David Salles
Nascimento : 1970-04-28, Maisons-Alfort, Val-de-Marne, France
Serge
Maxime, an ambitious and Cartesian executive, thinks only of his career and his future marriage to Nafège, the daughter of his boss. On the verge of burnout, alone in not realizing it, he finds himself embarked by his future stepfather Romain in the middle of his worst nightmare... A well-being course supervised by Clara and Luc, a couple of "clairvoyants", with trainees more lunar than each other. 14 days to get better, during which his principles and prejudices will be subjected to the zenitude and benevolence regime!
Bellec Nerveux
Pauline has her own way of doing road safety: as a trainer in a point recovery center during the day, she becomes a serial killer of drivers at night.
Director
Ficelle
A small clan lives in the underworld of a rubbish dump. They recycle the waste they find or steal, in order to cobble their home together. Life there could be so sweet, were it not for a chief inspector hot on their heels.
Gendarme 2
Daniel and Stéphane, two salesmen working in the same store but who cannot stand each other, decide despite everything to team up to participate in television games so they can pay their debts.
Director
Jail warden
Parody of the acclaimed Australian series of the 80s, Return to Eden. Wealthy heiress Stephanie Harper marries athlete Craig Danners, without suspecting that he only wants her money and is having an affair with her best friend, Crystal. Craig and Crystal have a plan to get rid of Stephanie and steal her fortune by making her suffer a terrible accident, which leaves her face disfigured. She is saved by the handsome Doctor Danley, who performed a plastic surgery on Stephanie that turned her into a completely different and beautiful woman. Stephanie starts plotting her revenge against Craig and Crystal, who believe that she died in the accident.
Eric
Eric is a butcher. Divorced, his wife has filed a restraining order for domestic violence, forbidding him to see his son. Since then, a strange wound has appeared on his arm and is beginning to spread through the rest of his body.
Hosted by French comedian Manu Payet, here to cheer you up for Christmas in such hard times.
In a small seaside town, Nina has 48 hours to meet Lili, her mother, again after twenty years of silence. Guided by the urgency, she has a choice to make. A choice that resonates with their history.
Publius
Faced with the tyranny of Caesar who acts as absolute master over Rome, Senators Rufus and Cassius form a plot to assassinate him.
Tom
Docteur Godard alias Tonton Bonbon
Since his sensational arrival at the head of the 20 Hours, Cédric Saint Guérande, known as "CSG" is THE favorite presenter of the French. His insolent audiences stoke the jealousy even within La Grande Chaîne which he is the undisputed star. His thirst for power is limitless, which displeases the new president of the chain. The war is declared between the two men for the great pleasure of CSG. Power games, networking, manipulations and low shots: the fight will be merciless, and the outcome necessarily spectacular. Welcome to the media circus games.
Mario
Santi
Mika, a little crook, took a quick tour of the prison, where he got to know "Putin", a crazy and unpredictable detainee. As soon as his sentence has been served, he decides to start from scratch and start his life over again. As he prepares to marry the daughter of a wealthy businessman, his past catches up with him: Putin arrives without warning! Mika will quickly realize that we do not easily get rid of such a ball ...
Le policier
Le motard
Emile is fifteen. He lives in Montargis, between a sweet-crazy father and a mother who has always dyed his hair blond, because, it seems, he is more beautiful like that. When the girl who pleases him more than anything invites him to Venice for the holidays, he is overjoyed. Only problem, his parents decide to accompany him - This is the story of a teenager born into an unclassifiable family, the story of a first love, miraculous and fragile. This is the story of an initiatory and incredible journey where life often takes unawares, but where Venice, it will be at the rendezvous.
Le père de Simon et Estelle
Simon, um operário de fábrica de 30 anos, leva uma vida solitária em uma fazenda decadente no remoto interior da França. Atormentado por culpa e depressão, ele dedica seu tempo a cuidar da irmã Estelle, que ficou gravemente incapacitada após sofrer um terrível acidente na infância. Convencido de que foi abduzido por alienígenas quando criança, Simon espera ansioso pelo retorno dessas forças obscuras de outro mundo, sonhando com um meio de fugir de todo esse sofrimento e libertar a si mesmo e a sua irmã das prisões corporais em que estão confinados.
José Perez
For Goran and his team of amateur shooters, the plan was almost perfect: to enter a hypermarket at night to rob a jeweler. But these "broken arms" had not anticipated the arrival of a vigil like no other: Walter, a former African warlord who will send them to hell .
Jean-Mi, the owner of the cafe
Em Paris, uma empresa de publicidade é obrigada a se mudar para o subúrbio após um golpe ser descoberto. Com as mudanças, eles precisarão lidar com os hilários desafios que se apresentam na nova vizinhança.
Casimir Jambard
Sans-abri
Gauthier, um jovem jornalista, descobre de sua mãe que ele é o filho ilegítimo de Guy Jamet, um artista francês que teve seu momento de glória entre os anos 60 e 90. Gauthier decide segui-lo, com a câmera na mão, em sua vida cotidiana e concertos, para fazer um retrato documental.
Thierry
A father enlists the help of an airport employee on a quest to find his daughter's teddy.
