José María Sacristán
Nascimento : 1957-04-03, Madrid, Spain
Director instituto
Modesto é um professor que às vezes vê pessoas mortas. Isto não só lhe custou uma fortuna com psiquiatras, mas também o fez ser demitido de todas as escolas onde trabalhava. Sua sorte muda quando ele consegue um lugar em Monforte e deve ensinar cinco estudantes que transformaram uma universidade de prestígio em uma casa de horrores. Modesto precisa conseguir que os cinco estudantes passem de ano e saiam de lá de uma vez por todas. Mas não vai ser fácil: todos os cinco estão mortos há vinte anos.
Inspector Policía Nacional
Quarto filme da série sobre o policial Torrente. Desta vez o protagonista, depois de várias tentativas de viver uma vida digna, decide aceitar um perigoso trabalho, que o levará a enfrentar um dos momentos mais críticos de sua carreira.
Jewelry Shop Owner
Georgia (Nia Vardalos) é uma americana de origem grega que trabalha como guia turística acompanhando viajantes justamente.... pela Grécia. Ela vive entediada, uma vez que o grupo de turistas parece curtir mais as compras de camisetas do que aprender alguma coisa sobre história. Esse choque de personalidades e culturas deixa a situação da jovem cada vez pior. Até um dia em que aparece um turista muito especial, o senhor Irv Gordon (Richard Dreyfuss). É ele quem vai mostrar a ela as possibilidades de viver de forma feliz, aconselhando a moça a prestar atenção naquele que Georgia jamais imaginaria que pudesse se apaixonar: o grego e sexy motorista de ônibus Poupi (Alexis Georgoulis).
Churchman 2
Nos primeiros anos do século XIX, em meio ao radicalismo da Inquisição e à iminente invasão da Espanha pelas tropas de Napoleão Bonaparte (Craig Stevenson), o gênio artístico do pintor espanhol Francisco Goya (Stellan Skarsgård) é reconhecido na corte do Rei Carlos IV (Randy Quaid). Inés (Natalie Portman), a jovem modelo e musa do pintor, é presa sob a falsa acusação de heresia. Nem as intervenções do influente Frei Lorenzo (Javier Bardem), também retratado por Goya, conseguem evitar que ela seja brutalmente torturada nos porões da Igreja. Estes personagens e os horrores da guerra, com os seus fantasmas, alimentam a pintura de Goya, testemunha atormentada de uma época turbulenta.
Maitre
Pelayo is leaving to work for his uncle Lorenzo and to find a nice girl to settle down with. Pelayo arrives to find out that Lorenzo's "business" is in fact a male strip show and Lorenzo's dancers are a laughing stock. Lorenzo has all his money tied up in his wedding with ex-prostitute Palmira. With Pelayo arriving life turns upside down. Can Lorenzo keep his infidelities a secret and his crew off the streets? Can Pelayo keep from falling for a prostitute on his way to finding a wife?
Encargado gasolinera
Fernando (Fernando Tejero) is a loser. A gray type, without ambition, that works like bookcases distributor in a supermarket of the quarter. In his free short whiles, he is a substitute keeper of a football team, a third regional one. In all the season he has not played a single minute. But the last Sunday of the league the referee indicates penalty and the regular keeper injures itself. Fernando must occupy the goal for the first time. If penalty scores, the team of the district will proclaim champion. If no, all the effort of a year will not have been worth for anything. When the penalty is just about to be kicked, a group of indignant fans with the referee invades the field and prevents the kick. The competition committee decides that the penalty must play the following Sunday, in the same goal, with same players and the field closed to the public. El Penalti más largo del mundo, (The Longest Penalty Shot in the World) is exactly the history of that week of delay.
Patrocinador
"Escuela de seducción" is an acceptable comedy which deals, for the umpteenth time, with the war of the sexes using misunderstandings and fake personalities as dramatic resources. The premise is by no means original, but this is something most films lack nowadays, and therefore the result could have been more than acceptable.
Rodolfo
Rafael Gonzalez (Guillermo Toledo) é um homem chique, que trabalha como vendedor de uma sofisticada loja de departamentos. Rafael sonha em ser promovido para o cargo de gerente da loja, mas perde a disputa para Don Antonio (Luis Varela). Sentindo-se ameaçado, ele discute com Don Antonio e acidentalmente provoca sua morte. A situação é presenciada por Lourdes (Mónica Cervera), uma vendedora obsessiva que passa a chantagear Rafael. Nervoso, Rafael busca agora um meio de se livrar de Lourdes de uma vez por todas e para tanto tenta planejar um crime perfeito.
Elenco: Elenco: Guillermo Toledo, Mónica Cervera, Luis Varela, Enrique Villén, Fernando Tejero...
Cliente video club
Fali (Oscar Jaenada) has been blessed with an ample gift below the belt. But his extra-large asset ends up getting him into trouble when he agrees to help his friend (Antonio Dechent) get rid of his annoying lover and save his marriage. Fali's romantic entanglements are all the more hilarious considering the only reason he's doing it is so he can get the dream car he's always wanted: a brand-new BMW.
Camionero #1
In an odd destiny coincidence and hospital employee reiceives some important and confident information from a dying old man. He shares it with one friend and both start a crazy and extravangant adventure.
The night of San Juan, Miguel murders his associate. Two elderly people are witness to the crime and predict that all of his dreams will come true thereafter. He will know the price he has to pay when he sees a black cat with a moon shaped mark on its forehead. Twenty-two years later a messenger begins to see all his dreams come true...
