해결하려는 ‘몽주’와 본능에 의지해 사건을 파헤치며 사고를 터뜨리기 일쑤인 ‘오스만’은 사사건건 부딪히며 수사를 더 꼬이게 만드는데…
Ten Minutes from Naturists
Michel Morin, concierge des Langlois
Family caretakers Brussels advantage of the absence of his patrons to exchange a beautiful property against a holiday villa in Sunset Island ... They just did not know a small detail: Island Sunset is 100% nude! Meanwhile, the Levantains arrive in Brussels to promote a directive that could undress throughout Europe...
플레이어스
The seminar director
프레드(장 뒤자르댕)과 그렉(질 를르슈)은 친구의 아내에게 외박 알리바이까지 만들어주는 의리(?)로 뭉친 절친. 오늘도 굶주린 이 늑대들은 어딘가에 꼭 있을 것만 같은 꿈속의 여인을 찾는다. '바람피는 건 수컷의 본능'이라고 외치면서도 다른 한편으로는 운명적 사랑에 목마른 이 두 남자! 아내들의 눈을 피해 섹스의 천국! 환락의 도시! '라스베가스'로 향할 꿈에 들뜨는데…
The Art of Seduction
Julien
Jean-François is a psychoanalyst in love with one of his patients. When she decides to stop therapy, Jean-François at last feels free to seduce the woman. Paralyzed when in front of his object of love, Jean-François accumulates blunders of every kind. He hence turns to Julien, one his patients who is in therapy to overcome his compulsive-obsessive flirting disorder. It's a totally absurd initiative on Jean-François's part. But, even so...
Au bas de l'échelle
Gilou
Mademoiselle Drot
Hervé Chambart-Martin
멀고도 가까운
Godin adulte
일본 만화가 다니구치 지로의 대표작 가운데 하나로서 각종 세계 최우수 작품상을 수상했던 을 바탕으로 만든 작품. 어느 날 아침, 한 남자가 십대의 모습으로 돌아간 자신의 모습을 발견한다. (2012 룩셈부르크 영화 특별전)
Imogène McCarthery
Aneurin Archaft
Elle est rousse. Elle est écossaise. Elle aime le rugby et la cornemuse. Elle vit à Londres, mais se considère en exil. Elle a un fichu caractère et une sacrée descente au whisky. Elle s’appelle Imogène Mc Carthery… du clan des McLeod !
Protect and Serve
Le moniteur de tir
A pair of bumbling French cops team up to take on the underworld.
더 콘서트
Jean-Paul Carrère
30년 전, 유대인을 숨겨줬단 이유로 볼쇼이 교향악단에서 지휘자 자리를 박탈당한 안드레이. 그는 복귀의 그날 만을 꿈꾸며 볼쇼이 극장에서 말단 청소부로 버티고 있다. 그러던 어느날, 볼쇼이에 파리의 극장에서 초청공문이 날라오고 공문을 몰래 가로챈 안드레이는 절친한 친구 샤샤와 함께 30년 전 못다한 공연의 설욕무대를 몰래 준비하려 하는데...
Ticket Gagnant
Benoît Vautrin
So Happy Together
Charly, le directeur de l'auto-école
Famille : Groupe de personnes réunies par des liens de parenté et un fort sentiment de solidarité morale et matérielle. Quand Alain a épousé Nathalie, il ne savait pas qu'il épouserait aussi sa famille. Ce samedi, comme toutes les semaines, ils sont invités à dîner chez son beau-frère, Jean-Pierre à Créteil. C'est vrai, Alain en a marre de ces dîners familiaux, mais il ne sait pas encore ce qui l'attend véritablement ce soir-là... Ni les jours qui suivent
Safari
Benoît
Richard Dacier owns a tour agency specialized on organizing safaris for European tourists eager to confront the African wild life. Actually, he took the job after his father and never went into the savanna by himself. As he owes big money to some mobster, he is compelled to convey a fake tourist, with a suspicious suitcase, toward Mozambic. To avoid suspicion from the authorities, he is supposed to tour a group of tourists as usual. The only problem - he is completely unexperienced as a guide!
