Ilja Rautsi

Centuries in the future, world's freshwater supplies are running out. Wars are waged over water, and China rules over Europe, including the Scandinavian Union. Far in the north, young woman, Noria, is learning to become a Tea Master, like her father. Tea Masters alone know the location of hidden water sources, including the natural spring that Noria’s father tends, which once provided water for her whole village. After her father dies, the military moves in to watch over the village -- and Noria. Refusing to give in her freshwater spring, Noria digs in deeper into her family’s secret. Within the Tea Masters’ books, she finds information that the government’s power is based on lies, that there still might be fresh water left for everyone. She risks her own life and sets out on a dangerous journey to find out if this is true.

Tinja, de 12 anos, e ginasta, está desesperada para agradar a mãe, uma mulher obcecada em apresentar a imagem de uma família perfeita. Uma noite, Tinja encontra um ovo estranho e leva para seu quarto, sem contar para ninguém da família. Mas estranhos acontecimentos fazem com que Tinja mude para algo animalesco. Porém quando o ovo choca, o que sai de dentro é inacreditável.

Tinja, de 12 anos, e ginasta, está desesperada para agradar a mãe, uma mulher obcecada em apresentar a imagem de uma família perfeita. Uma noite, Tinja encontra um ovo estranho e leva para seu quarto, sem contar para ninguém da família. Mas estranhos acontecimentos fazem com que Tinja mude para algo animalesco. Porém quando o ovo choca, o que sai de dentro é inacreditável.

A woman who has had enough of anonymous dick pics finds eyeglasses that give her the ability to see which men are the real dicks – but the dicks can also see her.

A woman who has had enough of anonymous dick pics finds eyeglasses that give her the ability to see which men are the real dicks – but the dicks can also see her.

Hanna e a irmã decidem criar um romance parodial no Instagram com um jovem ator e conscientizar sobre o quanto a sociedade venera narrativas românticas. Quando a história de amor começa, Hanna começa a ter problemas devido ao seu passado não resolvido com um amigo com quem nunca namorou de verdade.

A no-budget metafilm filled with pop cultural references, Metatitanic deconstructs the performative essence of romantic love.

One woman’s desperate struggle to survive a horde of men with frail egos, who just want to explain everything to her. But the biggest horror may be closer to her than she thinks.

One woman’s desperate struggle to survive a horde of men with frail egos, who just want to explain everything to her. But the biggest horror may be closer to her than she thinks.

As melhores amigas Satu e Heide acreditam que o amor verdadeiro não está à venda e vivem sabotando casamentos elegantes. Mas quando Heide se apaixona pelo astro do hóquei no gelo Lauri Mäntyvaara, Satu fica sozinha com seus planos. Ela é obrigada a decidir o que realmente quer.

Make is 11 but wants to be a teen or better yet, an adult - anything but a child. Instead he's forced to look after his little brother Konsta.

Sari is a high school principal with high standards but no idea of what to do with them. In the teachers' lounge her nitpicky style hasn't won her popularity. When Sari hears that the teachers are organizing a get-together and she's not invented, she decides to act: get an invitation and win everyone's hearts. There is nothing standing in the way of her and popularity - except one broken mug.

Lonely son of a Canadian preacher man Michael builds the first professional wrestling company in faraway Finland. Young transsexual wrestler Jessica infiltrates into the company contesting Michael both physically and ideologically. Anger and frustration get to Michael who is now 40 years old still looking for companion. He is looking for love, but first must learn not to hate. As Michael finds true love online he redefines his values, and reinvents himself as a wrestler in love.

Lonely son of a Canadian preacher man Michael builds the first professional wrestling company in faraway Finland. Young transsexual wrestler Jessica infiltrates into the company contesting Michael both physically and ideologically. Anger and frustration get to Michael who is now 40 years old still looking for companion. He is looking for love, but first must learn not to hate. As Michael finds true love online he redefines his values, and reinvents himself as a wrestler in love.

A group of women working in an unemployment office in a small Finnish town have started to give out sex to outcast young men in order to prevent future school shootings in Finland. Mirja (35) tries to hide, that after spending a night with unemployed Marko (23), she has fallen in love. Saving Finland is at stake.

When 12-year-old Lauri tries too hard to get his older siblings’ attention he falls badly and loses his ability to walk. Now Lauri is stuck at home, lonelier than he ever was. Just then a helpful furry creature from another dimension appears and takes him on a fantasy adventure. In the other dimension Lauri trades his shadow for being able to walk again, but the shadow becomes a goofy, all-eating monster who follows Lauri back to his world. To beat the monster Lauri needs to team up with his siblings and give up his ability to walk. However, Lauri is now determined to learn to walk again and he has his siblings beside him - and that’s what really matters.

Impaled Rektum, the weirdest heavy metal band in the world, is in a Norwegian prison. They hear that the reindeer slaughterhouse run by their guitarist’s parents is about to go bankrupt and they decide to escape. In order not to lose PrisonAdvisor points, the prison warden sends a gun-crazy bounty hunter to catch the band and get them back in any condition. A notorious, German, heavy music manager promises to make the band enough money to save the slaughterhouse if they let him take them to Wacken, the biggest heavy metal festival in Europe, taking place in Northern Germany. Impaled Rektum starts its crazy journey towards Germany, followed by the bounty hunter, police, a bunch of old German metalheads, and their scheming manager.

There's nothing worse than loneliness during Christmas - except your own family.

There's nothing worse than loneliness during Christmas - except your own family.

Nissim wants to mend his relationship with his son and won't let small obstacles like his own death stand in his way.

A couple’s dream of a perfect child spirals into a nightmare as soon as the baby is born. The mother Saga thinks there’s something seriously wrong with the child, who drains her of all energy and sucks blood from her breasts. While their marriage strains, Saga’s husband Juuso tries to pretend he doesn’t see the problems, and Saga lets herself start hating the monster she gave birth to. Maybe the only way out is to become a monster herself.

Ordinary winter holiday turns into an adventure when trash starts to rain from the sky and all the holes in the city disappear. Snot and Splash solve the mystery, and at the same time save the world from being sucked into a black hole.