Policía
Paseante #1
Welcome to another edition of the legendary 150 meter race of Callao.
Trabajador
In Madrid, Azu's husband Filipe is smug and boorish, but it's his money she slips to family members constantly in need of cash and that she uses to buy gifts for her lover, Pablo. Things start to fall apart when Pablo wants to leave her and when Filipe wants to evict Azu's cousin from a butcher shop he rents. Azu hatches a plan that relies on her sister, her cousin the butcher, and his mentally-challenged delivery man. When things start to go wrong, can Azu make them right?
Rosario
An honest and humble gypsy lives in a poor neighborhood with his family until something unexpected changes his life forever.
Sr. Morientes
The adventures of a group of secondary school . Juan, one of the group, falls in love with Sara, the new girl.
Bar customer 2
Julia, a real estate agent, finds an enormous amount of money hidden in a dead man's apartment, a stroke of luck that will force her to face the wrath of the very peculiar inhabitants of the condominium, headed by an unscrupulous administrator.
Camarero
Empapelador
Beldar e Sonja é um casal de ladrões, que pertencem ao universo dos magos e feitiçaria. Na cripta da ordem dos mil olhos, uma seita má, eles encontram e roubam uma pedra preciosa, amaldiçoada e o feitiço é transmitido sobre eles. Depois de cair e ficar inconsciente Beldar acorda em outro mundo, o mundo real. Ele sofreu uma metamorfose e agora habita no corpo de um adolescente com acne de 16 anos, que tem o nome de Ramon. Ramon Assustado percebe que Beldar é o personagem que existe no vídeo game e é o herói que sempre desejou ser. Agora eles tem que se unir para desfazer o feitiço.
Padre de Lisa
Since he began to work, Domingo lives against the trend: he sleeps during the day, care for her younger sister in the afternoon and at night vacuums in a department store.
Schauve
An emotionally distant father attempts to reconnect with the son he abandoned. After his estranged son (Juan Diego Botto) tries to commit suicide, Argentine expat Martín (Federico Luppi) brings the troubled teen to live with him in Spain. But though Martín tries to reach out to his son, he's unable to bond with anyone in his life -- including his much-younger girlfriend
Administrator
Barbara, a journalist in the beginning of the 20th century, searches in the border between Portugal and Galicia a bandit called El Argentino. In her travel she meets two men that say that they belong to his gang.
Gordo
Pablo hates everything. When Lucia comes into his life, he thinks she's the woman he dreams of, and sees the solution to all his problems. But Lucia, who is rather manipulating, is just what will make Pablo explode. Nobody believes in the ideal couple, not even Pablo's friends, who live all in couples, and all with problems: Between Ariel and Lola there is a professional rivalty they don't know how to cope with; Claudio lives on Natalia, and none of them feels good about it; what's wrong with Alejandro and Beatriz is just the big age difference between them two. Nobody is happy with his partenaire, but everyone will let it be, maybe for conformism, maybe for fear, maybe for lazyness, or maybe because Everything is false.
Camarero
A woman married to a bank director sees how her life is destroyed in a matter of hours when the police discovers that her husband has escaped with money from the bank.
Funcionario 1
A prison in Valencia hosts an event recognizing political prisoners jailed during Franco’s reign. The reunion proves more raucous than the organizers intended.
Nurse
Ismael Lopez (Elejaldo), a petty criminal, shoots and kills a painting restorer during a bungled burglary, and shoots her daughter as well. Twenty years later, and the daughter Leire (Alvarez) has been left mute and with a mental age of a child, spending most of her time in a mental home. A chance meeting between Leire and Ismael, who now works in a bar, leads Ismael to think that she still ight be able to recognise him, and turn him in to the police. With the help of his girlfriend Maite (Lio), he kidnaps Leire and chains her to the bed in his house. He is unable to kill her, however, and instead asks the mental home for a ransom for her return. Whilst a prisoner, though, Leire and Ismael grow closer and closer through his attempts to make her laugh and their mutual love for chocolate.
Taxista
Andres de Granada, a forty-benefit trade more clear, believed that the first months of 1993 are the best time to do business. It also has the help of his nephew Fulgencio, who has arrived in Madrid with the idea of learning the trade.
Two brothers plan to steal the precious jewel of Nefertiti's eye in a famous exhibition hall, but they are not the only ones who want it. There is a scuffle in which a policeman dies and one of the robbers falls on the dead man.
Sacerdote
Depois de quinze anos sem contato, a cantora extravagante Becky del Páramo volta a entrar na vida de sua filha Rebeca quando vai a Madri para um show. Ela descobre que sua filha está casada com um antigo amante seu. Enquanto as duas tentam se reconciliar, ocorre um assassinato.
A peculiar family, which owns a nougat factory, decides to set out on a trip to Madrid in order to advertise its products in a Food Fair. Besides the disapproval from the family head and company founder, events are not as expected.
Carcelero
In Spain of the 1960s, a poor family of quinquis - a nomadic ethnic group with a tradition as old as that of the gypsises of Spain but with even more obscure origins - have a nomadic life marked by poverty. The son, Eleuterio Sánchez Rodriguez, nicknamed "El Lute", steals some chickens and is condemned to six months in jail. El Lute moves to the slum outskirts of Madrid with his common law wife, Chelo, starting an itinerant life as a peddler of pots and pans and living in a quinqui shantytown. He gradually embarks upon as life of petty criminality, eventually participating in the theft of a jewelry store during which a bystander is killed.