Le syndrome de Jerusalem
Israeli pothead brave young (Liron Levo) in love with a Russian prostitute (Lucy Dovinz'ik), and decides to release it at all costs from the hands of a pimp Groseini. To do so he had to steal a taxi service, with passengers kinds of things: a French businessman resembles that of Jonah, and trying to flee from God (Lionel Ablnsky), a soldier and a soldier in a romantic relationship complicated, Rohnyakit kind is on its way to the festival like a desert and a yeshiva student who was busy on a mission to the Holy, delivery of a rabbi who is considered a rare streimel him to Christ. all passengers justified recruits for the liberation of the prostitute, and find themselves fleeing for their lives from the pimp. They find themselves in a chain of unexpected events that make their escape entertaining and meaningful journey for each and every one of them.
Sagan
Bernard Frank
A biopic of famous French writer Françoise Sagan, best known for her groundbreaking first book, Bonjour Tristesse.
Daddy Cool
Guy
The story about the age gap between a scientist father, Philipe Le Tallec, and his newly discovered teen aged daughter, Eglantine.
Blindfold
Denis
La plus belle fille du monde
A woman decides to seduce a man reading in a park. However, it may not go as she intended.
어톤먼트
Frenchman
1935년 영국, 부유한 집안의 아름다운 딸 세실리아(키이라 나이틀리)는 시골 저택에서 여름을 보내던 중 가정부의 아들이자 세실리아 집안의 도움으로 캠브리지 의대를 졸업한 로비(제임스 맥어보이)와 마주친다. 어릴 때부터 서로에게 애틋한 마음이 있었지만 서로의 신분 차이 때문에 애써 자신의 마음을 부정하며 고백하지 못하던 이들은 그날 밤 서로의 사랑을 확인한다. 하지만 이들을 지켜본 세실리아의 동생 브라이오니의 오해로 로비는 억울한 누명을 쓰고 전쟁터로 끌려가게 된다. 이후 세실리아는 로비가 전쟁터에서 돌아오기만을 기다리며 간호사로 일하게 되고, 로비 또한 세실리아를 다시 만난다는 단 하나의 일념으로 전쟁터에서 살아남기 위해 애쓰는데…
I Hate My Best Friends' Kids
Fred
Zone libre
Simon
Poltergay
Salopette
Marc and Emma move into a new house but have no idea that their basement was a gay nightclub. To make matters worse, the club was destroyed by fire, and now the house is haunted by the ghosts of five gay clubbers.
Those Happy Days
le conducteur de train
Set in 1992, a manager Vincent has to run a children's holiday camp for three weeks and to face the unexpected concerning the place, his colleagues, various problems linked to children about the rooms, trips, their belongings...
Not Here to Be Loved
Thierry, Fiancé de Françoise
Jean-Claude Delsart, a 50 years-old bailiff, with his worn-out smile and heart, abandoned a long time ago the idea that life could give him pleasures. Until the day, he dares to push the doors of a tango lesson...
Itinéraires
Maître Campion
It is the end of the judicial control of Thierry Chartier, 18 years old. He was a virgin in Heuzecourt, a small village in the north of France populated by farmers and retired miners, where his paternal grandmother lived. He earns his living by helping out in the fields, he helps his grandmother, and would like to take over the farm. But, following an incident, he is condemned to seven years of criminal imprisonment, for complicity of murder, Thierry leaves on parole with an English diploma and a tattoo. But above all a guilt forever anchored. It is now up to him to rebuild his life.
친구로 남기를 바래
Daniel
The two friends Claude and Serge are fundamentally different in their temperament. Similarities arise only when they try to have a relationship with a woman, because both fail equally. While Claude is simply too shy to even start a relationship, let alone meet a woman, Serge is too jumpy to have a relationship. Together they go in search of the great love in all sorts of curious situations, from the self-help group on speed dating to wedding celebrations of strangers - in the hunt for the right woman, they are no way too far.