Passager menottes
Sylvain Marot, super policial em Paris e piloto excepcional, é transferido contra sua vontade para a Polícia Municipal de Marselha. O ex-Comissário Gibert, que se tornou prefeito da cidade e no mais baixo nas urnas, confiou-lhe a missão de parar a formidável "Gang dos Italianos", que contrabandeia jóias com a ajuda da poderosa Ferrari. Mas para conseguir isso, Marot não terá escolha senão colaborar com o sobrinho do famoso Daniel, Eddy Maklouf, o pior piloto VTC de Marseille, mas o único capaz de recuperar o lendário TAXI branco
Le mari
Directeur du stade de France
Pierre Durant
Lila, grows up in the high-rises of the Marolles in Brussels. Along with her sister and her friends, she dreams of becoming a dancer and revolutionising the world of hip-hop. While her friends stay in Brussels, Lila leaves everything - comfort, family - behind to go to Paris, where she is certain her persistence will pay off. Except that life in Paris quickly takes an unexpected turn. The woman who dreamed of being a choreographer ends up as a lap dancer in a rap video, and that’s only the beginning of her disillusionment. After a chance meeting with a drama teacher, she bears her heart and soul on stage and begins doing stand-up. This time, her unusual dedication leads her to find her calling. However, she still has to fight one final battle: convincing her father that she has made the right choice.
Client du bar fermé à Mâcon
Max (David Marsais) e Léon (Grégoire Ludig), os dois preguiçosos e festeiros, são melhores amigos desde a infância. Durante a Segunda Guerra Mundial, eles lutam como soldados, mas a verdadeira aventura é o que eles fazem para tentar fugir da batalha.
Self - Guest
Raoul le Borgne
Jean Reno e Christian Clavier estão de volta como viajantes do tempo para a Idade Média.
Bernie
Olivier
Christian is a divorced father who can only see his young daughter Vanessa every other weekend. When he meets the single mother Christine and decides to participate in a summer TV show, his whole life is turned upside down.
Gendarme of Chinon
O casal Verneuils tem 4 filhas. Católicos, conservadores e um pouco preconceituosos, eles não ficaram muito felizes quando 3 de suas filhas se casaram com homens de diferentes nacionalidades e religiões. Quando a quarta anuncia o seu casamento com um católico, o casal fica nas nuvens e toda a família vai se reunir. Mas logo eles vão descobrir que nem tudo é do jeito que eles querem.
Commissaire Laville
À procura de uma babá por uma noite, Marc Schaudel confia seu filho Remy aos cuidados de seu empregado Franck, um homem honesto. Mas o que Marc não sabe, é que Franck está completando 30 anos neste fim de semana e que seu filho Remy é uma criança muito excêntrico. No dia seguinte, Marc e sua esposa Claire são acordados por um telefonema da polícia. Remy e Franck sumiram, e a casa está totalmente devastada. A polícia encontra uma câmera. Marc, Claire e a polícia começam a assistir o vídeo que foi gravado no dia anterior durante a noite e descobrem o que aconteceu com Franck e Remy.
Journaliste i>Télé
Leslie Konda young talented French footballer spotted in his teens by Didier , a small-scale agent who was able to take under his wing , has signed its first contract striker in a large Spanish club . At the same time, his growing reputation and its origins Botswanga , small, poor state of Central Africa, earned him an invitation by the President of the Republic in person Babimbi Bobo , a football enthusiast, freshly installed in power after a coup military state. Leslie therefore went for the first time in the country of his ancestors accompanied by Didier to be decorated by the President Bobo which quickly turns out, despite his great humanist discourse be a megalomaniac and paranoid dictator under the bad influence of his wife .dropoff window Hardly have they landed Bobo enters into a sordid deal with Didier put pressure on his player so that it plays for the national team : Crocodiles of Botswanga ...
Bad Guy - Giovanni
Após entrar para o programa de proteção à testemunha, uma família ligada à máfia é transferida para a França. De início, eles se adaptam à nova vida, mas aos poucos eles passam a resolver os problemas que surgem a seu modo. Ao mesmo tempo, líderes da máfia nos Estados Unidos procuram o grupo em busca de vingança. O agente do FBI Stansfield fará de tudo para protegê-los, mas nem sempre contará com a ajuda do pai da família, Fred Blake, nem dos outros membros.
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Grégoire
Quando Paulo, um jovem pianista, e Ilir, um baixista albanês, se encontram por acaso, é amor à primeira vista. Logo depois da primeira noite juntos, Paulo vai morar com Ilir, porém, a harmoniosa relação do casal se transforma em um turbulento passeio de montanha russa, que envolve, não apenas amor, mas também vício e paixão. Certo dia, Paulo promete amá-lo para sempre, mas Ilir deixa a cidade e não retorna mais.
Andrej, l'autre escort de Sophie
Nina (Lola Dewaere) é mulher jovem, bonita e gorda. Gaspard (Grégory Fitoussi), marido de Nina, só gosta de mulheres magras. Relutante, Nina tenta mais uma vez seduzir Gaspard e aceita um tratamento de emagrecimento em um resort. No local, ela conhece Sophie (Victoria Abril), uma bela advogada que quer controlar desde seu corpo até seu coração, e Emilie (Catherine Hosmalin), uma mulher que afirma "Gordo é bonito!", mas que está no local devido a sua vida amorosa ter estagnado e o peso ter causado problemas de saúde. O encontro desse trio causará um maremoto nesse resort.
Monsieur Henri
Two contempo Frenchmen of Antillean descent visit their ancestor's time as well as their land in the slavery-themed French era.
Patrick - le dealer du parking
Durante uma noite de patrulha dois policiais noturnos ferem um trabalhador jovem que havia ferido sem motivo aparente um dos seus colegas. Injustamente acusados decidem provar sua inocência e investigar a droga responsável pela loucura do agressor.
David
Emile is a 70-ish former horticulturalist who once raised bonsai trees "because they don't take up too much room." Indeed, his whole existence is safe and uneventful to a fault, somewhat juiced by friendship with raucous fishing companion Edmond. Still, they trade pleasantries rather than confidences -- so Emile is shocked when it turns out his elderly pal watches porn, paints nudes and shags women who are his contemporaries that he meets online.
David Salles