An Innocent Little Game
Patrick
Claire et Bruno forment depuis douze ans un couple établi, une "institution". Au cours d'une journée à la campagne réunissant tous leurs proches, ils vont, par jeu, prétendre qu'ils se séparent.
Narco
Le directeur du supermarché
Gustave Klopp suffers from narcolepsy, he can fall asleep everwhere at anytime whithout warning. Living a simple life with his wife Pam and his best friend Lenny Bar, Gus decides to undergo therapy sessions and finds out that he can make incredible comics from his dreams.
The Great Role
Simon Laufer
When a famous American film director, Rudolph Grichenberg, comes to Paris to cast a Yiddish version of 'The Merchant of Venice,' Maurice Kurtz and his friends try out for the role of Shylock. Thinking he has finally been cast in an important film role after years of obscurity, Maurice rushes home to tell his beloved wife, Perla. Later, Maurice discovers the part has gone to a famous American star, but he must play the role of his life to be sure Perla, who has become very ill with cancer, doesn't find out.
The Pleasure Is All Mine
Oscar
A beautiful, self-centered young woman's life turns upside down when she suddenly "loses her clitoris" (i.e. her ability to have an orgasm).
Bed and Breakfast
Philippe
Tired of their stressful parisian lifestyle, Caroline and Bertrand decide to start a new life, running a traditional gîte in deepest Provence. It is not long before they start to question the wisdom of this move – the buldings are in a state of near-dilapidation, their friend and supposed partner Sophie has walked out on them, and they are but a stone’s throw from a far more attarctive holiday home, catering for gay men. Will this change be as good as a rest or the start of a nightmare?
파멜라 로즈 살인사건
Thomas Filbee
본스빌이라는 작은 마을에서 어느 날 미스테리한 사건이 발생했다. 파멜라 로즈라는 여성이 살해당했지만 도무지 범인을 잡기가 쉽지 않은 것. 이 까다로운 사건을 해결하기 위해 본스빌을 찾은 두 형사 ‘불릿’과 ‘리퍼’. 대담한 행동과 엉뚱한 해결책으로 주변인들을 놀라게 하는 ‘불릿’과 치밀하고 이성적인 접근을 중시하는 ‘리퍼’의 첫 만남은 그다지 좋지 않았지만 사건을 해결해나가며 점차 그들에게는 동지애가 생기게 된다. 보안관들을 포함, 마주치는 주민들마저 어딘가 이상하고 의심스럽게만 보이는 이 마을에서 두 형사는 과연 범인을 찾아낼 수 있을까?
The Dope
Perez
Alphonse Brown, who firmly believes he is the bastard son of James Brown, meets up with his best friend Scotch after Brown gets out of jail. On their way to Paris to begin careers as recording artists, the pair stumbles across a potent type of marijuana that was engineered by the Nazis. Their decision to begin selling the stuff leads to a variety of people chasing after them.
Belphegor, Phantom of the Louvre
Simonnet
A collection of artifacts from an archeological dig in Egypt are brought to the famous Louvre museum in Paris, and while experts are using a laser scanning device to determine the age of a sarcophagus, a ghostly spirit escapes and makes its way into the museum's electrical system.
My Wife Is an Actress
Georges
A "normal" guy who is married to a hot actress gets worried that she is involved with her costar. This worry turns into jealousy and causes problems in their relationship. This is a story about trust and a comedy about the actions between men and women.
Nationale 7
Roland
In a nursing home for disabled near Toulon, René is unanimously hated by all. With fifty years and suffering from myopathy, has an irascible, rebellious character. But not resist provocations candor and uprightness of Julie, a special educator rookie. He confesses he wants to make love to a woman before her degenerative disease definitely catch it. Then Julie goes after one of the prostitutes who work in caravans along the N7.
Influence Peddling
Serge
Maxime and Gerard are a couple of white-collar criminals condemned to 5 years in prison. Sandrine Athan, an honest and principled young police officer, is assigned the banal task of escorting them to the nearest prison in Melun. Things get complicated when killers try to knock them off. Meanwhile, they must contend with strikes which have paralyzed the country and make travelling a nightmare. Added to this mess are the prisoners' many botch escape attempts. All these complications turn a simple transfer into a hellish adventure.
Les Parasites
Mathias, dit Schizo
Oulage has it all planned: New Year's eve, at the stroke of midnight, he'll finally kiss Brigitte, the girl he's madly in love with. That'll be the moment, because Brigitte is having a costume party. Oulage has it all planned—except for the fact that Brigitte has also invited a gang of truly parasitical friends: an old girl friend who never leaves Brigitte's side, a manic-depressive police officer, a paranoid psychopath, a cannabis-addict suffering withdrawal pains, a stunning Cuban woman on the prowl for immigration papers, and many others who do everything to ruin Oulage's life.
생명의 기차
Shlomo
슬로모(Shlomo)가 걱정스런 소식을 가지고 마을로 돌아온다. 그 소식은 이웃 마을의 유태인 거주자들이 나치에 의해 추방되었다는 것. 마을 사람들은 밤새 고민한 끝에 마을 원로회(the Old People's Board)를 소집, 마을의 공공 자산으로 낡은 기차를 구입하려 한다...
La Femme du cosmonaute
Yves
Anna and her husband Jean-Paul have to face a long and difficult separation since Jean-Paul is a spationaut. Thanks to a video device they can see each other and communicate... But definitely not for the best!
Didier
Charlie Abitbol
Jean-Pierre Costa is a football manager upon whom fate appears not to be smiling. First, a friend, Annabelle, dumps a pet Labrador named Didier on him whilst she goes off to make a report in Los Angeles. Next, one of his star players is injured, leaving him one player short for a crucial match. As if things could not get any worse, Costa wakes up one morning to find that that Didier has been transformed into a man...
A Saturday on Earth
Collègue Michel
A series of seemingly unconnected events and 50 important speaking parts make this film a jigsaw puzzle to be solved by the viewer. Martin and Claire were separated in childhood, and are brought together by a series of coincidences. A tragic car crash is central to the story, but seemingly unimportant events can hold great significance. Through a montage of different film stock and techniques director Diane Bertrand creates pieces of a puzzle, from which the viewer has to piece together a story. That's the premise of the film, and it is solvable. You just have to work a bit...
Delphine 1, Yvan 0
Thierry
C'est une histoire d'amour banale présentée comme un match de foot ordinaire. Ce sont donc Thierry Roland et Jean-Michel Larqué qui commentent, avec leurs mots (d'amour) et leurs noms (d'oiseaux), la première année de vie en couple de Delphine et Yvan, filmés pas à pas, dans leurs ébats et leurs éclats.
Douce France
Le Vendeur
In this French comedy, the young adult children of working-class Arab immigrants living in the projects of suburban Paris endeavor to find a suitable cultural identity. The story centers on four young men in their 20s: Farida, who tries to live according to family traditions; his rebellious sister Souad, who wants to be as Westernized as possible and works at a fast-food outlet; her ex-boyfriend, Jean Luc, who wants to be an immigrant lawyer; and his friend Moussa. The film is comprised of brief incidents from their lives.
La Classe américaine
Dubbing Voice (voice)
George Abitbol, the classiest man in the world, dies tragically during a cruise. The director of an American newspaper, wondering about the meaning of these intriguing final words, asks his three best investigators, Dave, Peter and Steven, to solve the mystery. (Sixteen French actors dub scenes from various Warner Bros. films to create a parody of Citizen Kane, 1941.)
Abattée
Jacques
La Famille Zappon
Marco
Directed by Amar Arhab, Fabrice Michelin. With Christian Sinniger, Viviane Marcenaro, Marius Colucci, Sibylle Blanc.
Cardio
Philippe